Codassential

Every piece of media I dislike is ontologically evil Clown without a cause || Message me TTRPG recs any pronouns

[codassential]

my heart yearns for posting

[gaymolegaming]

Ok now what

[verirothestar]

Now, we ball

[where-was-there-was]

and now we cube

[codassential]

Magic: The Gathering

[dateamonster]

revealing your scaring the hoes type interests early on in a relationship is a good way to secure only hoes of bravery and fortitude that will craft horrible dreams and beautiful nightmares with you

[benihana-circumcision]

[codassential]

I'd post more if it wasn't for that wretched panopticon

[beggars-opera]

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. I see bricks, I see mortar, I see a trowel, I see a cask of wine, I see that asshole Montresor glaring at me over the top of the wall…

[seven-oh-four]

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

[codassential]

Hey, anyone else notice that generative AI still isn't capable of making halfway decent art but within 2 weeks of chatgpt's release half of your coprate correspondence were shat out of the tail end of an LLM?

It's almost like generative AI is perfectly capable of automating some jobs, Those jobs just happen to be the ones that get to decide who is on payroll.

[codassential]

Some day, I hope we'll automate souless work rather than automating the soul out of our work

[codassential]

Hey, anyone else notice that generative AI still isn't capable of making halfway decent art but within 2 weeks of chatgpt's release half of your corporate correspondence were shat out of the tail end of an LLM?

It's almost like generative AI is perfectly capable of automating some jobs, Those jobs just happen to be the ones that get to decide who is on payroll.

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

[codassential]

"It's so easy not to be mean on the internet" is 100% true. We're all silly little bugs living our silly lives. If anger occurs simply trot to a different leaf.

[codassential]

"It's so easy to not be mean on the internet" is insane, Do you see the things people say on this website??? Where am I supposed to put all this spite

[maidthings]

listening to siiva rips truly is an experience because you'll be momentarily surprised that the ripper chose to use the homestuck version of megalovania, only to be flashbanged by big chungus

[prokopetz]

The real problem with the Hasbro monolith re-defining "indie RPG" to mean "literally any tabletop RPG that isn't Dungeons & Dragons" is that now when you ask somebody what their favourite obscure indie RPG is, that twelve page zine game about robot catgirls having sex with each other is competing for oxygen with, like, Vampire: The Masquerade, and that's just not good for the ecosystem.

[ouroborosorder]

every bad faith poster says shit like “competitive players don’t care about Pokémon as individuals, they only care about them as stats and numbers on a spreadsheet, it proves N right” and then actual competitive players are like “I’m running a heatran team meaning I’ve looked at its render a lot the last few days, and I’ve started to see a repressed sadness in his eyes. I think he dreams of a better life he doesn’t let himself live. Is this just me”

[kirbymongerr]

Competitive fans are doin stuff like this

[codassential]

I think that most non comp players don't realize that the entirety of showdown's player base are pokémon superfans who use the game as an outlet to stay connected to a franchise that they love but have grown bored with otherwise

[codassential]

When you get swept by a team of 5 OU staples and a shiftry, that shiftry isn't some meta breaking secret tech. That shiftry is Charles, the shiftry that your opponent beat Wallace with 20 years ago. And I think that's beautiful

[ouroborosorder]

every bad faith poster says shit like “competitive players don’t care about Pokémon as individuals, they only care about them as stats and numbers on a spreadsheet, it proves N right” and then actual competitive players are like “I’m running a heatran team meaning I’ve looked at its render a lot the last few days, and I’ve started to see a repressed sadness in his eyes. I think he dreams of a better life he doesn’t let himself live. Is this just me”

[kirbymongerr]

Competitive fans are doin stuff like this

[codassential]

I think that most non comp players don't realize that the entirety of showdown's player base are pokémon superfans who use the game as an outlet to stay connected to a franchise that they love but have grown bored with otherwise

[codassential]

Over the weather is also bad in an integer overflow kinda way