Clumsy Darling

[jimmyoffthehook-deactivated2017]

[theclearlydope]

BRB.. my planet needs me. 

[shmoo06]

Brunch of Idiots

[thishartominefeelz]

😎😎😎😎✨

[bahttery]

Get to know me meme → [4/5] current celebrity crushes → Chris Pratt

Just be yourself and forget all of the stuff you read in ‘GQ’ magazine.

[mechanical-whale]

[loganeccholls]

[clumsydarling]

Truth

[pusheen]

[taylortownsend]

[milahroy]

best part.

[theroyalorphans-deactivated2017]

#’hermione just stole all our shit’ is basically the entire harry potter series from a teachers perspective

[best-of-memes]

[mishasminions]

PROPER USAGE OF TWITTER

[chaoticbabyg]

[hypothetical-happiness-blog]

[nelladee]

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

[gothzarya-deactivated20220622]

and you dont want to do that ._. 

[aeloro]

salmon is for desire

[breethingout]

what am I looking at

[ruineshumaines]

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

[mylifeaskriz-deactivated2017010]

this really cheered me up

[disneysnewgroove]

Disney movies in order of historical setting

(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)

[sunglasseshorse]

falling asleep on someone’s chest

wrapping your arms around each other

synching heartbeats and breathing slowly

falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear

forehead kissies and murmured affections

naps

[freeleech-deactivated20140301]

MONSTER TRUCKS

[dogherlikemikevick-deactivated2]

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

This is still funny to me.

[moviemeatloaf]

Grover bits were always the best.

[sexbangs-deactivated20150430]

so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering

and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought

but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower

my mom thought something was wrong with me

okay here goes; an attorney defends a man sued for walking around town in his underwear. it was a brief case. 

[isis-]

omg this is fantastic

[sindependent-deactivated2021081]

That’s 3 puns at once how is that possible

[theexfiles-deactivated20190101]

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

[bekstek]

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time

[unamusedsloth]

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

[curxio]

This is great