Still Here

I have too much time on my hands

[lesbianredpanda]

You know what the fuck time it is

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRITTY

[lesbianredpanda]

[cetaceanhandiwork]

happy 3rd birthday gritty

[clownsinmyarea]

My first gender as a child

[clownsinmyarea]

My first love and heartbreak

[sirfrogsworth]

3.944 cubits.

[campyvillain]

YOURE TELLING ME ELON MUSK HOSTED SNL AND EVERYONE FUCKING HATED IT????

[campyvillain]

AND DOGECOIN TANKED BECAUSE THE SKITS SUCKED ASS SO BAD???

[slayersparks]

I know a lot of y’all just like love to cheer for his downfall or whatever but I’d like to remind everyone that he actually does have Aspergers and that’s why his jokes didn’t “land”. You can hate on his ethics all you want to but it’s bold af for someone to host SNL especially when they have a syndrome that limits their ability to do that and invites ridicule.

[boccs]

I assure you his mental divergence had nothing to do with his jokes missing their mark.  One skit was called Gen Z Hospital and was loaded on nothing but horribly misused AAVE.  That was it.  There was no punchline outside of using AAVE improperly.  That has nothing to do with him being on the autism spectrum and everything to do with him being an out of touch billionaire boomer trying to belittle the generation that most often sees through his bullshit. 

He’s also, despite his claim in his monologue, not the only SNL host to be neurodivergent.  Dan Akroyd, former cast member and later host, is also on the autism spectrum and has spoken often about it.  

[godtiermeme]

He also still owns an emerald mine in Africa and is a fucking trash person who tries to be repeatable despite being a fucking dickbag. I know plenty of neurodivergent people who are genuinely funny as fuck and have great senses of humor. Elongated Muskrat just sucks.

[rowanthewizard]

I’m nuerodivergent and funny as hell! It’s not the ASD he’s just unfunny.

[witch-without-gender]

E l o n g a t e d M u s k r a t

[garbage-empress]

How can you be on a site where like 60% of the funny posts come from autistic trans people and say shit like this

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

CHIKORITA CHUESDAY IS NOT AT ALL LIABLE FOR YOUR PHONE CRASHING. IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE CHIKORITA CHUESDAY, THAT’S ON YOU BABES.

[barkingdog]

Ough I'm so thirsty if only I had a drink...hmm. maybe milk perhaps. But where would I get that?

[barkingdog]

"Hey it's me, Michael"

[barkingdog]

*giggles* hi Micheal *cough cough* oh.......sorry. my throats just a little dry. I'm kind of parched I guess.. aha *tucks hair behind ear* *blushes and giggling more*

[barkingdog]

"Oh well, if you're thirsty I might be able to help with that. Hope you like milk"

[barkingdog]

*blushes even harder* OMG Micheal you're so nice! And you know I was actually craving milk, aha how weird. Um..d-do you have some aha *nervous laughter as I stare at his shirtless body*

[barkingdog]

"Yeah actually I got 2 jugs right here how convenient"

[cithaerons]

like, y’all, if you hear a overhear a group of women saying the following: “ugh men are disgusting” “i’m so attracted to jared it’s nauseating” “i made out with jake last night and i hate myself for it” “i can’t believe what bob said last night. men are so awful” &c &c they are expressing a variety of sentiments for a variety of reasons. and i can almost assure you that “i hate myself for being attracted to men because the evil lesbians have made me feel ashamed of myself for being heterosexual” is exactly dead last on that list.

[cholera]

[kekeslider]

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

[thankfulforgirls]

i fucking knew it would be drarry

[meteor-impact-deactivated202210]

harry potter and the what

[vivianecarstairs]

actually there is an earlier version if you look for “tongues battled for dominance”:

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[oddity-txt]

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

[oddity-txt]

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

[oddity-txt]

https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

[tarotsunset]

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

[extraterrestrialsprobably]

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

[magical-game]

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

[frivolousphantasies]

do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget’s left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male

a gender role smashing icon

[krystal-prisms]

I wondered why the wings looked different

[decorativeskull]

Incredible

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

intersex icon

[oddity-txt]

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

[sleepy-sphinx-deactivated202012]

WE STAN?????

[matthew-gubler-fangirl]

chicken nugget said intersex rights

[cowboybaedling]

This whole post is wonderful, but I think a lot of people don’t realise just how rare bilateral gynandromorphs are. Research has shown that only approximately 1 in 6,000 butterflies is a bilateral gynandromorph! So thanks so much @oddity-txt for sharing this wonderful being with us!

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[catoverlord]

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[braetsch]

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[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[ringwaldhaze]

very much so

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[2sunchild2]

Tea

[mintykiwi]

[mintykiwi]

EVERY YEAR

[1-4-1-8-0]

[insomninteniac]

But it's Thursday???

[1-4-1-8-0]

[thebelchers]

[adz]