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“ What about for those of us that can’t read? What’s their message? “
my coworker and I invented a new activity called Knife Karaoke this morning and it’s going to be all the rage
PLEASE tell us more about knife karaoke
WHAT YOU NEED:
1-2 sharp handheld objects apiece (knives are ideal, but you can settle for very sharp pencils or fresh resin casts of dinosaur teeth... whatever’s on hand)
1 song you each know at least some of the lyrics to
1 visual disruption between you and your boss so that he can’t stop Knife Karaoke from happening
HOW YOU PLAY:
slowly circle each other with your sharp objects in hand and start singing (suggestion: ‘Lean On Me’ by Bill Withers works great for Knife Karaoke) and then try to stab each other without interrupting the song
if you get stabbed you lose
if you stop singing you lose
if your boss catches you fucking around and playing Knife Karaoke you both lose
if you get through the whole song without getting stabbed you win, you can tie if no one gets stabbed but you’ve gotta go into it at least pretending to want to fight
if neither of you can remember all the lyrics you can wordlessly hum through the song but if you don’t finish it then you’re stuck playing Knife Karaoke forever, so watch out
more rules that didn’t get tied to the original post:
-getting stabbed doesn’t automatically mean you lose; if you stop singing in reaction to getting stabbed, then you lose
-but if you can keep singing during/after the stabbing, you’re still in the running
-it is theoretically possible to win the game but also physically die, John Henry style
-if someone stabs you and you spend your dying breaths singing karaoke and they are so shocked that they stop singing, they lose
The Slaughter
ask my character about anyone in their life!
playable characters, npcs, anything! ask about relationships, current ones, failed ones, poke and prod them for answers about people that mean a lot to them!
Day Three: Favorite Things
Idk if I’m supposed to keep tagging @projectdarkstache or not lol
Dark and Wilford love to get icecream on summer nights! Wilford always makes a mess so this time dark was prepared lol
Day Two: Flowers
@projectdarkstache
Btw the flowers all have meanings!
Sweet William: we all know what it means
Pink carnation: I’ll never forget you
Forget-me-not: true love memories, don’t forget me
Red rose: love, I love you
Red camellia: you’re a flame in my heart
Morning glory: affection
I was going to add zinnia cause that means “thoughts of absent friends” but it doesn’t fit the color scheme so yee! And another thing forgive me if the meanings are wrong! I found these meanings on a farmer’s almanac so if I’m wrong just don’t tell me
this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain
It’s unfortunate that Sundays are such bad days for inspiring productivity. Sometimes, Sundays in particular, just after the work week ends and just before the cycle begins all over again, there’s just not enough motivation to accomplish things that one now has the chance to accomplish with an entire day to themselves.
And, in circumstances like these, it’s not uncommon for someone to start doing a little spring cleaning and to then stop halfway through, suddenly sitting cross-legged on the floor and going through the dustiest old box anyone might have ever laid eyes on. It’s also not so strange for there to be an old photo album or two to come out of such a dusty box.
And... maybe Wilford’s not motivated enough to keep himself from flipping through pages and pages of old, sepia-toned photographs of times long past. Even if it does make him a little sad. Hm.
☾ The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Sentence Starters
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
“You know, you could live a thousand lifetimes and not deserve him.”
“My nightmares are usually about losing you. I’m okay once I realize you’re here.”
“Poor [name]. Is this the first time in your life you haven’t looked pretty?”
“At some point, you have to stop running and turn around and face whoever wants you dead. The hard thing is finding the courage to do it.”
“I just want to spend every possible minute of the rest of my life with you.”
“[Name] is mine. I am his. Anything else is unthinkable.”
“I’m not going anywhere. I’m going to stay right here and cause all kinds of trouble.”
“Look, if you wanted to be babied you should have asked [name].”
“He offered me sugar and wanted to know all my secrets.”
“I swear if you cry, I’ll kill you here and now.”
“I wish I could freeze this moment, right here, right now, and live in it forever.”
“Because sometimes things happen to people and they’re not equipped to deal with them.”
“Because I’m selfish. I’m a coward. I’m the kind of girl who, when she might actually be of use, would run to stay alive and leave those who couldn’t follow to suffer and die.”
“Everything beautiful brings her to mind.”
“Shame isn’t a strong enough word for what I feel.”
“I do think you’re mad and I’ll still go with you.”
“Well, I can’t leave [name] behind. She’s one of the few people who actually likes me.”
“Whatever it takes to break you.”
“Having an eye for beauty isn’t the same thing as a weakness.”
“I don’t see that it makes that much difference. They’ll still be one hundred percent as stupid as usual, so I figure my odds will be roughly the same.”
“They can’t hurt me, I’m not like the rest of you. There’s no one left I love.”
“Everything is happening too fast for me to process it.”
“I don’t like self righteous people.”
“You know, I think this is the first time we’ve ever done anything normal together.”
pick-up lines!
all of the lines below are taken from this video. mixture of fluffy & nsfw, but mostly nsfw.
“if you were a transformer, you’d be optimus fine.”
“there will be only seven planets left in the solar system after i destroy your anus.”
“i’m glad i’m cross-eyed because i can see you twice.”
“when i do push-ups, my nose touches the ground first.”
[points to mouth] “this seat isn’t taken.”
“let’s go to your place, [insert person here] is at mine.”
“if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.”
“are you a drill sergeant? because you have my privates standing at attention.”
“if you were a household appliance, what would you be? i would be a washer because that’s the only way i’m getting your panties wet.”
“smile if you want to have sex with me.”
“um, excuse me, does my tongue taste funny to you?”
“you remind me of my shower because i want to cry inside you every morning.”
“you’re just like a wine tasting. they say to spit, but i prefer to swallow.”
“you remind me of my pinky toe; you’re smart, cute, and i’m going to bang you on my coffee table later.”
“ask me why i’m so tired. it’s because i’ve been kegeling all day.”
“can you do telekinesis? because you made a part of me move without even touching it.”
“i’m hung like a tic tac; want to freshen your breath?”
“you have a shovel? because i’m digging that ass.”
“how do you like your sausage in the morning? scrambled or blown?”
“i lost my keys; can i check your pants?”
“with school, i just wanna get a’s. but with you, i want an f.”
“hey, can you tell me what your name is so i know what to scream tonight?”
“did you have lucky charms for breakfast? because you look magically delicious.”
“i’m peanut butter, you’re the jelly. let’s have sex.”
“do you want to give me an australian kiss? it’s like a french kiss but down under.”
“looks like i’ve dropped something.” [mouth unhinges] “my jaw.”
“pick a number between one and ten.” [without giving the other person any time.] “you lose, now take off your clothes.”
My whole life is a struggle between “dont let anybody find out what a fucking monster you are” and “people would get their shit together if they knew who they were dealing with”
so I’ve been in a relationship for 5 years now. And I see a lot of posts about how people think relationships mean having butterflies forever, your heart beating faster when they walk into a room, about cuddling together every night, legs intertwined, that you’d be so happy to live together you’d sleep on a double bed with each other every night.
And its not really like that, at least not to me.
You stop getting the butterflies when you live together. Your heart no longer speeds up when you see them, but instead, everything calms down. When youre in the room with them, you feel calm, and secure. When you cuddle them you feel your heart beat slow, and the sound of their breathing carry you towards comfort. It doesnt feel like a roller coaster anymore, it feels like home.
You don’t sleep curled up with each other every night, legs twisted between theirs so tight its hard to tell where yours begin and theirs end.
Instead, you sleep comfortably, side by side, sometimes facing different directions. But every night, you find yourself scooting backwards on the bed so you bump into them. You snuggle against their arm, or stroke their hair as they fall asleep. There are nights when my boyfriend, in his sleep, reaches around me and pulls me to him, like a child with his teddybear, like I am his comfort.
In the wee hours of the morning before the dawn breaks, when the world is blue and you see through cracked eyes, you curl into their chest and inhale their scent before drifting back to sleep.
Kisses aren’t always romantic and firey anymore. But there are so much more of them now. There are cold kisses when you’re eating ice cream in the summer, and sticky kisses over breakfast pancakes. There’s “im leaving now” kisses, and “one more kiss before you go” kisses. There’s sleepy morning kisses before work, when you don’t remember the alarm going off but instead the press of their lips against yours is what brings you into the day.
There’s kisses before sleep, and, you are so sweet with the things you do kisses. There’s kisses because you treat animals so tenderly, and I’m so glad i’m with you and not someone else kisses. There’s quick kisses in the aisles of the grocery store, when its loud and you gravitate together, when instead of having your own personal space and their own personal space, its both of yours together, and you step into their chest to take up less area together.
You don’t always text each other with confessions of love and care like you used to, because that’s a given now, and you’ve moved on to quirky inside jokes about the life youve built together. You share looks of exasperation and amusement in public, your own little world against the outside one.
Relationships aren’t always a fairy tale. They’re not always fireworks and sparks, at least, after the start.
But they are a quiet rhythm and hum of love and care. It’s not a fire in your soul, but one in your hearth, keeping you warm and comfortable, comforting you as you drowsily drift into sleep.
And I love that.
Extending Empathy Starters
“I don’t know what the fuck to do to help but… I’m here.”
“You’re not a talker, I know… but, I’ve got you.”
“Up here all alone… wanna talk about it?”
“Consider this a peace offering and an invitation to talk.”
“Now, I know I’ve been… well me, but gimme five minutes.”
“I understand you more than you might think.”
“Been there before… sort of. It’s not the best thing.”
“You don’t have to say anything. You can show me instead.”
“Nothing says talking over woes like having a drink in questionable places.”
“You’re stuck with me for as long as it takes to get through this.”
“You don’t get how I’m feeling! Stop pretending like you do!”
“I’m awful with this stuff but I’m always open to trying.”
“No one deserves going through this alone.”
“When you’re ready. I can wait. Don’t force yourself.”
“When did you suddenly start caring?”
“Just because I’m an asshole, doesn’t mean I don’t care.”
“No! That’s not what I meant, or how, I’m just… trying okay?”
“This touchy feely talking about yourself crap wasn’t okay growing up alright?”
“Even I can tell when you’re being bitchier than normal. What’s up?”
“You’re right, I don’t understand, but I’m willing to make that attempt.”
“Oh it’s all doom, gloom and irreparable despair? Try me.”
“It’s going to hurt, but the release will be worth it.”
“You’re upset, I can tell.”
“How do you always know when I’m in a mood?”
“There’s… some weird thing with you. It feels… safe. Talking about things.”
25 sentence starters
“I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet.”
“They say that time’s supposed to heal ya, but I ain’t done much healing.”
“I’m in California dreaming about who we used to be.”
“I’ve forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet.”
“There’s such a difference between us.”
“I must have called a thousand times to tell you I’m sorry for everything that I’ve done.”
“When I call you never seem to be home.”
“At least I can say that I’ve tried to tell you I’m sorry for breaking your heart.”
“It don’t matter, it clearly doesn’t tear you apart anymore.”
“It’s so typical of me to talk about myself, I’m sorry.”
“I hope that you’re well.”
“Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?”
“It’s no secret that the both of us are running out of time.”
“This was all you, none of it me.”
“Send my love to your new lover.”
“Treat her better.”
“We’ve gotta let go of all of our ghosts.”
“We both know we ain’t kids no more.”
“I’m giving you up.”
“I’ve forgiven it all.”
“I want every single piece of you.”
“I want to teach you things you never knew, baby.”
“I love the way your body moves.”
“No one has me like you do, baby.”
“Be delicate with my ego.”
“Everybody loves the things you do.”
“Everybody here is watching you.”
“You’re like a dream come true.”
“If by chance you’re here alone, can I have a moment before I go?”
“My God, this reminds me of when we were young.”
“Let me photograph you in this light in case it is the last time.”
“It was just like a movie.”
“It was just like a song.”
“Nobody told me that you’d be here.”
“You still look like a movie.”
“It’s hard to admit that everything just takes me back to when you were there.”
“A part of me keeps holding on, just in case it hasn’t gone.”
“I guess I still care… do you still care?”
“I remember all of the things that I thought I wanted to be.”
“Every story has it’s scars.”
“No river is too wide or too deep for me to swim to you.”
“If you’re not the one for me, why do I hate the idea of being free?”
“If I’m not the one for you, you’ve gotta stop holding me the way you do.”
“If I’m not the one for you, why have we been through what we have been through?”
“I want you to be my keeper, but not if you are so reckless.”
“If you’re gonna let me down, let me down gently.”
“Don’t pretend that you don’t want me.”
“What are you waiting for?”
“It ain’t no life to live like you’re on the run.”
“Have I ever asked for much?”
“The only thing that I want is your love.”
“Everybody tells me it’s ‘bout time that I moved on.”
“I need to learn to lighten up and learn how to be young.”
“My heart is a valley, it’s so shallow.”
“I’m scared to death if I let you in that you’ll see I’m just a fake.”
“Sometimes I feel lonely in the arms of your touch, but I know that’s just me 'cause nothing ever is enough.”
“I stain every heart that I use to heal the pain.”
“I should probably tell you now before it’s way too late, that I never meant to hurt you or lie straight to your face.”
“Consider this my apology.”
“Take your eyes off of me so I can leave, I’m far too ashamed to do it with you watching me.”
“This is never ending, we have been here before.”
“I can’t stay this time cause I don’t love you anymore.”
“Don’t come any closer.”
“Don’t try to change my mind.”
“I’m being cruel to be kind.”
“It feels like we’re oceans apart.”
“Maybe we’re already defeated.”
“You have given me something that I can’t live without.”
“I don’t want to carry on like everything is fine.”
“Please don’t fall apart, I can’t face your breaking heart.”
“I’m trying to be brave.”
“Stop asking me to stay.”
“Everything changed me.”
“I don’t regret a thing.”
“I want to live and not just survive.”
“I don’t think you can save me.”
“I only wanted to have fun.”
“Deep down I must have always known that this would be inevitable.”
“I know I’m not the only one who regrets the things they’ve done.”
“Sometimes I just feel it’s only me who can’t stand the reflection that they see.”
“They can’t look me in the eye, it’s like they’re scared of me.”
“Sometimes I just feel it’s only me who never became who they thought they’d be.”
“That was a million years ago.”
“Why don’t we just play pretend, like we’re not scared of what is coming next.”
“If this is my last night with you, hold me like I’m more than just a friend.”
“It matters how this ends, 'cause what if I never love again?”
“No one knows me like you do.”
“Since you’re the only one that matters, tell me who do I run to?”
“Let this be the way we remember us.”
“I don’t wanna be cruel or vicious, and I ain’t asking for forgiveness.”
“I find it funny that you’re the only one I never looked for.”
“I wasn’t ready then, I’m ready now.”
“You will only be eternally the one that I belong to.”
“I’ve been looking for you, baby, in every face that I’ve ever known.”
“There is something about the way you love me that finally feels like home.”
“I have loved you all my life.”
“I gave you everything you never gave me.”
“There’s too much that I haven’t said.”
“Did you find the note that I wrote?”
“Do you even know that I can’t let go?”
“Why were you so cold? Let the truth be told.”
“Tell me, was it all for the thrill?”
“The words don’t come out right when you’re right in front of me.”
“Why do you love me?”
“I’m in deeper than I knew.”
“How do you keep me coming back for more after all we’ve been through?”
“I can’t decide if I should run and hide.”
“I want you to love me.”
“Where does the time go?”
“I spend every single moment daydreaming of you.”
“I can’t describe how I feel, it feels right.”
“You have a place in my heart that will always be yours.”