☆Kat☆

♡ |she/they| ♡ |24| ♡ |nb genderflux demigirl| ♡ |writer/rp-er| ♡ |current hyperfixations: resident evil, horror, film, ace attorney, witch hat atelier, little goody two shoes| ♡

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[appldino]

I loved the movie

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

[basileater]

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

[agave]

[datasoong47]

[aropride]

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

[vrabia]

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

[callmebliss]

Your fave is ongelmajäte

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

[pyrebomb]

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

[kilikesmilktea]

I remember being in the car with my papa and I heard an ad on the radio that was like:

“Martha’s job is to watch a bunch of immature children constantly screaming at each other.

“So when she comes home, she likes to relax by turning on the tv and watch a bunch of immature adult women constantly screaming at each other.

“The difference is that the adults are not Martha’s problem.”

Which is actually a pretty accurate example of why it’s normal and ok to enjoy something in fiction that may be problematic or unrealistic irl.

[kyraneko]

People like skydiving, roller coasters, and waterslides.

Which are basically "what if falling to your death wasn't actually a problem" and therefore fun.

Fictionalizing (and therefore, deprobleming) problems is quite common across a lot of activities.

[redsixwing]

When I'm done with my monkeys, I enjoy going to the circus.

[angelinsecta]

finally got to see this movie i enjoyed it very much

[dogpuppy]

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[dozydawn]

[catasters]

[karnalesbian]

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

[parmashaun]

[karnalesbian]

[frankendykes-monster]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[memorycycle]

id much rather have a flame broiled steak than a bug from the ground

[orc-boar-dyke]

you make me so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad

[memorycycle]

if i saw a bug on the ground i definitely wouldnt eat it

[debas3rr]

what the hell

[memorycycle]

if theres one thing im known for its for not getting really hungry when i see a bug, especially if its from the ground