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[where-was-there-was]

there once was a...

...me

[hentairobot]

im sick of summer. who the fuck likes summer. who the fuck likes being butt ass naked in bed no cover and still sweating your tits off except the air is soup so your sweat goes nowhere but soaking into your fucking sheets and god forbid if you open your fucking window for 30 seconds to even begin to rectify it (which doesnt work because its still fucking hot at night) unlimited fucking flies and ants and stupid fucking bugs harass you forever

WHO FUCKING LIKES THIS???

[hentairobot]

plunge this planet into an eternal ice age for the love of fucking god i never want to see the sun again in my entire life

[furiousgoldfish]

parents will be like "We're good parents! We did our best!" while their child is alone in their room, terrified of footsteps, unable to conceptualize being loved by anyone.

[octal-alchemist]

really feels like i don't dare to have a romantic relationship until i know where i want to call home

[where-was-there-was]

probs not much help coming from an aromantic but... that feels like it makes perfect sense and is super reasonable?

[shittysawtraps]

what if we all saw trapped everyone forever

[where-was-there-was]

I don't think I've heard of that one before, is it a movie? do you remember where you saw it, I kinda wanna try... tho I don't think I'll be able to watch it forever and ever, have to take breaks and all that y'know

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The thing all these lists of "reasons to stay" going around social media misses is that most of these reasons won't matter much if your basic needs consistently aren't being met. Like thinking of "puppies and sunshine and pretty flowers and your favorite TV show" probably won't make a material difference if you don't have stable housing and can't buy enough food to stay full or if you're stuck in a horrifically abusive situation with no way out. Like it's great if those things can keep you going, but let's not shame people for not being fulfilled by such things when their material situation fundamentally sucks in ways the "little joys of life" won't realistically make a dent in

[creepish]

they should invent going outside without people looking at you

[what-even-is-thiss]

I really don’t like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I don’t. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.

[vanglaggle]

IT'S CALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EMPATHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mlarayoukai]

things that kick ass:

tomato soup and grilled cheese

flaming skeleton

[cutecipher]

you have been banned from the world of poison forum for the following comment:

i just dont think purple is that cool

[where-was-there-was]

deserved

[aethercurrent]

underrated aspect of being bilingual: going on an absolutely wild goose chase to find a perfect translation for a sentence that formed in your head in one language while you're writing in the other, only to come out of places you would not dare tread otherwise with a scowl on your face and going "yeah sure i guess 'distort' is about as close as i'll get to this, i hate it here (in the english language)"

[softandwigglybones]

it's that time of the year again...

should I shave my head?

I'm hairy and yes

I'm hairy and no

I'm bald and yes

I'm bald and no

Voting ended onJul 7

[andhumanslovedstories]

goddamn I think so much about paragraph breaks. I get annoyed when I like everything about what I'm writing except for the physical way I divide those words into sections.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Sometimes the only difference between a sentence being just a sentence versus being a punchline or a gut punch in how you group it with other sentences. Which is cool. However. Also deeply stressful. Like much of writing.

[thedaygoesupinflames]

look im not saying aromanticism makes characters more interesting automatically but yeah no thats exactly what im saying

[homunculus-argument]

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

[flufflogic]

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

[homunculus-argument]

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

[trytocallmecal]

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

[homunculus-argument]

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

[approaching-the-scrungularity]

Putting my neck out for you folks here

[tryan-a-bex]

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

[monochrome-stars]

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

[where-was-there-was]

a close contender is "stay safe"