Loco Coco's Blog To End All Blogs

The life and times of the coolest person to ever grace the earth with her presence.

[cocolleen]

Guess who remembered tumblr exists?! Any of my old followers still here? Anyway here's a picture of a kitten! I hope everyone's well <3

This kitten is full grown now, but I love his little baby face here! Here he is now:

[stuffaboutminneapolis]

Dog with pipe in mouth (1875) by the Minnesota Historical Society

[viejospellejos]

Arte 😍

[were--ralph]

she served like no one else could

[popculturediedin2009]

Joan Collins reacts to Charlotte Rae insulting her on The Insider, January 2007

[stannisbaratheon]

[fonzullah]

I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

every time i see this post, i’m surprised that it’s only from 2012. it feels… older. you could say. old as

[galaxysummoner]

amazing

[s-leary]

An important clarification.

[s-leary]

As of today, there are 338 works filed under Avatar (Cameron movies) and 425 for Goncharov, a 1973 Scorsese film that does not exist.

[freshmoviequotes]

Goncharov (1973)

[i-am-suffer-deactivated20250822]

The only thing worse than no pockets is fake pockets (because of the betrayal)

[sidetongue]

i wanted a photo of them facing the ocean so i could get their collars. not a single one of them could figure out what i was asking. this is what i ended up with 

[whitmanic]

Literally such a funny concept

[trans-shepard]

This is better than all Black mirrors combined.

[librarycard]

alien (1979) and aliens (1986) are two of the most powerful film titles in cinema history. like the first one? yeah its about an alien. and the second one? brother take a guess

[doggosource]

[greelin]

the funniest part of my appendix removal experience was being wheeled down to the operating room and as we were going my nerves were everywhere so i half-jokingly asked the nurse taking me if she still had her appendix bc i felt not normal for getting mine out on top of having the jitters about being cut open so i was trying to fill the silence and she just.. looked mildly offended while being like “uhhhh. yeah. of course i do” like…. my bad i guess

[greelin]

of COURSE i still have my appendix.. what kind of loser idiot freak doesn’t… now count backwards from ten

[3liza]

zoomers i am going to give you some fathrly advice: really plucked brows are coming back. dont do it. you cn permanently fuck them up and in 5 yrs when its not on trend you will look like shit. a groomed natural brow works in every era of fashion theres lots of ways to comb and style brows to trend without mangling them. im just saying this as someone who saw what happened to 80s moms who went crazy wth the tweezers

[c3po]

they just eyebrows u won’t die shave them off zoomers pluck them all out and then get tattooed eyebrows it doesn’t matter . u won’t look like shit if u don’t have eyebrows op is a hater

[anuic-deactivated20220825]

this is the devil ^ this is the devil speaking. many will come to you with honey in their mouths and comforting words but they whisper falsehoods. do not be deceived for he is the father of lies. you have been told he would come in the form of man and he is already here among us.

[obsidianparade]

Oh how round !

[everythingfox]

Everyone needs a short friend

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[theygender]

Nail polish 2 hours after you apply it to your nails intentionally: oh no, a gust of air has lightly accosted me! I have been torn asunder and stricken from my resting place, I must leave this place at once!

Nail polish the millisecond you spill it on something accidentally: the essence of my being has been permanently bonded to this substance since the day I was born—atom to atom, body and soul. you could no sooner remove me from this wooden table than you could remove the ocean from its water