doot oot toot

adrian. they/them. there is no order and i have no desire to impose any.

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[facts-i-just-made-up]

What is Tumblr?

Tumblr is the opiate of the very, very few.

[februarytrash]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[clownpalaces]

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[queenklu]

so i hear tumblr's dying and this moby dick meme idea has lived in my head for literal years...

[kaijuerotica]

convinced if i keep digging in deeper i can find a secret way out that's not through. haven't found it yet but i think i'm close

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[nicolegendary]

sorry this is the funniest thing i've ever read

[tigerbaulm]

smea cmreaturem

[teaboot]

at the combination ikea and taco bell. ordering a blåhaj blast

[cardboard-puppy]

[girlzoid]

i dont "struggle" with isolation, i'm actually soooooo super fucking good at it

[tothechaos]

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

[dogwise]

Cherry Blossoms in Issaquah, WA

[orteil42]

utterly delightful family of words and things

[chilipepperconverse]

posts i can only make today

[hbmmaster]

cyberpunk setting where instead of god dammit they say mod bannit

[mhyphendash]

cleric streamer who says gods, damn that person for 10 minutes

[knivesandteeth]

Casting banishment in the chat