Clumsypelican

Memes for days son!

[catchymemes]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[meateater-rabbit]

[velociraptrix]

[firjii]

here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash

[pseudomantis]

Those mods that replace female characters with male characters in games but keep the female animations really highlight how fucking insane and ridiculous the animations for women in video games usually are

[pseudomantis]

Serious spine injury someone take that thing to the vet!

[1thousandminus7]

White boy off the shits!!

[toastbutteregg]

[subject4a]

@parotcardsroxy pls these tags are so fucking funny

[funnytwittertweets]

[captainofthetidesbreath]

why am I not a small, well-loved domestic cat

[wizardpotions]

You keep sending assassins after me but I kiss every one of them on the lips so sweetly

[loveyoubot]

I love you this much!

Hello! I am the I love you bot! I tell you I love you in different ways! Beep!

[wizardpotions]

nice try assassin! *kisses you so tenderly*

[doncherrycola]

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nedsseveredhead]

My dad fell asleep watching some youtube video in the living room but his youtube is set to auto play and i just heard ‘Big foot mating call’ before the loudest guttural noise imaginable reverberated this whole house. And hes still asleep

[nedsseveredhead]

Step mom came out from her room and was like ‘Hey Jim? Why?’

[nedsseveredhead]

if this somehow makes it to a facebook meme page and my dad sees it i will literally never forgive any of you

[pie-bean]

[weevildead]

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

[rockdoveking]

cant get sentences like this anywhere else

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[wizardsnoopy]

car in front of me at a red light had this bumper sticker

[itskindofareallyniceday]

Booty shorts that say this

[bunjywunjy]

[toshio]

i love when porn blogs follow me. like sir i literally just shitpost on here. there is not even a single titty on my christian minecraft blog. you are mistaken.