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The german dilemma that is finding out your non-german friend's birthday is in a few days. can't congratulate early because You Don't Do That. can't not congratulate because it's rude.

langernameohnebedeutung

"-and you know, my birthday is in a few days."

I thank you for this neutral piece of net information. Expect to hear back from me in several business days.

langernameohnebedeutung

We are just never gonna beat these allegations are we

importantcatpics

perennial-princess

The Gardener’s House at the Palace of Versailles, France

venusmage

Editorial illustrations for a conference discussing AI’s impact on communities.

the-big-mood

Stuff like this makes me question if I’m actually passionate about anything

Although he lost the use of both legs, Xie Junwu from Jiangxi Province never lost his sense of freedom. Watch him take on a skateboard from

angealainn

sergle

super quick 30 minute mermay before i nap. happy mermay!!

sapropel

Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages

diet-poison

asked the skyrim bandits why they were living in a cave and they explained the war effort has buried the economy so they can't find work and lost their homes. I use my shout to blast them across the cave and find a preeeetty nice sword among their belongings

leonkennedysprostate

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

rosieandthemoon

Kutaisi, Georgia

officialpenisenvy

clavicular = the protagonist of our tale. a frail man desperately clinging to the semblance of virile strength given to him by his looks but understood by most and even by his loyal followers to be a pathetic and clownish figure

almost caught a career-ending cortisol spike = almost had an anxiety attack that could've ruined his career and reputation as a streamer

after a larpmaxxed stacy = after a woman just as desperately pretending to be gorgeous and confident

tried jesterfying him on stream = attempted to make him into an object of ridicule in front of his live audience as he streamed

by calling him a good boy = by calling him a good boy (this is supposed to be sexually emasculating)

while he was mid-mog = while he was in the middle of winning a contest of unbothered masculinity

between 2 low-tier normies = between himself and two other young men less concerned with projecting an ill-conceived ideal of virility

at ASU = at arizona state university in fair tempe where we lay our scene

badsciencejokes

This is actually one of my favorite posts on the internet

sadclowncentral

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

sadclowncentral

no you don't understand. i do international regulation of emerging technologies for a living. this WAS me stress dreaming about work

wizardarchetypes

thinking about how in seattle a UW med endocrinologist required a therapist's letter to start HRT even though i'd already had top surgery. he said 'i just want to be sure that you're sure.' baby i had them cut 6 pounds of flesh off my rib cage.

wizardarchetypes

like not only did i wait 9 months for this appointment but i live on an island. i took a boat here. write my prescription.

wizardarchetypes

that said when i lived in WV there were 3 roads in my 'town' that weren't actually named on maps but they had street signs for A Road, B Road, and C Road just so there was some distinction. there was a post office (which is frankly nuts) but no money for a mail deliverer so all like 30 of us just had free P.O. boxes to pick up our own mail. if for any reason you couldn't pick up your own mail (sick, disabled, elderly, transportation etc.) the one woman who ran the entire post office would just drop it off on her way home.

before you ask: no we did not have a dollar general. that would've been downright metropolitan.

i couldn't qualify renter's insurance because i was too far from any fire station.

yes we did have a dairy queen. obviously.

wizardarchetypes

the unique experience of being extremely poor in Appalachia without enough gas money to get to the nearest grocery store 1+ hours away on back roads but there is a dairy queen so you end up spending more money than you would on groceries to survive on limp chicken tenders and vanilla soft serve is NOT something i will romanticize but strangely sometimes i do miss the best days there. in my restless dreams i see that town...tucker county