absolute trash

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[roseyjones]

an older one and a newer one - are you on team tea or team coffee?! 🤓 both prints available on www.roseyjones.bigcartel.com 😙

[cmrnwrgg]

Death Before Decaf

Why have I never heard that before 😄

[eightfivebrand]

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

Say those 4 words and I’m yours

[actualsufjan-deactivated2016092]

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.

[lucastriedpklove]

MY POST IS IN THIS I AM SO HAPPY

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

the turkey swiss on rye incident

[silver-cirquit-blog]

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

[doggoschmoggo-deactivated201905]

this is like a book

[cmrnwrgg]

my wife: i'm leaving you

me: why?

my wife: you feel the need to use the alignment chart in every aspect of life and i can't take it anymore

me, quietly: lawful evil behavior

[stevieharringtonswife]

[radroach1994-deactivated2019082]

damn it turned the water into 90s anime water

[mahboi]

[the-x-button]

reblog with more of these

[geibuchan-deactivated20250804]

ooh lemme have a whack at it

[joshsundquist]

The day I met my solemate

[juelzsantanabandana]

Pure post

[stale-thot-deactivated20170503]

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[sour-charity]

It got better

[tealesbian]

i’m choking

[urbanfarmzine-deactivated201807]

[comedycentral]

Mark Normand

Michelle Wolf

Mark Kramer

Matt Oswalt

Aparna Nancherla

Natasha Leggero

Hail to the tweets! Enjoy a few of our favorite Inauguration Day jokes.

[fast-and-fit-sam]

Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)

[motivationforfitness]

Shoelace Voodoo

[coconuts-and-crunches-deactivat]

The heel slipping one is awesome if you have to wear orthotics because it stops them from slipping round inside your shoe

[archtecture-deactivated20210221]

ho ho ho where did my motivation go

[bombing]

[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys