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[writingdose]

[teplejtrouba]

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[funky-insanitear]

[fandom-man]

[charlesoberonn]

Two conclusions to be drawn from this picture:

1 - the geese in the background show that the fake coyote doesn't deter geese

2 - the fact they needed to put up a sign implies that the fake coyote did deter humans

[finndiseicla]

[mysharona1987]

[okiitos]

Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

[thegreenpea]

Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Goddamn preach this

[rogue-cyberman]

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

[isthescavengervideocute]

This feels important to reblog

[annamachalova]

...homosexualita

[odpadzostravy]

[sadclowncentral]

yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality

[sadclowncentral]

after i successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate i explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, prompting both the most threatening AND the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:

[sadclowncentral]

"why did you have to promise that you won't talk to russian people in in first place" because after a certain amount of alcohol i enter a stage of inebriation my friends have dubbed "russian hour" in which the duolingo trained part of my brain takes over and i sniff out russian speaking people like a bloodhound and exitedly talk to them until i am physically dragged away.

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1185

[black-rose-writings]

Kamarádka zmínila, ze by chtěla mít žluté auto, "Abych mohla sledovat jak se lidi mlátěj když pojedu okolo"

Její snoubenec na to prohlásil, že příští auto bude žluté.

[knedliikarna]

Pre-op trans bear neboli česky

[adyathemoongoddess]

I think that it's now a rule that if something looks wierd and disturbing, a czech person is probably involved.

National talent

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[odumb-deactivated20220303]

till deactivation do us part

[flightyfinch]

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

[hollisbrownthornton]

VHS — permanent marker on paper, 23 × 30 inches, 2010

Website — Instagram

[linkislovelys]

[feathery-dreamer]

aw man, this picture makes me nostaWAIT WHADDYA MEAN ITS NOT A PHOTO? WTF

[achillesinhighheels]

[emmaklee]

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[scorpionlafemme]