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me spending 30 minutes creating open wounds on my skin. playing w my touys ^ - ^ weeeeeeeee

#weeeeee #playing with my touys #cw skin picking #tw skin picking #skin picking #cw skinpicking #tw skinpicking #skinpicking #i am having fun #enrichment #^-^

charl0ttan

take prescription stimulants and play spreadsheets for a whole da,y

cloverchronicles

i have never felt so seen,,,,yes,,,wweeeeeee

#weeeeee #playing with my touys

sacred-portal

byjove

I love birdwatchers they’re like “I just saw my ALL TIME FAVORITE BIRD SPECIES! I’ve always dreamed of seeing one in the wild! I am ECSTATIC!” and it’s the most boring looking little brown bird you’ve ever seen.

byjove

And I’m watching the video like “whoaaaa what’s it going to be! woodpecker? red-headed woodpecker? eastern whip-poor-will? northern mockingbird? it’s a Bachman's sparrow? oh, okay. neat.”

byjove

I feel like I need to show you a Bachman’s sparrow for this post to truly land.

Oooooh the most bird ever.

graphi-horse-time

omg this is so me my favourite bird is the short-toed treecreeper and.

like. yea...

byjove

I’m sorry to admit this and I would never do it in real life because I have an immense respect for wildlife and specifically the delicate nature of birds. That is the most grabbable animal I have ever seen. It looks free for the taking.

gothicprep

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

tgirl-thucydides

willgrahamscock

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

willgrahamscock

anyways can someone drive me to the hospital

lustcannibalism

what state are you in?

willgrahamscock

pretty bad

lustcannibalism

YOUR LOCATION

dragon-in-a-fez

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

dragon-in-a-fez

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

myrinthinks

could i have a blank version of your stardew spreadsheet please?

oh my god oh my god oh my god….someone actually wants to use it….you have made me so so very happy

yes of course! it might take me a bit, it’s been a while since i’ve played/used it so after work i’ll need to find my latest version and then make a blank version for you!

if you can private message me, you could send me your e-mail address and i can send it over :) or if that doesn’t work i could try google drive or something.

charl0ttan

*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason

maxfact

My mom would love this post

maxfact

I was right

animentality

pleasantbread286

Trying to get back into making small sprite, ngl I'm not good at it. but I'll try to make some at least once every two days. that way I'll get better at it quicker