Eat my candy

Craving for an alien abduction

[saintlaurentproblems]

Wait that’s fucking weird lol

[blessedchaosgod]

these are the real traditions

[guerrillatech]

[augustdementhe]

Too much of how people perceive 'The glorious past' is based in how RICH people lived.

[ashtrayblack420]

Shrek is the ultimate specimen of masculinity. Dude lives in a swamp, pays no taxes, and terrifies villagers for fun. Meanwhile, the rest of us are out here overpaying for avocado toast and swiping left on people who list “Disney adult” in their bios. Shrek said, “Get out of my swamp!” and now I’m yelling it at my therapist every Tuesday.

send help

[kneedeepinthecoffin]

[deathsweetblossoms]

Roiben and Kaye by Frostbite Studios

[monstersovka]

✨🎃 HALLOWEEN SNACKS 🎃✨

[screenshotsforencouragement]

[rainbowdazzle]

omg this made me emotional 😭

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

We named him after you we hope you don't mind

[iosonomer-blog]

[thesadboisguidetolife]

[ordinarymagician2222]

[internetispersonae-deact]

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.

[chaz-serir]

To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:

Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?

Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255. On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.

And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!

[i-had-to-padoru-it-to-em]

“On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.” I about pissed myself laughing at this.

[metamorphosis-42]

[robert-hadley]

Il Giardino Valsanzibio. AD Italia, Agosto 1996. Foto - Massimo Listri

[poetrylesbian]

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

[whalepunk]

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

[ellennieel]

also also

i feel mocked

[rylandgraces]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 4.03 'The Grand Opening'

[animentality]

[everythingfox]

Still a good boy regardless

[evilwizard]

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[t-counter]

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

[evilwizard]

YOU EXIST???

[t-counter]

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

[cerayanay]

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1993-1997 Mazda 626