cray(on)!!!

they/he/it || 27 || dog metaphor enjoyer || theophagy enthusiast

[clownereye]

— i want to break you open like a scallop shell.

( this bloody @narcissistcookbook song hasn't left my brain since the jam mechanics demo )

[staggeringsmite]

do i think that ttrpg’s are about having a fun silly goofy time with your friends? yes.  do i think it’s inherently vulnerable to sit down and commit to telling a story with your friends where you don’t even know the ending, that it takes trust in each other to let luck in and guide you through the narrative? of course. is it also about bullying the absolute shit out of each other through five layers of narrative distance? i don’t make the rules, but yes.

[koheletgirl]

guys not to alarm anyone but i feel like lamarque is ill and fading fast

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[perfect-jerry-blossom]

i genuinely can't fucking deal with the larger internet anymore holy shit what the fuck are you people TALKING about. i am at my limit with this stupid bullshit. who the fuck cares if a man is hired to draw medical diagrams for young girls jesus christ we're pearl clutching about medical illustrations now? next you're gonna tell me male pediatricians shouldn't advise parents on their kids' vulva issues? male surgeons shouldn't be in the room when performing a procedure where a woman's breasts or vulva might be exposed? male researchers shouldn't conduct gynecological medical research? sure. better for men to live in ignorance and NEVER ally themselves with us to expand access to sexual education and reproductive healthcare i fucking guess. Twenty thousand likes. i hate it here KILL ME

[perfect-jerry-blossom]

THIS is the post that got me my first ever anon hate. i'd like to thank the academy tbh

also not related but can ppl on this post being like "yeah STOP being mean to men!!" pls stop cuz that's not the point of what i was saying 💀 i'm not mad bc someone was mean to a man i'm mad bc feminism is being hijacked by bioessentialist conservative Christian moralist bullshit where the goal seems to be the complete and total segregation of women from men instead of like, the material improvement of women's lives. i don't care if some intsta commenter is mean to men i care that feminism is culturally turning into Nu Conservatism

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

[obscuranter-rhapsode]

himbeeren ? nein danke, ich esse nur herbeeren #feminismus

[innerchildabortionclinic]

WTF (where's the feta?)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

LMFAO (love my feta and olives)

[ordr]

Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

[greelin]

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

[greelin]

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

[goslinggf]

i love you rice with some bullshit

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[animentality]

[dateamonster]

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

[willgrahamscock]

they want you to care more about 'job' than yaoi... don't fall for this scam

[feldfrog]

I shoved a nerd in my locker. so nobody steals my precious nerd

[nortism]

Imagine you invite your roommate to hang out with you and your lefty anarchist friends and everyone’s having a great time until roommate starts talking how cool Bill Clinton was and how awesome the American military industrial complex is and how great it is that the American military is present in every country and now you’re the guy who brought the neoliberal to the anarchist meeting and also this guy has never once paid you rent.

Similar thing happened to my good pal Courfeyrac Les Misérables