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sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

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I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS

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THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU BuzzFeed UK

stealingpotatoes

Me imagining Kanan and Toph meeting 🤣

i mean they have a lot to bond over!

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@happybabysloth yeah but like who's gonna know. who's gonna know he's wearing red. definitely not these guys, he's invited <3

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lifes so hard

titsay

guardian of the forest

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40ouncesandamule

thank you for explaining because ever since I first saw this post, the phrase "nurning annintant" has been burning a hole through the back of my skull

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I also came up with "nurning annintant" and am fully crying laughing about it

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She will be by your nide

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hallogallo

Smug face of a free man

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Growing up is when you realize your parents are not invincible and that they’re just people too. Sometimes it happens too suddenly.

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Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

pinkasketch

Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

quadriviummuse

Happy Kermie Day to all who celebrate!

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i wrote a quick thing about what baelor was thinking when he leaned in toward raymun and called his brother strong with a proud smile on his face, but i'm still thinking about it 'cuz like. he probably liked to brag about maekar 'cuz their other two brothers are not martial at all. not even a little bit.

“daeron belongs on a tourney field no more than aerys or rhaegal," baelor says in the first scene we see him and maekar conversing in. baelor is the first son, and he has to set an example, and here come three other brothers and the first two are turning out to just be castle guys. baelor's the only one breaking lances at tournaments. baelor's the only one out in the training yard, while aerys reads and rhaegal wanders the halls. he's starting to think the third one is going to leave baelor alone in the yard too, and that's fine, he's the crown prince and he likes being able to hold a sword and defend his realm and be a chivalrous knight, so if he's the only one representing his family in this way then he'll do it and do it well and do it with pride.

but then maekar does pick up a sword, and follows baelor around in the yard during training. his littlest brother decimates wooden posts and trades the sword for a mace and asks about stretches and technique and stance and baelor has a sparring partner now. aerys and rhaegal in the halls, and baelor and maekar in the sun. and maekar even follows him out onto the field, into battles, into a war that they win because they are fighting together.

of course he brags about maekar's strength. they're the war guys. until maekar, baelor thought maybe he'd just be fighting alone.