cluelessnameless

im lucie and yeah sometimes i am in the sky with diamonds

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[gumi-megpoidd]

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

[karvina]

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Hey ladies (Leans on my stupid car and it explodes)

[deepinourengines]

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

[stephfandomdumps]

poll game!

there were ~60 conspirators to kill caesar but they only managed to stab him 23 times. assuming a conspirator got to stab him a max of only 1 time, try to split yourselves into the same percentages as those 2069 years ago

23/60 who did stab him = 38.3%

37/60 who didn't stab him = 61.7%

Voting ended onMar 13

[irlpretear]

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

[drizzledrawings]

Make women hairier in video games... she is running for her life she doesnt have time to shave

[flareonfloof]

problematic bedtime gap

[crow--teeth]

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

[crow--teeth]

For context

[e-102]

you guys need to let go of any rigid belief in what being nonbinary is because it can be anything. like someone can look completely average in gender presentation and do literally nothing to set themselves apart from their assigned gender and still be nonbinary.

[e-102]

okay well i’m your nonbinary enemy and i say so.

[transbb]

when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h

[ratparkprince]

[literallymechanical]

Dang. OP disabled reblogs on the hestia self care post, I was hoping Start Toiling would enter the lexicon.

[literallymechanical]

Start Toiling

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if you washed any clothes recently this is a friendly reminder to put them on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then

[annabelle--cane]

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

[paper-mario-wiki]

counterpoint

[escuerzoresucitado]