Cody Has A Tiny Sausage

[same-name-supremacy]

I’m bored so I did this, I have more but I’ll post em… tomorrow or something

[the-type-a]

TDWT

Guys I’m seriously on the verge of messaging Todd Kauffman (we’re friends on fb) and asking him if there is any possible way he could try to get the TDWT soundtrack onto Spotify. But I’ll only do it if you guys want me to, I need a strong backup to show him.

I’m not 100% he can but it’s worth a try, considering he was one of the directors.

[tomvin-deactivated]

I forgot to post this but I just now remembered so you guys are not safe from my horrible creations

[quinnandersonwrites]

Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.

[mumble--bee]

*slams fists on table*

THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED

[weezley]

*flips table*

BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS

[amren-rhyssecond]

*Kicks chair*

ENEMIES TO LOVERS

[asroarke]

*throws lamp across room*

HELP I NEED A FAKE BOYFRIEND FOR MY EX’S WEDDING

[tackminyard]

*rips down the curtains*

THEY’RE FAMOUS AND THEIR FANS SHIP THEM

[bellamynochillblake]

*clutches wine glass so hard it shatters in my fist*

THEY WERE ROOMMATES

[cinnamonrollwithit]

oh my god they were roommates

[shadhavar1126]

AND THEY PINED MUTUALLY

[ghostsofhood]

YOU’RE FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY AND I AM JUST A SIMPLE SERVANT

[princessbelix-deactivated201808]

THEY BOTH HAVE A SECRET THAT RELATES

[the-dork-web-deactivated2024030]

THEY ARE ENEMY AGENTS

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

BOUNTY HUNTER AND THEIR TARGET

[naamahdarling]

SURLY BODYGUARD TO A DIFFICULT CLIENT

[theunvanquishedzims]

RELUCTANT ARRANGED MARRIAGE

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[wordlesschoras-deactivated20240]

Being on Tumblr

[unironicduncanstan]

WARNING, the ima ge under the cut is EXTREMELY cursed. only look at it through a mirror, gazing upon it directly is far too risky. please ONLY open if you have purification items nearby such as holy water, rosaries or sage. do not open alone. you have been warned

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[arty-doodles]

arthur was on tv and i made the most amazing realization

[type-a-princess]

GAYS THIS IS FOR YOU

[cookiesandmaplesyrup]

balls

[mymusemyflame-deactivated202310]

Noah and Cody

I usually start off wiith a sketch and edit This is my first time going straight to tablet. Its a bit wonky, but I will learn

[codyapologist]

me: hmmmm sleeby zzzz

brain: lets face it im no tv star 😔😔😔😔😔

[codyapologist]

@codyshouldhavewonseasonthree

for you my sweet prince

[sckrrt]

hey total drama fandom. self shipping/inserts are wonderful. if your self insert is a neko sugar demon what was found in the forest by Local Bad Boy Duncan, then thats valid and ok!!having fun is metal dude

[type-a-princess]

IM SO SORRY SKSKSKSKS

[malexandro]

I have a legit challenge for the TD community

Let’s do one line at a time of every song starting from “Come Fly With Us” to “Versus”.

Some things that’ll help:

Make sure to see who the most recent person to repost was and repost it from them

Try not to let things repeat

Have fun IG idk lol

I’ll start us off

[malexandro]

Up, up, up, up! Sing, sing, sing, sing!

[the-killer-ass]

We’re flying, and singing. We’re flying and we’re singing!

[jzq]

Come fly with us, come fly with us!

[totaldramallama-blog]

Got a lot of crazy tunes to bust haHA!

[cantevenja-party]

Come fly with us, come fly with us!

[total-drama57]

Its a pleasure and an honor and a must!

[queer-cosette]

Dudes this is messed, you’re singing on a plane.

[malexandro]

What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane

[the-killer-ass]

Yeah, but guys, you’re singing on TV

[dymanites-deactivated20191023]

Haven’t you always wanted to? It can’t just be meeeee!

[jubileejigsaw-deactivated201812]

Come fly with us! Come fly with us!

[minamotoz]

do you know how to steer this thing?

[lunchdenarii]

I try

🤷‍♀️

[codyprobablyplaysfortnite]

They thought they could leave me and depart…

[blaineriffic]

BUT THIS STOWAWAY’S GOT WINNING IN HIS HEART!!!!!!

[malexandro]

Come fly with us, come

die

with us

[courtney-was-wronged]

We’re flying?! I hate flying! StOp ThE PlAnE!

[cantevenja-party]

COME FLY WITH USSSS, Come sing with ussss, NO!

[tdtea]

Anybody care for a copy of season 3’s rules because in order to escape instant elimination-

[pastelants]

Aaaaaall contestants must sing in each shooooooow!

[minamotoz]

duncan do it, LETS GO >:(

[cantevenja-party]

Gwen sing it, DON’T GO!! :’(

[cookiesandmaplesyrup]

I dont want to go home…

[pastelants]

Cooome fly with us, come fly with uuuus, come and fly with uuuuus!

[cantevenja-party]

Duncan! Come on please? :(

[pastelants]

Thiiiiis suuuuuuuucks!

[blaineriffic]

Yeeeaaahhhhhh

[malexandro]

//I’m so proud!!

No need to get crazay, it’s lovin’ time at last!

[catrairl]

You don’t wanna eat us up! We’re mostly full of gas!!!

[pastelants]

Noooo! Noooo!

[cantevenja-party]

It’s mating time for scarabs!

[cookiesandmaplesyrup]

So what'cha waiting on?

[noahs-vest]

Just ignore us humans~

And make out til the break of dawn!!

[pastelants]

It’s lovin’ time 💖 (lovin’ time, lovin’ time)

[cantevenja-party]

Scarab mating season 😍

[total-drama57]

Yeah its lovin time lovin time scarabs get busy now

[pastelants]

It’s lovin’ time 💖💖💖 (lovin’ time, lovin'time)

[feistypants-courtney]

Scarab mating season ❤️

I'ts lovin’ time (lovin’ time, lovin’ time)

Scarab mating season…

[lumlummamba]

Seasonal, eh

NONO, WAIT!!

[queer-cosette]

Mmhmm… crocodile amigos, watcha swarmin’ for?

[pinkiemeowstic89]

♪We don’t mean to bug you♪

[pastelants]

Please let us free to shore

[cantevenja-party]

HONK HONK~ These Crocs are getting killy!

[malexandro]

Just bop them on the no-ose!

[minamotoz]

i learned that in muskrat boys, it vanquishes all foes

[noahs-vest]

Yeah it’s rowin time (vanquishing vanquishing)

Crocodile season

[pastelants]

It’s rowin time (crocodiles, crocodiles) 🐊🐊

Tell me i’m not sinkin’

[pinkiemeowstic89]

♪Yeah it’s Rowing Time (singing it, singing it)

Crocodile season♪

[cantevenja-party]

Yeah it’s rowin’ time!!! (Rowin’ time, rowin’ timeeee)

‘Till the Amazons….

[total-drama57]

WINNING!!!!!

[pastelants]

We’re singing as we falling!

[pinkiemeowstic89]

♪Well, some are cannonballing♪ (Yeah!) ♪Our lives begin to flash before our eyes♪

[noahs-vest]

We might just go

Ka-Blewie

[pastelants]

Get smushed and become

Chewy!

[owenstan]

‘cept there’s

TONS we wanna DO before we

DIE.

[minamotoz]

MILLIONARESS

BILLIARDS CHAMPION

*MAKE IT HOME TO SEE MY MAMA*

[courtney-was-wronged]

Marry Cody~

Catch a barrel!

Be an actress in a drama!!!

[total-drama-dumbass]

Corporate lawyer!

PROM DESTROYER!

[comeflyywithus]

Be a ninja with throwing stars!

[pinkiemeowstic89]

♪Lion tamer!

New food namer!

Repairman for the parallel bars!♪

[noahs-vest]

But first we must cease dropping 

Our goal here would be stopping -_-

[blaineriffic]

Before we smash into the ground from the sky!!!!!!!!!!

[pastelants]

Flat into little pieces!

Heads merged with our feet-ses!

[cantevenja-party]

That would really suck and here’s why!

We’d like to keep on living!

[kirupted]

So Chris, we hope you’re giving !

[pinkiemeowstic89]

Some wings!

[pastelants]

A jetpack!

[tideripperz]

A rift in time!

[pastelants]

A parachute?

[pinkiemeowstic89]

Waterbed!

[the2ne13]

A trampoline!

[pastelants]

Springy shoes!

[pinkiemeowstic89]

Rocket boots!

[pastelants]

Flying squirrel!

[courtney-was-wronged]

Bubble Bath!

[sapphic-suchoripterus]

I change to bubbles too!

[pastelants]

Momma!

[sapphic-suchoripterus]

Pizza! No-

Chips and some dip will dooooo!

[pastelants]

’Cause there’s still so much to do before we die! Yeah, we said it!

[cantevenja-party]

There’s still so much to do, THERE’S STILL SO MUCH TO DO,

THERE’S STILL SO MUCH TO DO BEFORE WE DIEEEE YEAH! (yeah!)

[gyrthil]

The strings of my heart are a tangled mess!

[pastelants]

Ooooooh, mess!

[gyrthil]

It’s beating so hard,

It’s jumping outta my chest!

[pinkiemeowstic89]

♪Ooooooh, chest!♪

[gyrthil]

I tried to fit two men in my sooouul!

[malexandro]

((*tears of pride*))

🎶Ooooooooh, soul… 🎶

[smol-bean-duncan]

I ended up stuck to a pole!

[gyrthil]

SHE GOT STUCK! SHOULD’VE DUCKED! WORST OF LUCK!

[pastelants]

Stuck, stuck to a poooooooleeee!

[noahs-vest]

I fell for every little thing that he said!

[pastelants]

Ooooooh said!

[queer-cosette]

And when I closed my eyes he jumped on a sled!

[cantevenja-party]

Oooooh Sled!

[pinkiemeowstic89]

♪He moved on, I’m still stuck in this place!♪

[pastelants]

Ooooooh, place!

[queer-cosette]

WOULD SOMEBODY POUR WARM WATER DOWN MY FACE??!!

[pastelants]

She got stuck! Should’ve ducked! Worst of luck! Stuck, stuck to a pole!

[tideripperz]

What’s not to love about new york city? The taxis honk out in new york ditty! The crime is high, the pigeons fly, what’s not to love about New Yoooooork?

[pastelants]

The lights are brighter! The fun is funner! The bagels are bagel-er, And the bums are bummer! The dirt and grime make every alley shine! What’s not to love about New Yoooooork? 

Oops…

[queer-cosette]

The stores and the fashion, big shows where stars cash in! It’s crazy cuz the city never sleeeeeeeeeeps! Dance break!

[pastelants]

For the love of dance, STOOOP!

[sapphic-suchoripterus]

Subway trains and the hustle-bustle!

[cantevenja-party]

Cappuccinos while the mobsters tussle!

[sourbonez-remade-deactivated202]

And Pretzel stands for all those pretzel fans !

hOT HOT HOT

[the-fishtank-chronicles]

What’s not to love?

[themalevolentmountainqueen]

WhAT’s NoT To lOoOve?

[tdtea]

What not to loOoOOve in NEW YORK!?!?!?!

[tideripperz]

you might think I know it all….

[burromuertos]

and maybe i’m headin’ for a fall…

[the-killer-ass]

I’m just that braniac guy left alone to sit and cry 😓😓

[grotesque-gothic]

Honey…

[pastelants]

I have some questions for you first

[malexandro]

Girl…..

Take some time to school me, quench my thirst

[tideripperz]

For knowledge….

‘Cause, gosh…..

I just gotta know…..

[jubileejigsaw-deactivated201812]

How’d you get so hot

Baby

[tdtea]

Youre so smoking hot

BABY

[cookiesandmaplesyrup]

My physics know-how ain’t got a hope

Of explaining why your

butt’s so dope

[minamotoz]

you bend my space time continuum

the you shake what your mama give you-em 😩

[codyprobablyplaysfortnite]

I

Don’t

Even

Hardly

Know

My name

Cause when you walk in the room,

Nobody lookin’ the same!!

[minamotoz]

BABY BABY BABY

(beat box break)

you think we might need to get some security out here???

[pastelants]

MARRY ME JUSTIN!!!!

[minamotoz]

ALRIGHT i demand a scientific investigation on whether you’re even from the human nation. I SWEAR you’re changing my molecular structure

[pastelants]

With all your sexy ions

You make my heart rupture!

[tdtea]

Im sorry. So sorry. Sorry like a flower after the first frost and im sorry like a mittin thats been dropped and feels so lost…

[minamotoz]

oops, i really messed up, at least i ‘fessed up

[pastelants]

You didn’t ‘fess up, you got caught on national TV!

[lunchdenarii]

It’s international Geoff, total Drama is seen all over the world!

[malexandro]

GOSH

вυт ι'м, ѕσяяу… ѕσ ѕσяяу,

🅖🅔🅞🅕🅕,

í rєαllч thínk чσu, ruuuulє.

[curtamgravis]

You’re so cute that you make me drool

And if you give me one more chance

I’ll do my happy happy dance 💃🏽

[pastelants]

You are pretty cute when you dance… 💗

aw, no, no!

[cantevenja-party]

Geoff, you’re the one for me.

And I’m so incredibly, wildly, madly, crazily…

Oh, so completely, infinitely,

beyond…

Sorry. 😔

[codysliquorice]

KEEP it DOWN so I can win the LOOT!

[comeflyywithus]

Try I will but I still gotta fart, no TOOT!

[tideripperz]

toot on but you’re still out of luck. you suck the lemon truck :/

[codyprobablyplaysfortnite]

Wait til you’re voted out for being such a lout >:(

[curtamgravis]

I’ll dance a jig when Chris shoves you out the plane >:)

[lunchdenarii]

When you don’t hold back and you lead the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you!

[pastelants]

 Swimming in your eyes, it’s butterflies, and suddenly there’s nothing I can’t do. 

Sorry, Harold. 😞

[noahs-vest]

Wait… Somethings itching in my brain 🤔

Someone’s back in the game 😱

My former flame 🔥😌

And Tyler’s your name ☺️

Your Tyler just the same! 🤩

Oh Tyler Tyler Tyler back you came 😍😍😍

[codysliquorice]

You remember me? HA!

SHE REMEMBERS ME

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[pastelants]

We should have just gone left. We wouldn’t be in this mess! 😒

[cantevenja-party]

I said so too, but then Gwen used Cody’s EpiPen! >:(

[malexandro]

Now if he gets bitten,

*whiny thot voice* My ObItUaRy’S wRiTtEn

[courtney-was-wronged]

Oh what would I do then? :,(

[the-killer-ass]

Tied up

Rope is no joke 🤠

[tdtea]

Spears in our face

Get us out of this place

[pastelants]

Ain’t having the luck that I anticipated.

Probably means I’m eliminated.

Yeah, I’m out!

[blaineriffic]

Ahh

Oooo-oooohhhh yea.

Yea, yea

[problemswithcondors]

🎶i love paris in the springtime🌸

je t’aime paris in the fall🍁

[blaineriffic]

Its the city of love 💗 in the summer!!!

but now its just a bummer ‘cause *gasp*

CODY BROKE MY HEART AND CHEWED IT UP AND SPAT IT OUT AND THEN STEPPED ON IT AND THREW DOWN A SEWER, CALLED IT NAMES

THEN LAUGHED!!!!

[codysliquorice]

Oui, my friends you must never trust a boy!

Oui, my friends they will treat you like a toy!

Oui, my friends they will.. aww…

*GASP*

[malexandro]

BREAK YOUR HEART AND CHEW IT UP AND SPIT IT OUT AND STEP ON IT AND THROW IT DOWN A SEWER AND CALL IT NAMES AND THEN LAAAAUUUGHH

[noahs-vest]

Oui! My friend you are going to make it through 😃!!

Uhm no,,, my friend. That thing just burnt off my shoe….

[pastelants]

Oui, my friends! All I did was love him true! 😭😭😭

Cody, what are you doing?! 

I’M TRYING! 😓

[totaldrama--sierra]

Oui, my friends! Now, I’m stuck telling you… If you fall in love with a boy on TV, and then audition to get on his show, and then audition again, and finally get on his show, and be nice to him and do nothing but kiss-up, you will still- Oui, end up in Paris! Oui, feeling disparaisse! And the boy won’t even take you outside!

[countlessxensemble]

All she wants to do is go outside?!

DO IT, CODY!!!

[pastelants]

We’re heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!

[total6teenshitposts]

I’ll have the shrimp, muscles, cod and the lobster thermadore

[itsaseashanry]

I can’t get a thing to bite sO WE’D BETTER GET THERE FIRST!

[curtamgravis]

Row harder faster both of you for the win work up a thirst

STROKE!

STROKE!

STROKE!

[pinkiemeowstic89]

It’s a sea shanty, and it’s darn catchy!

[pastelants]

Yes! Go on, DJ, your turn! 

* Silently shakes head *

[codyprobablyplaysfortnite]

Izzy you’re a nutbar but you SURE CAN CATCH A FISH!!

[pastelants]

Thanks, there, B'y, you’re right kind to my partner, he’s Irish.

And if you want the next drill, he’s all yours!

[problemswithcondors]

trying our best courtney, our arms are getting fried!

[curtamgravis]

Courtney

Do you see?

[mngojerrie]

Could it be?

[codyprobablyplaysfortnite]

Steer hard, starboard side!!

[weirdsiiideofhell-deactivated20]

It’s a sea shanty and it’s darn catchy!

[mngojerrie]

no you can’t catch me with the sea shanty!

[codyprobablyplaysfortnite]

I miss the way…

Izzy said hello…

[emogeekuniverse]

by kicking me in the kiwis

[rosebushthorns-blog]

I miss the daytime,,

when izzy moved so slow

Ooohh,,oooh,,

Cause other times, she’d get freaky!

[pastelants]

Oh, Izzy! Oh, Izzy! I…I miss you so! Oh, my Izzy, my little Izzy. Why’d I ever let you go? ….

[curtamgravis]

Actually… she kinda dumped you

[blaineriffic]

I miss her smile…

And the way she liked to bite

On my arm when there was trouble-

WHICH WAS ALL THE TIME *laugh track*

[codysliquorice]

Oh, I miss the way, she’d always say goodnight.

Ooh, Ooh.

And hoof me in the kiwis, double!

OUCH..

[skysexual]

Oh, Izzy! Oh, Izzy! I… I miss you so!

Oh my Izzy, my little Izzy, why’d I ever let you go?

Why’d I ever let you go?

[codysliquorice]

This show, we need to save, this show, you gotta tell, this show..

That you care…

[cantevenja-party]

Jamaica

They’re trapped down in.

Jamaica

They can’t even,

JA-PARTY!

It’s so unfair…😔🤙🏼

[malexandro]

You gotta help now, we’re on the brink…

[tdtea]

The crew gets fired is this show sinks

[blaineriffic]

So make a difference…in their liiives 😔

[noahs-vest]

Give us cash or this show dies 😔😔😞

[blaineriffic]

Saaave this show

Total Drama.

[my-obituaries-written]

Saaave this show

Ya know ya wanna ,’:-)

[curtamgravis]

Save the show that you loooooooove ❤️

[tdtea]

Save this show

Total Drama

Save this show

So Call The Number

[pinkiemeowstic89]

Save the show with love…

And $500,000!

[cantpickonefandoms]

Save the show baby, just give it some dough. Give it some love and some dough.

[curtamgravis]

You think you got me good

Okay maybe you did

[pastelants]

You think you rule the game, I guess.

[cantpickonefandoms]

But you don’t rule a thing, ‘cause baby, you’re a squid!

[tdtea]

Whose gone and made a nasty mess!

Yeah!!

[pinkiemeowstic89]

You lied right to my face and messed up my head, and ain’t that just the way with men?

(Not you Harold)

[jubileejigsaw-deactivated201812]

I know just how to do it, oh, brother’s goin’ down! And won’t be gettin’ up again!

Geoff: Yes!

[cantpickonefandoms]

Sisters, come together now and take him down!

[pastelants]

Sisters, come together now and sort him out!

[tdtea]

Sisters come together now make him see what were all about. Revenge!

[the2ne13]

It’s creepy how they stand there, and don’t even blink! I don’t wanna see his bum, all naked and pink!

[pastelants]

Hey buddy Can we bribe you, to strip yourself down?

[cantpickonefandoms]

Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Fish?

Don’t kill him, you clown!

[jojogottagogo]

No, way, I can’t strip him…Duncan will freak!

[mal-but-purple]

And I’m allergic to uniforms

[malexandro]

Okay, that’s Just weak

[codyprobablyplaysfortnite]

I made a vow that Cody is

The only man for mmmMME

[total-mkulia]

Okay, so then I have to do it?

Uh, hello!?

Injury!?

Ow!

[pastelants]

If we’re gonna find that clue..

[wwofcily]

There’s only one thing to doooOOOOooooo

[codysliquorice]

Force someone to strip him down!

[yumyumhappygotimecandyfishtails]

No offence but like??

👥We’re👥 🎶🎵singing🎵🎶 as 👥we’re👥 ⬇️falling⬇️

While some are ⚽️🚢cannonball-ing🚢⚽️

Our lives begin to 🌩⚡️flash⚡️🌩 before our 👁👀eyes👀👁

👥We👥 🤷‍♀️might🤷‍♂️ just go 💥💣kablooie💣💥

Get ✖️⬇️smushed⬇️✖️ and become 🍬chewy🍬

🙅‍♂️‘Cept🙅‍♀️ there’s tons 👥we👥 want to do before 👥we👥💀☠️die☠️💀

[yumyumhappygotimecandyfishtails]

⬆️UP⬆️UP⬆️UP⬆️UP⬆️

🎵SING🎶SING🎤SING🎶SING🎵

We’re✈️flying!✈️And 🎤singing!🎤 We’re ✈️flying✈️ and we’re 🎤singing!🎤

Come 🛫fly🛫with us! Come🛬fly🛬with us! We gotta lotta 🤪crazy🤪🎶tunes🎶 to bust! 😝Haha!😝

Come 🛩fly🛩 with us! Come ✈️fly✈️ with us! It’s a 😌pleasure😌 and an 🏆honour🏆 and a 👍must!👍

👬Dudes👬this is messed, you’re 🎤singing🎤 in a 🛩plane!🛩

❓What❓ did you 🧠expect?🧠🎬Chris🎬 is freakin’ 🤪insane!🤪

✅Yeah✅ but guys! You’re 🎤singing🎤 on 📺TV!📺

❔Haven’t❔ you always 💭wanted💭 to? It can’t just be 👩🏽meeeee!👩🏽

Come ✈️fly✈️ with us! Come 🛩fly🛩 with us!

(Do you 🧠know🧠 how to 👨🏾‍✈️steer👨🏾‍✈️this thing?)

(🤷🏾‍♂️I try🤷🏾‍♂️)

They 💭thought💭 they could 🏃‍♀️leave🏃‍♂️ me and 🛫depart!🛫 But this 🙇‍♂️stowaways🙇‍♂️ got 🥇winning🥇in his ❤️heart!❤️

Come ✈️fly ✈️with us! Come ☠️💀die💀☠️with us!

(We’re ⁉️🛩flying?🛩⁉️ I 🚫hate🚫✈️flying!✈️ ❌🛑Stop🛑❌ the 🛩plane!🛩)

Come 🛫fly🛫 with us! Come 🎤sing🎤 with us!

❌🚫NO!🚫❌

(Anyone care for a copy of the season 3️⃣three3️⃣ ❓rules?❓ Because in order to escape ⌛️instant⌛️🚷elimination-🚷)

All contestants must 🎤sing🎤 in each 🎭show!🎭

💢Duncan do it! 😡Let’s go!😡💢

Gwen do it! ❌Don’t❌ 😰go!😰

(Well I 🚫don’t🚫 want to go🏠 home🏠…)

Come ✈️fly✈️ with us! Come 🛩fly🛩 with us! Come and 🛫fly 🛬with us!

Duncan come on! 🙍🏽‍♀️Please?🙍🏽‍♀️

This 👎SUCKS!👎

❗️❗️YEAH!❗️❗️