Basically all my fandoms

[everythingfox]

The wings give an extra lift

[caats]

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior

[cripinpain]

when the “10 tips on how to make showering easy for disabled people” list doesn’t include a shower chair or a shower/changing table or grab bars etc, i know they don’t care about us physically disabled people.

good for u that turning off the lights and lighting a scented candle instead and listening to music or put on a show and using a bath bomb etc etc helps u but like none of those tips are that beneficial for physically disabled ppl specifically.

it’s good that those tips are there but for once we’d love to be included.

[mundymae]

ACTUAL tips on showering for (physically) disabled ppl:

grab bars or shower chair as ^^^ said

sponge bath or wipes for a quick clean

dry shampoo

sit in the shower

make sure the water isn't too hot, especially my POTS folks! Temp changes make us pass out, reduce your risk of fainting or getting dizzy and nauseous pls

lay down immediately after ur done showering, seriously

no don't get dressed first, give yourself a lil bit

if you NEED to get dressed immediately, do so sitting or laying down in bed

Compression socks after are a GODSEND

This one's also aimed towards POTS folks, have a gatorade or liquid iv ready to down the second you're out

clean bottom to top, because chances are ur energy to bend down will be higher at the start of your shower

for my ppl with inflammation, don't discount epsom salt baths. they're not for everyone but i find them quite nice

for ppl who live with other ppl that they completely trust, and who are afraid they may fall: You don't have to have someone in the bathroom with you, but talk about leaving the door unlocked so they can get to you in an emergency, and let them know when ur in and out of the shower too

my fellow ehlers danlos ppl, the hot water WILL relax your muscles and that WILL result in a higher chance of dislocations during and after showering. Have all available braces at the READY and be extra careful pls

KT tape ppl, take your tape off in the shower or with baby oil. do NOT just peel it off dry skin for the love of GOD

That was way more than 10 tips but I do not care. Have a cookie <3

[arahir]

so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked

anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool

[doctor-roman]

[galahadwilder]

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

[galahadwilder]

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

[jasontoddsguns]

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

[galahadwilder]

[elumish]

Things that People Forget About When Writing Sword Fights

You don’t have to dodge by a foot. You only have to dodge by an inch.

Not all swords are made the same way. You wouldn’t fight with a katana the same way you would fight with a broadsword.

You don’t need to aim for the heart or the head. Get the vein in wrist, and you could incapacitate that hand.

Small cuts matter. If you’re cut up enough, you’re going to start suffering from blood loss, and that’ll put you at a disadvantage.

The blade isn’t the only thing that matters. There isn’t some set of rules in sword fighting where you can only stick the stabby end into the other person. Hit them in the head with the hilt, and they’ll feel it.

If there are multiple attackers, you want to incapacitate or kill each one as quickly as possible. Endurance matters, especially when you’re not only swinging/stabbing/aiming something that is 2-5 lbs (ceremonial ones were a lot heavier, but wouldn’t be generally fought with) but also taking/blocking heavy blows from at least one opponent.

[the-haiku-bot]

You don’t have to dodge

by a foot. You only have

to dodge by an inch.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[english-history-trip]

That final haiku actually makes for a pretty good maxim!

[inkskinned]

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

[tyltos]

[witchy-nonbinary-pride]

Hiya, Witchblr

Hi, I’m Eirian! 19-year-old, white, trans-nonbinary witch!!

Just made this blog and looking for fellow witches to follow!

Reblog/like if you post any of the following:

Astrology (traits, descriptions, translations, etc.)

Magick (how to, spells, protection, sigils, runes, grimoire, house/green/kitchen magick, altar setups, books, etc.)

Other beings (angels, demons, faeries, deities, etc.)

Plants (how to grow, herbs, tips, meanings, spells, etc.)

Food (how to put magic into food, meanings, spells, etc.)

Tarot (how to, tips, spreads, meanings, etc.)

Palmistry (how to, tips, meanings, etc.)

Sabbaths (things to do, decor, food, etc.)

Symbols (numerology, animals, etc.)

[coffee-addict-13]

So, uh, my name is now Donato or Donnie. I'm now 23 and turns out that I am European, Hispanic, and Levantine. But y'all can say I'm white since I'm white-passing. But I'm still going to be posting on this blog about witchy and aesthetic stuff.

[queersatanic]

We know you want to burn down capitalism.

But for today, just don’t answer your boss’s call off the clock.

[queersatanic]

We know you believe in ACAB and think they all should get the wall.

But for today, just don’t call 9-1-1 on the guy screaming outside of your apartment.

[queersatanic]

The memes are fun. The memes are aspirational and keep us reaching for the horizon.

But look down, too, at what actually is.

Endure pains now—suffer the inconveniences now—knowing that they likely involve unpleasantness.

The Revolution™ is fun to imagine and involves no pain. But the real world does involve pain, and it’s necessary to exercise the muscles needed for future work and opportunities.

[pulpchamber]

What's more the small stuff can really matter in ways that have nothing to do with individual preparation. We're conditioned to either think we have no influence in our communities, or that the mundane work of caring for people immediately around you is useless in the grand scheme. Neither of those is true. Investing yourself in justice for people around you helps create a culture of mutual support that is *needed* for people to exercise political agency within systems designed to atomize and oppress.

Every mundane, unglamorous bit of work has an impact, even when it doesn't feel revolutionary, if it's able to alleviate the grinding suffering that gates so many people out of political agency. When the "small" inmediate problems of our lives are made less pressing, when our confidence is bolstered by the knowledge of support from people who are physically HERE and involved in our lives...that's when we start having more of the will and ability to do the kinds of work commonly considered revolutionary.

[basic-bamboo]

The idea of starting a tenant union or affiliative group can be daunting or impossible! You know what still has an impact? Getting to know one neighbor.

[dicksizer]

[riverside--wren]

You joke, but there was a famous trans American jazz musician named Billy Tipton who had 5 wives, and he successfully hid the fact that he was trans from 4 of them by claiming that he lost his dick in a car accident. He was only outed when he died in 1989 at age 74.

King shit right here.

[dlanadhz]

In case no one told you growing up

Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.

If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)

Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold - save on your electricity bill.

You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)

Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.

Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.

To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.

Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.

Speaking of shampoo - if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.

If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.

Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advance of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.

After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch - it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.

Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.

Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.

[home-is-where-the-wifi-is-blog]

To all the kids whose parents couldn’t help you with this kind of stuff

[minim-calibre]

This post literally had me going “Oh shit! My bras are outside!” out loud, so I would add “Take your laundry in after line drying it so that it doesn’t get spiders.”

(I don’t know if there are spiders in my bras. This is now my spouse’s job to find out.)

[shopwitchvamp]

The inspiration >>> The skirt design

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[shopwitchvamp]

Btw, there's just 1 A Size (XXS-LG) left in stock for this skirt! Sold out sizes are up for preorder now~

[pukicho]

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

[taakitz]

hi!! this is a blue crush lemonade from a restaurant called Sugar Mama’s in Baltimore, Maryland, for anyone wondering!!!! support Black-owned businesses!

[thorne-exe]

*drinks the support black owned businesses juice*

[theshadowrealmitself]

Spiderman: This is going great actually -annnd Doom’s about to betray us

Dr Doom: *freezes*

Reed: What? No, he’s been redeeming himself, what makes you say that?

Spiderman: I got a spidey sense, tells me when there’s danger

Spiderman, pointing behind himself at Doom: He stepped closer to that weapon

Spiderman: Spidey sense went off

Spiderman: Means he’s a danger with that weapon, he’s gonna betray us, he’s betraying us right now

Reed: Hmm, I say we trust him

20 MINUTES LATER

Dr Doom: I was always going to betray you, and no one knew it!

Spiderman: I knew. I literally said this is what you were going to do. You were right there.

Dr Doom:

Dr Doom: And no one knew!

[3cosmicfrogs]

I love his anime princess hair.

[ID: black on white sketch of an older Zuko, styled after the image of older gaang revealed at CinemaCon. He is grinning and flashing a peace sign. He looks head empty but very sweet. End ID]

[ashleyrguillory]

It’s Lesbian Visibility day today so I spent yesterday making a comic about feelings. If you’d told me when I was a scared 16 year old that I’d have a wife and a rainbow flag outside of my house- I’m not sure what I would’ve said but I definitely wouldn’t have believed you.

[shopwitchvamp]

Now's your chance..

Demon Summoning Skaters are finally back in the shop! Preorders are open thru 6/1/23!!

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