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Final Update

I’ve had this account for about 11 weeks, and although it’s been a good 11 weeks, I’m going to stop writing. I used to use writing as a way to self project and deal with my problems, but I don’t really need that anymore. Lately I have been able to figure myself out more than I have ever been, and I don’t really need writing to be a part of my life anymore. With school and other responsibilities I have, writing isn’t something I can make time for anymore. I’m not deleting anything though so everything will still be here, but I probably won’t be writing anything new anymore. I really appreciate all of you that have been here and that liked what I wrote and I hope everyone has a good rest of the week. 

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Messy Transformations

Pairing:  Fredx fem!reader/slytherin!reader

Requested: Hi! A Fred Weasley imagine where he finds a cat animagus and he takes a liking in it. Maybe she’s hurt and he helps her, but she’s stuck somehow. And he’s with her all day, then later during dinner, she falls asleep on his lap, and suddenly she turns back into a person but she’s asleep in Fred’s lap, and everyone’s shocked to see who it is. it’s Draco Malfoy’s best friend who’s in slytherin. Maybe Fred’s always had a crush on her and she likes him back.

Warnings: injuries

A/N:  I just want to say that I love this idea and I hope I wrote it well

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Stupid first years. That had been the only thing on your mind as you limped around the halls. You’d been trying to practice your animagus skills when you’d gotten sidetracked by a group of first years coming around the corner. They’d pet you and you pretended to enjoy it, purring at them and hoping they’d go away soon enough. That had been until one of them decided it was a good idea to pick you up from only one of your arms. With a cry you’d fallen to the ground and you’d been stuck as a cat for longer than you would’ve liked. 

“George, look. A cat.” You heard someone’s voice. “I think it’s hurt.” The voice that you’d now realized was Fred Weasley said. “Oh you poor thing.” Fred’s vice startled you when it was right above you. With one hand he scooped you up and pet you between your eyes. You let out a hiss and bit Fred’s finger. “Ow! I’m trying to help you.” Fred whined and settled for carrying you with no other movements. 

Out of all the people that could’ve found you, you hadn’t wanted it to be Fred. You’d had a crush on the boy for years, and this is the closest you’d ever been. You were sure Draco would be having a field day if he saw you. He knew just how your animagus form looked, and he’d known about your crush on the older Weasley twin ever since the both of you had become friends. You wanted nothing more than to rub yourself against his cheek as a thank you for him picking you up. 

“What’s wrong with her?” George asked, both of the boys looking down at you on Fred’s bed. You stared back up at them, wishing you could somehow communicate what exactly you needed. 

“I think it’s the arm? Maybe her paw.” Fred explained, gently probing your arm once again. “Oh!” He exclaimed when he’d finally found the problem. “Poor baby has a dislocated arm.” Fred diagnosed making your heart drop. 

You’d hissed when he tried picking you up again, clawing at his hand with your good paw. A dislocated arm most likely meant you’d have a dislocated shoulder in your human form. You remembered the feeling the last time you’d had one and popping the bone back in place was never fun. With both of the twins coming at you at once you couldn’t fight them off, both of them throwing reassuring cooes your way while Fred put your arm back in place. 

“See? That wasn’t so bad.” Fred scratched under your chin and you let out an involuntary purr, relaxing into him. “I think she’s saying thank you.” He laughed when you rubbed your head on his cheek. “I think I’ll keep you.” Fred pondered, sitting on his bed and placing you in his lap.  You crawled up his chest, sitting down while you looked down at him. 

“What should we name her?” George asked, scratching the top of your head.

“Y/N.” Fred explained making you look at him in shock. 

“What? Why?” George asked, voicing your thoughts.

“I don’t know.” Fred shrugged. “She just reminds of her.” He continued, petting your head all the way down to your tail. “What do you say Y/N?” Fred asked, earning a purr in response. “She likes it.” He smiled at his brother. 

George made his way out of the room, muttering about how crazy his brother was under his breath. You’d tried changing back so you could thank Fred, but the dull pain when you walked let you know you’d be stuck for a while longer. You laid down on Fred’s chest and got comfortable, giving his chin a lick just to hear him laugh. You’d figured you’d make the most of the time you had left. Fred played with you until George came back in, declaring it was time for dinner. 

“You can’t bring her with us.” George protested when he saw you in Fred’s arms. 

“Don’t be mean. Poor thing probably hasn’t eaten. I’ll give her some food and bring her back.” Fred explained, both of them walking out of the Gryffindor common room. Fred continued to baby talk to you, and only stopped when Draco started walking in your direction. 

“Have you lot seen Y/N?” Draco asked the twins, only for his eyes to land on you in Fred’s arms, a knowing smile forming on his face.

“No, she’s your best friend Malfoy, shouldn’t you know where she is?” George asked, and Draco moved closer to you. 

“I just remembered.” Draco smiled. “Where’d you find a cat? I know your parents don’t have enough to get you one.” He explained and you hissed. 

“She was limping around and we helped her.” Fred explained, ignoring his comment while Draco reached his hand out to pet you. 

“Merlin.” Draco hissed pulling his hand away from you. 

“She doesn’t like you.” Fred laughed as Draco shook his hand to stop the pain. “What a good girl.” Fred cooed down at you only making Draco smirk down at you. You would’ve bit him again if it weren’t for Fred holding you, and with a rough pat to your head Draco left. 

You curled in Fred’s lap when he sat down in the Great Hall. At first you’d eaten some of the food held out for you, but you soon felt tired. With a purr you’d rubbed yourself against his stomach and your eyes felt heavier. Before you knew it, you were sound asleep in Fred’s lap. 

“She’s so cute.” Ginny almost squealed but with Fred’s death glare she kept it quiet. She pet you softly and it seemed like everyone’s attention was on the cat in Fred’s lap. 

Fred had stayed seated while the majority of the hall was being cleared out. He hadn’t wanted to wake you up, so all he did was sit and speak quietly to his siblings. Somehow through your nap you’d changed back into your human form, and it seemed on instinct that you curled further into Fred, getting comfortable on his lap and chest. 

“Bloody hell!” Fred exclaimed, his hands raising up and away from himself when he finally took you in.

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Red Pt. 2

part one

Pairing: Ron x fem!reader/gryffindor!reader

Requested: red part two

Warnings: none

A/N: since some of you wanted this, here you go :)  

Summary: Your lack of ability to hold your tongue comes in handy

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That dreaded nickname. The nickname you’d started calling Ron in your third year. The nickname he rolled his eyes at for the entirety of your first term. The nickname that finally started growing on him after winter break. The nickname that he’d snap at anyone else if they dared using it. The nickname only you were allowed to call him. How could you have let it slip?

“What?” You squeaked spinning around to face him. “Why would you call me that?” You asked, biting your lip in anticipation. 

“I suspected it was you.” Ron shook his head with a laugh as he walked over to you. “You were acting too nice.” He shook his head. “But I wasn’t entirely sure.” He continued, making your heart race while he continued to walk closer. 

“I’m not allowed to be nice to you Won won?” You asked, cringing slightly at the dreadful nickname. 

“You can’t even call me that without looking disgusted.” Ron laughed making your eyes narrow. 

“Because I broke up with you.” You stood up straighter. “Now you’re just… Ron.” You crossed your arms. 

“I know you Y/N. I don’t know why you’ve been pretending to be Lavender, but I know you.” Ron explained making your jaw clench. 

If he kept you here any longer you wouldn’t be able to lie any longer. The potion was going to wear off any minute, and you could already feel yourself changing slowly by the second. 

“Y/N is in bed.” You shook your head making Ron roll his eyes. 

“I know my Y/N. I know that you bite your lip when you’re nervous. Like you’re doing now.” He explained, tugging your bottom lip from between your teeth. “I know that your eyes light up anytime you see chocolate frogs, because you like collecting them with me. I know that you’re the only person in our year who hasn’t been to Hogsmeade.” Ron explained making you scoff. 

“So?” You shifted, and looked away, blushing at everything he was saying. You hadn’t known Ron looked at you that closely. 

“So when we went the other day you looked like it was your first time. Your eyes were wandering all over the place and you didn’t know where anything was.” Ron explained. “I didn’t know for sure it was you until you hugged me. You’re the only person that hugs me the way you do. Then you said that it was sweet of me for getting you something when Lavender would’ve gotten jealous. Then you repeated it when I actually gave it to you. I had a one percent doubt until now. Until you called me Red.” He smiled, and you finally looked back at him. 

“Fine.” You muttered looking up at him, but before you could say anything else he opened his mouth. 

“There are your beautiful eyes.” Ron smiled down at you causing a dark blush to paint your cheeks. His hand came up and pulled the fabric from your hair, letting it fall down as you finally looked like yourself. “Why have you been pretending to be Lavender exactly?” He asked and you sighed. 

“She wanted to break up with you and asked me to do it for her.” You explained.

“And you agreed?” He shook his head. “Why?” He asked, making you sigh.

“I like you Red, okay?” You all but growled at him. “I like you, and she wanted me to take you on bad dates to make the break up believable. Then you said these were the best past few days… but I’ve been treating you poorly… Does Lavender really treat you worse than I have?” You asked, making Ron hold your face.

“Quite frankly… yes.” Ron laughed. 

“Well I’m glad I agreed to it then.” You breathed out when he stepped closer. “Red?” You asked quietly, staring into his eyes, or rather… eyelids. 

Your lips parted when you realized he’d been staring at your lips, and your tongue came out to glide against your bottom lip. A gasp left you when he pulled you closer, and his lips met yours. You melted in his grip, your lips moving in sync while your arms came up to wrap around his neck.

“Finally.” You heard Lavender’s voice from behind you, and it only made Ron pull you in closer and deepen the kiss. 

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Update

Just a little update since I haven’t written smut in a while, I’m currently not going to be writing smut anytime soon. I may write it on my own every now and then or only have things go as far as heated make outs, but I’m not quite sure yet. I’m sorry if any of you have been anxiously waiting for your smut requests to be written, my way of thinking is a bit jaded right now and I’m in no headspace to write detailed sexual stuff due to personal issues

Although I would also like to put a disclaimer and say that I’m safe, and honestly have never been happier, so there’s no need to worry :) just figuring out some personal stuff about stuff regarding smut

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Lost

Pairing: Fred x fem!reader, George x fem!reader(platonic)

Requested: can you do another sad imagine where the reader is dating fred and she finds out he dead at the battle and george comforts her

Warnings: Fred’s death, injury, sad reader and Weasleys

A/N: ah yes… angst :) I love her. Anyway I started my new class yesterday, but I should still be able to post regular imagines instead of only headcanons, but we’ll see. 

Summary: After getting split up, the worst thing possible happens

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You were stumbling around the halls of Hogwarts, holding your side. You’d regretted going your separate way from the twins even though it was the plan. There was no doubt you wouldn’t be able to calm down until you found the both of them. Your limp was slowing you down as you walked, and you were sure there was no way you could fight off anyone if they were to come at you at that moment. 

“Y/N?” You heard someone ask making you turn around to see Neville. 

“Neville.” You breathed a sigh of relief. 

“Let me help you to the great hall. Everyone’s there.” He explained, walking over to you and wrapping your arm around his shoulder while he held you up. 

“Good, that’s good.” You winced when you both started walking a bit faster than you had been previously. 

The walk was silent, neither of you knowing what you could possibly say. You tried focusing on breathing, your side killing you a whole lot more than it had been before. 

“I have to go find someone.” Neville explained once you both reached the door. 

“Okay, stay safe.” You smiled softly and braced yourself on your good side. 

With sad eyes you looked around at all the injured and unmoving bodies laid all around the hall. A flash of red hair caught your attention and it made your head shoot up and you couldn’t help the smallest smile that made its way onto your face when you saw George. You winced when you’d tried walking normally and the closer you got the more anxious you became. It seemed all the Weasleys were standing around someone, and you didn’t miss that all of them were upset. You frantically searched the group for Fred and your stomach dropped when you couldn’t find him. 

“George?” You asked, your voice wavering. You didn’t want your thoughts to be true, hoping your boyfriend had still been wandering around somewhere in the school. All the Weasleys’ attention seemed to snap toward you, and George quickly walked over to you. “Where… where is he?” You whispered, the answer already written on his face, but you needed to hear it. There was a small part of you that was still holding onto the hope he might be somewhere else. 

“Y/N…” George trailed, his voice cracking when his attention averted to Fred’s limp body making your heart shatter and bile rise in your throat. 

“No.” You croaked, your knees buckling. “No no no.” You choked out, your knees giving out from under you. Whimpered no’s continued to leave you while you crawled over to him. Your shaking hand made its way up to hold his face. “Freddie.” You sniffed, resting your forehead on his. 

Memories of your time together started hitting you all at once. From the first train ride to Hogwarts, to the yearly three person trail that would run into platform nine and three quarters together. Your first kiss at the astronomy tower. The picnics you’d have on the quidditch field. The victory kisses you’d share after games. The time Fred and George invited you over to the borough for the first time. All the late nights the three of you would spend planning everything you’d all sell at the shop. Then you remembered the thing that broke your heart the most. The ring on your finger. Fred’s promise to love you forever, even through all your problems that may come along the way. At the thought, your crying became even harder. 

“Y/N.” George’s shaky voice pulled you from your thoughts making you shake your head. “Y/N.” He repeated, pulling you away gently. 

You clung to him for dear life, shoving your face in his chest as he held you tightly. You fisted his shirt in your fingers tightly, continuing to shake. George’s cries filled your ears, and this only made you feel worse. 

“Y/N, dear.” Molly’s voice made you pull away and turn to her. “You’re hurt.” She pointed out making you look down at your side, but you waved her off sadly. 

“I’m alright.” You whispered, crouching down before sitting down near Fred’s head. 

“We should get you checked out.” George explained, sitting down next to you. 

“You aren’t taking me anywhere but here.” You shook your head, your eyes never leaving Fred. Reaching out, you moved the hair away from his forehead and scooted closer before kissing it gently. “I miss you already my love.” You whispered, grabbing his hand to hold in yours. 

George’s arm wrapped around you and you let your head rest on his shoulder. You let the tears fall freely, not bothering to wipe them away since you knew they were only going to get replaced with more. George’s head rested on yours, and the wet drips you felt every now and then let you know he was crying too. Grabbing his hand in your free one, you brought it over so the three of you were connected. 

“I love you. The both of you.” You sniffed, looking up at George. 

“We love you too. Always have, always will.” He smiled softly down to you, squeezing his hand over yours and Fred’s. 

“Okay.” You whispered to yourself, taking a shaky breath while you reached over to the ring on Fred’s other hand. “I’m sorry.” You cried, slipping the ring off and kissing his ring finger gently before placing his hand back down. “Now you can have one too.” You choked out, grabbing George’s hand and slipping it on. “One for me, and one for you. To promise to keep his memory alive.” You explained, pausing when you inhaled sharply to stop yourself from full on sobbing. “To promise that we’ll always be here for each other, no matter what.” You continued, looking up at George’s tear stained face. “And to promise that nothing will change even though he’s… gone.” You explained, looking him in the eye. “And to never go a day without a joke in his honor.” You choked out. 

The three of you had planned on living together as soon as you could, and the battle had put a hold on the plan. The three of you always did everything tougher, even going as far as letting George third wheel on dates. 

“I’d like that.” George nodded, scooting even closer to his brother. 

You all continued to sit and stand in silence. Letting it fully sink in that Fred was truly gone. Before you all left George had leant down to his brother’s ear. No one catching his last words to his other half. 

“I’ll take care of her, Freddie. I promise.”

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Red

part two 

Pairing: Ron x fem!reader/gryffindor!reader

Requested: Can you do something with polyjuice potion where Ron’s girlfriend doesn’t want to be with him anymore so she convinces reader to be with him for a few more days and act distant before breaking up with him instead of herself? I dont know if that makes sense but if you could write something along those lines itd be great

Warnings: none?

A/N: Okay I love Draco but I should probably give the poor boy a break so here’s someone I haven’t written for in a long time, and this is way longer than I expected it to be so oops

Summary: Lavender finally has enough of Ron and asks for your help

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You were sound asleep in your dorm when Lavender had barged in. Sure it had also been her room, but her landing on your bed shook you awake. With a groan you shoved your face further into your pillow, only to have her shake you. Your relationship with Lavender was a weird one. The both of you had been friends ever since your first year, but this year put a strain on your friendship because of her relationship with Ron. She knew you liked him well before she ever showed interest in him, and when they got together you hadn’t taken it well. 

“Wake up.” Lavender demanded and you just gave her a grunt. “I’ll get the water.” She warned, making a move to get off the bed but your hand shot out to grab her. 

“I’m awake.” You grumbled and glared at her. If there was one thing you absolutely hated, it was being woken up earlier than needed. 

When you sat up you were completely floored at everything Lavender started throwing at you. With you being half awake you were only catching bits and pieces. Poly juice potion, Ron, breaking up with Ron, you breaking up with Ron… Ron?

“Slow down.” You covered her mouth with your hand. “I am not awake enough for this.” You rubbed your eyes and sighed. “You want me to pretend to be you… and then break up with your boyfriend?” You scrunched your eyebrows in confusion. 

“Yes exactly! Thank you! I’ll bring you the potion when it’s finally brewed.” She explained excitedly and gave you a hug before leaving. You stared at the door dumbfounded before letting yourself fall back into your comfortable mattress with a groan. You had no idea how you were supposed to do this. 

You pushed the thought to the back of your head, hoping that by the time the potion was done she’d just do it herself. You sluggishly put your things in your bag and made your way to the Great hall. With a sleepy smile you made your way over to Ron, Hermione, and Harry before plopping down between the boys. 

“You look tired.” Harry immediately said, making you shoot him a glare.

“This one’s girlfriend woke me up too early.” You explained, pointing to Ron with your thumb. 

“Oh she’s not too bad.” Ron explained, wrapping his arm around your shoulder before pulling you closer. “You’re more than welcome to sleep on me since it’s technically my fault.” He joked making you relax into him. 

“That’s very tempting.” You mumbled before sitting back up. “But I need food.” You explained, making a grab for Ron’s plate. 

“Get your own.” Ron warned, holding your wrist in his hand. 

“You stingy little-” You grumbled while you stood up. 

“Play nice you two.” Hermione cut in making you sigh. 

“See you later Red.” You smiled and rustled Ron’s hair before walking out of the Great Hall and back to your room.

You’d completely forgotten the fact that you were hungry, crawling back into your bed before letting yourself fall asleep again. Ron never failed to amaze you. You thought about what Lavender had said for the time you’d curled into your covers. Thinking about how it would be to date Ron. You wished it would’ve been you instead of her that got to ask Ron out first. There was no way you’d ever forget the hurt you’d felt when she broke the news to you. You still occasionally questioned your friendship with her because of it. She knew how you’d felt, and still do, and she only got with him to prove a point, there had been no doubt in your mind about it. 

“Red wait up!” You called after Ron on your way to class. He wrapped his arm around your shoulder when you walked up, and before you could speak again he was rustling your hair. 

“That’s for yesterday.” He explained making you laugh. 

“Just keep walking to class you red headed twit.” You teased, elbowing his ribs. 

“I’m so hurt.” Ron mocked sadness, holding his hand over his heart. “Come on.” He said, holding the door open for you. 

The potion finished brewing faster than you expected, and it finally made you realize that Lavender had been sitting on this idea for longer than you had originally thought. You were standing behind her, watching over her shoulder while she added her hair to it before giving it a final mix. 

“And done.” Lavender smiled at you once she capped the bottle. 

“This is crazy.” You groaned while you watched her. 

“You like him, he likes you. Nothing crazy about it.” She smiled, making you scowl at her. 

“He doesn’t like me. He’s dating you.” You seethed making her sigh. 

“It’s obvious he likes you too. That’s why you need to do this.” She explained. 

“But he’s gonna think it’s you.” You explained and she rolled her eyes. 

“He’s supposed to.” Lavender patted your head. “I just can’t take it anymore. Make it gradual. You have three days worth.” She smiled and wagged the potion in front of your face. 

“Yeah yeah.” You grumbled, grabbing it from her. “Three days.” You muttered to yourself, watching the liquid slosh back and forth. 

It had been two more days before you decided to do anything. Got the courage more than decided, but you hadn’t known what to do. You figured you’d give him an awful date for the next three days, and break it off. You explained the plan to Lavender and she nodded with a smile, deciding she’d stay in your dorm to not create any confusion. You drank enough to give you a few hours and shook your shaking hands as you walked into the Great Hall, making a B line for the red head. You covered his eyes with your hands before trying to muster up the most Lavender voice you could. 

“Guess who Won won.” You cooed and almost threw up in your mouth at the nickname. 

“Lavender.” Ron smiled up at you and you had to stop yourself from flinching. 

“Come.” You stated, pulling him up from his seat to go out. “Hurry up.” You explained when he lagged behind, tugging him to move faster. You wanted nothing more than savor him holding your hand, but Lavender had made it clear that you needed to make the break up believable, and that meant everything needed to be rushed. Letting go of his hand you sat on the grass. 

“What’s all this about?” He asked, earning a shrug from you. 

“A date obviously.” You gave a half hearted smile. 

Your heart began racing when he scoot closer. You hadn’t thought this far ahead. You hadn’t even talked to Lavender about what you’d do if he wanted a kiss. Maybe you should turn away? Start the distancing already? It was too late when you felt him cup your cheek. You were breathing heavily, staring at his lips before meeting his eyes with yours once again. His nose brushed against yours and your eyes fluttered closed on instinct. His breath was fanning your face, and before his lips met yours, he kissed your nose instead before pulling away. You let out a breath and open your eyes staring up at him in shock. 

“How was your day?” He asked, making you just stare. “Well?” He asked, the smile on his face growing. 

“Good, it was good.” You nodded, biting your bottom lip while you looked at his. If you didn’t think it’d be a bad idea you would’ve thrown yourself at him and kissed him, but you knew that would only complicate the plan. “Yours?” You asked, pulling your knees to your chest resting your chin on them while you watched him. 

“All good except for Defense against the dark arts.” He shrugged, making you bite the inside of your cheek to keep yourself from laughing.

“Why?” You almost snorted, already knowing the answer. 

“Well Y/N… she knocked me back during class in front of everybody.” He explained timidly and you couldn’t keep it in anymore. 

You shoved your face between your legs and started shaking as your laugh consumed you. It had happened by accident and you couldn’t get his face out of your head when he’d flown across the room. You’d been practicing how to properly wave your wand for Stupefy when you’d accidentally said it under your breath and it hit Ron straight in the chest. 

“Lavender. It’s not funny.” Ron muttered and you only laughed harder. You waved your hand out to him, and gasped for breath. 

“I’m sorry. I can’t.” You wheezed, standing up and kissing the top of his head. “I’ll see you tomorrow Re-Ron.” You explained and shook your head hoping he hadn’t caught your mistake. “I love you Won won.” You smiled and waved before hurrying back to the Gryffindor common room. 

You’d stayed in the restroom for a while, not wanting to pretend to be Lavender to other people. You’d be able to do it with Ron, but you hadn’t wanted to confuse things with other people involved. 

“How’d it go?” Lavender asked when you threw yourself on her bed, finally back to looking like yourself. 

“I had to cut it short.” You laughed, looking up at her. “So I accidentally hit him with Stupefy during class and he was talking to you about it and I just couldn’t.” You explained making her shake her head. 

“Well cutting it short will make it easier for him to believe the break up.” She explained, making you nod.

“We um...” You blushed making Lavender look at you skeptically. “Well he almost kissed me.” You explained making her laugh.

“Go for it.” She shoved you with a smile. “Now go get some sleep.” She explained almost pushing you off the edge.

The following day you felt butterflies in your stomach at the thought of hanging out with Ron. You had to pretend you hadn’t just gone on a date with him, and you couldn’t help but blush every time you looked at him. A part of you wished he would have kissed you yesterday, each time you saw him you could remember just how close he had gotten to your face. You knew it was because he thought you were Lavender, but that didn’t stop you from getting giddy at the thought.

“Hey Red. Any plans for today?” You asked, doing your best to wrap your arm around his shoulder.

“I was going to ask Lavender to hang out at Hogsmeade.” He explained making you stop walking.

“I have to go.” You explained and started running back to the common room despite Ron calling after you. “Lavender!” You called out when you got in and stopped one of the first years that had been walking by. “Have you seen Lavender?” You asked, and they only shook their head. You cursed to yourself and made your way into your room.

“Why are you calling me?” Lavender asked, looking at you through the mirror while she fixed her tie.

“Ron’s going to ask you to go to Hogsmeade with him.” You explained making her eyes go wide.

“Well you have to go for me.” She insisted, making you scowl. 

“I’m not allowed to go to Hogsmeade.” You explained making her roll her eyes.

“You’d go as me. They wouldn’t know the difference.” She explained and you sighed.

“I don’t like this idea.” You muttered, grabbing the bottle before drinking some.

“I’ll stay here, pretend to be you.” She smiled and laid down on your bed. “You sleep while we’re gone right?” She joked making you glare and walk over to her so you could pull the fabric from her hair before tying it onto your own head.

“You know you could have just done all this breaking up stuff yourself.” You muttered, looking in the mirror to make sure your clothes matched Lavender’s style enough.

“Oh now where’s the fun in that?” She asked, making you sigh.

The whole time you spent at Hogsmeade your eyes were just about popping out of your head. You’d always wondered if it were as fun as everyone had explained, and it was even better than you had expected. You were almost ignoring Ron the whole time, but you didn’t mind, knowing it was only helping your plan. That had been until you’d gone into the candy shop.

“I’m getting this for Y/N since she can’t come.” Ron explained, waving your favorite candy at you. You couldn’t help the smile on your face and you hugged him.

“That’s very sweet of you.” You mumbled into his chest.

“She’s your friend too you know.” He laughed, patting your back.

“Yeah...” You trailed, looking at all the candy in the display when you pulled away. “Come on, I think we’re leaving soon.” You explained, tugging him out of the store by his upper arm.

You let Ron have his arm around you the rest of the way back, and you couldn’t help but lean further into him. You’d completely forgotten to wear warmer clothes, and you were shivering slightly. When you both parted ways in the common room he kissed your nose which left a smile on your face. With a dreamy sigh you let yourself fall onto your now empty bed since Lavender had decided to go back to hers.

“He’s amazing.” You swooned, staring up at the ceiling. “I don’t know why you’re breaking up with him.” You laughed turning your head to look at Lavender. She was smiling at you and you furrowed your brows. “What?” You asked. 

“Nothing.” She smiled and shrugged. “You only have enough left for tomorrow.” She pointed out, looking at the almost empty bottle you had on the table next to your bed.

“How should I do it?” You asked, tossing her hairpiece back to her. “I mean… what do you want me to say?” You asked, earning a shrug from her.

“Just make it convincing.” She explained and you nodded.

You stared at the ceiling later that night contemplating all the different ways you could tell Ron you were, or rather Lavender was, breaking up with him. You knew there was enough to give you a few more hours, and you couldn’t let it go to waste. You were going to make sure to at least get a proper date that would make what you would say convincing. 

“Red.” You nudged him when you walked over to him in the Great Hall. “I have to talk to you.” You explained when he turned around.

“Hey Y/N, I got something for you.” He explained, ignoring your previous statement. “I know you don’t like missing Hogsmeade weekends, so I bought you this.” He continued, pulling the candy from his robes.

“That’s very sweet of you.” You smiled sadly at his hand before taking it. He gave you a questioning look before you shook your head. “Lavender wants to have a… date with you later.” You explained looking back up at his face.

“She can’t ask me herself?” He laughed making you bite your lip and shrug.

“I guess not.” You smiled, sitting next to him quietly. 

“You alright?” Ron asked when he saw you picking at your food. “Y/N.” Ron nudged you with his shoulder making you look up at him. “I asked if you’re alright.” He explained making you smile.

“Yeah, I’m okay.” You nodded. You couldn’t really tell him you upset that you would be breaking up with him even though it wasn’t technically going to be you. How would you have even begun to explain that?

Later that night you found yourself in a worse mood than you had been that morning. Lavender helped you get dressed, and you’d stayed quiet through the whole thing. She made sure you knew the plan and you were just giving her nods. You’d never dated anyone, and you didn’t know what if felt like to be broken up with, but you knew how your friends looked when it happened to them, and you couldn’t help but feel bad for being the reason Ron was going to be feeling that way soon.

You stayed quiet through most of the date. You were too nervous to come up with actual responses to questions he’d been asking you. Letting him hold your hand was all you’d given him, and by the time you’d gotten back to the common room you’d just let it out.

“I’m breaking up with you.” You blurted out making him stop what he was doing.

“Lavender I don’t understand.” Ron shook his head, his eyebrows knitted together while he looked down at you. “These past few days have been the best, what happened? What did I do?” He asked, making your eyes widen slightly. 

The best? You’d been horrible to the poor boy the past few days. Hadn’t you? Your chest ached at the thought of Lavender treating the sweet boy in front of you anyway other than lovingly. 

“We can’t be together anymore, that’s all there is to it.” You explained, shaking your head in return. It almost broke your own heart to be doing this for Lavender and having to see for yourself how exactly Ron was going to take the news. 

“Alright.” Ron mumbled, cupping your cheek before pulling you in for a kiss. You gasped but kissed back, moving closer to him. You’d almost forgotten what you were supposed to be doing, getting lost in the kiss before you quickly pulled away, resting your forehead against his. 

“I’m so sorry for this Red.” You whispered, turning away to make your way to your room. You couldn’t stop your hand from coming up to your face, a small smile forming when you brushed your fingers against your lips and remembered how his lips felt against yours. 

“Y/N?” Ron asked, making your fingers quickly fall from your lips and your eyes go wide as you froze in your spot.

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[coffee-imagines]

Clueless Dinner

Pairing: Fred x fem!reader

Requested: This is based off of Fred’s portion of the Pregnancy post I did ages ago

Warnings: none

A/N: I was going to do this a long time ago, but better late than never :)

Summary: Fred’s clueless to your surprise dinner and needs everything spelled out for him

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Your heart was racing, almost beating out of your chest when you looked down at the stick. The positive made your stomach churn, but it could’ve easily been the morning sickness you’d thought was food poisoning. You quickly hid the test under toilet paper when you heard a knock at the door and turned the faucet on to wash your shaking hands. 

“Good morning.” Fred yawned, walking up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder. 

“Morning.” You whispered, staring at your hands intently while you scrubbed for dear life. 

“Are you okay?” He asked, kissing your temple and standing up straighter. 

“Yeah.” You cleared your throat and shook your hands to air dry them once you turned off the water. “Just waking up that’s all.” You lied with what you hoped would be a convincing smile up to your husband. 

“I have some things to take care of today. Can you help George out down at the shop?” He asked, rubbing his nose against your skin. 

“Of course I can.” You smiled and kissed him softly when he pulled away. “I’ll go get ready.” You explained, walking out and taking a deep breath. 

You didn’t know why you hadn’t told him right then and there, but your nerves and shock had taken over. You’d walked around like a zombie during the better part of the morning. How were you going to tell Fred? You needed to come up with something good that would make up for not telling him right when he walked into the bathroom. With a sigh you walked over to George who had been sorting displays for the past hour.

“George, I need your help with something.” You explained making the younger twin look at you. 

“Yeah, what is it? Is everything alright?” He asked, worry evident in his tone.

“You have to promise not to blab because I haven’t told Fred yet.” You started and George’s face lit up like a Christmas tree. 

“You’re pregnant aren’t you!” George explained more than questioned making you hush him. 

“Wanna speak any louder?” You hissed and pulled him away from the rest of the customers. “How should I tell him? I couldn’t just say it this morning. Any ideas?” You asked when you got into the office. 

“Fireworks.” He stated matter of factly making you look at him with a cocked brow. “I can make a custom one that says it. He’ll love it.” George tried, bouncing on the balls of his feet making you shake your head with a small laugh. 

“Thank you for the suggestion George, but I think I’m going to go for something more subtle.” You explained and patted his shoulder. 

You’d asked almost everyone you could for any ideas. All the Weasleys already knew you were pregnant thanks to George’s big mouth, and you were shocked that Fred was still in the dark. No one’s suggestions seemed to be helpful. It all sounded like the way they wanted to be told, and Molly even went as far as explaining how she told Arthur. It hasn’t been until Ginny expressed her confusion for ideas you calmed. It hadn’t been until you were grocery shopping that the idea formed, and you couldn’t wait to put it into action. 

“How was your day?” Fred asked making you jump and turn around to see him standing in the doorway.

“It was good. I made us a special dinner.” You smiled nervously, earning a smile from Fred.

“You’re the best, I don’t deserve a girl as amazing as you.” He hummed, hugging you and kissing your temple.

“Such a charmer.” You teased, grabbing the plates before making your way to the table. You gave Fred a quick kiss before going back to the oven and set the timer for the desserts you had put in only moments before.

“What is all this?” He asked, making you smile. 

“Baby back ribs with baby carrots and baby corn.” You explained, drawing out the baby each time you said it.

Fred thanked you quietly for the food, and began eating. You groaned silently and watched him intently while you began picking at your food. Should you have spelled it out with the carrots and corn on the plate?

“All baby foods?” Fred asked after a while and you held your breath. 

“Yes. All baby foods.” You tried emphasizing. 

“Makes me feel like a giant.” He joked and grabbed one of the baby corns before plopping it into his mouth. 

You could’ve killed him right then and there. You loved the man but he could be clueless to your hints sometimes. You’d tried emphasizing the baby theme the entire night and he was still none the wiser to the bun in the oven. You began grumbling to yourself, stabbing all the vegetables with your fork as though they did something wrong to you. It wasn’t until your dessert of mini cupcakes that you couldn’t take it anymore.

“Oh for the love of Merlin, Fred.” You groaned when you saw the boy giddily digging into his dessert. “I’m pregnant!” You all but shouted making him cough on the bite he had just attempted to swallow.

“You’re serious?” He asked once he got the coughing to settle, hope in his eyes. 

“Yes.” You nodded with a smile on your face. 

Fred threw himself out of his chair, and the sound of dishes clattering and the table creaking made your eyes go wide. It hadn’t been until you were on your back facing the ceiling with Fred wrapped around you that you registered what he’d just done.

“You just jumped across the table.” You let out a breathy laugh.

“You’re pregnant!” He exclaimed and held you close. “We’re having a baby.” He whispered in your ear making you melt and wrap your arms around him. 

“Yeah… we are.” You whispered back, smiling when he pulled you in for a gentle kiss. 

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[coffee-imagines]

Orange Mess

Pairing: Draco x fem!reader/muggleborn!reader

Requested: Carving pumpkins with Oliver or Draco

Warnings: none

A/N: It’s almost the end of October and this is the only Halloween related post I’ve done... how dare I

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It was your first year out of Hogwarts

You’d convinced Draco to come home with you for Halloween

He wasn’t keen on the idea

But he loved you too much to let his family’s bias of muggleborns stop him

He loved everything you showed him at first

Until you convinced him to carve pumpkins with you

You couldn’t help but laugh when you had to cut the top off for him

And that’s when all hell broke loose

His nose scrunched up when he saw you take out the first hand full of pumpkin seeds and guts out of it

“I am not doing that.” Draco protested, and you only threw guts at him

“Oops.” You’d smiled before putting your hand back in.

You’d heard muttered curses behind you

That had been when you felt something cold and wet hit the back of your head

“Draco!” You exclaimed and he responded by mocking your previous ‘oops’

It was an all out war after that

Pumpkin seeds and guts flew around the room

The pumpkins were disregarded

You’d even hurried to open a new one when you ran out of ammo

You’d even contemplated throwing the entire pumpkin when Draco got too close

It hadn’t been until both of you were dripping and the room smelled of nothing but pumpkin that you stopped

Draco couldn’t help but move it out of your face as though it was a stray piece of hair

He pulled you in for a kiss, and you couldn’t help but giggle at the taste of pumpkin on his lips

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[coffee-imagines]

First Drop

Pairing: half breed vampire Draco x fem!reader/pureblood!reader

Requested: I’m a big sucker for vampires so can you pretty please do something about Draco being a vampire and he ends up drinking from the reader

Warnings: mentions of small injuries, blood, throwing up, very heated make out

A/N: I couldn’t find exactly what vampires in Harry Potter are like so I’m just winging it with all the vampire shows I’ve seen all mashed into one, and since I’ve gotten a few comments about it I’ll start putting more specific stuff on imagines. If I have time I’ll go back to all the other stuff I wrote and fix them as well. This is a bit long, but I figured it would make up for all the headcanons I’ve done cause of school.

Summary: Draco’s true identity is only known by you

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Draco had never felt this way before in his entire life. The hunger he felt within him was one that he couldn’t put into words. His entire life he had been able to ignore this side of him. Being told he was a pureblood to then have it ripped from him was rattling. His mother tried keeping the truth from him, surprised to see no signs of his true father coming through. It hadn’t been until you visited during the summer that there was any sign of the dormant side in Draco. 

You’d both been play fighting as usual, rolling around outside on the grass while Narcissa watched over you from the front door. It only took one wrong shove that sent you to the ground scraping your palms that left little droplets of blood catching Draco’s attention. Draco couldn’t take his eyes off of your hands, and you hadn’t missed him licking his lips as well as him looking as though he was about to drool. He looked like he was about to attack you, but Narcissa shouting something you couldn’t hear left you shocked when he flew across the other side of the yard. 

Helping you clean up inside before sitting both of you down, Narcissa was muttering nothing but curses to herself. Keeping the long story short she explained how Draco was really a halfbreed vampire. You squeezed Draco’s hand reassuringly when you saw him tense up next to you. Even though they both knew you wouldn’t blab, they swore you to secrecy. You were there with Draco through it all. His cravings were never bad, and he refused to drink human blood, so it made it easier to keep a secret. That had been until today, when it seemed that not even his fake substitute could satiate his cravings. Before he lost it on any of the students he all but forced himself into your room despite others saying he couldn’t be in the girl’s dorm. 

“What’s wrong?” You asked immediately when you saw the almost pained look on his face. You stood up, walking over to him and grabbed his face in your hands making him look at you. “Draco, talk to me.” You whispered, caressing his cheek.

A surprised gasp left you when two fangs made themselves known by pushing their way past Draco’s closed lips. It seemed to shock him too, and he pulled away quickly. Narcissa made it known to only you that this would happen eventually, you just hadn’t expected it to be so soon. Both of you knowing that Draco’s distaste of the thought of actually feeding on someone made her only tell you that the substitutes would only last so long before his teeth grew in and he’d want the real thing. You promised you’d be there for him, and you meant it in every way you possibly could, even if you knew it would risk you getting hurt in the process. 

“I’m thirsty. More than normal.” Draco seethed, hugging himself making your eyes soften. 

“It’s okay.” You assured him, pulling him to sit on your bed. “We knew this was going to happen.” You muttered and shook your head.

“You knew?!” Draco exclaimed, making you jump. 

“Draco it was for your own good. You couldn’t even think about feeding on anyone.” You explained and his face showed his disgust at the mere mention. “See?” You pointed making him shoot you a look. 

“Just distract me then. I don’t want to… do that.” He explained, swallowing hard. 

“You’re going to have to eventually.” You explained softly, placing your hand on his thigh to soothe him. “It’s nothing to be ashamed o-” You tried but he shoved your hand away.

“Distract me.” He demanded through gritted teeth making you sigh and shake your head. 

“I always liked reading about vampires when I was younger you know.” You stated, both of you scooting up further on your bed to get more comfortable. 

“You did?” He asked, pulling you closer to him making you nod. 

“I never knew why I was so fascinated by them.” You shook your head with a laugh, sitting next to Draco on his bed. “I mean I found it intriguing but… to the extent I relate…” You rested your head on his arm, smiling when he seemed to pet your head.

“Relate how?” Draco asked, pulling you closer. 

“The feeding part of it…” You trailed, all the times Draco had come to you for the substitutes that you could only give him filling your mind. 

“You couldn’t possibly relate to that.” He scoffed pulling away to look down at you. 

“Draco I understand that it’s hard.” You explained, holding his face and gently caressing his cheek.

“I don’t think you do. Not with this.” He protested making you roll your eyes.

“I understand the hunger, and I definitely understand the feed.” You explained making Draco look at you with confusion written on his face. “Draco it’s not hard to understand the hunger you’re feeling. I’ve seen you drink things that remind you of blood.” You continued making Draco shake his head. 

“That’s not the same as this.” He shook his head making you scoff and sit up so you could face him. 

“So it isn’t the best most comforting feeling you’ve ever felt? It doesn’t make you feel whole? Make you feel like you’re filling the emptiness that you have inside of you?” You asked, making Draco’s shoulders tense up a tad. “How about when we warm it up sometimes? You basically drown yourself in it.” You taunted, and Draco’s mouth was watering at the thought. “You’re going to tell me it doesn’t feel good to have it warm your insides that feel cold? I see it, Draco. You love being greedy with it. Love the warmth coating your mouth and throat while you basically chug it until it’s all gone.” You continued making Draco’s chest rise and fall quicker. 

“I need it.” He croaked out, pushing you a bit further from him. He wouldn’t admit he’d been thinking about feeding even before the hunger came. Wouldn’t admit that the only person he ever wanted to do it with would be you. 

“It’s not going to work anymore.” You shook your head giving him a sad smile. “Not the way you need it to.” You said making his stomach churn. 

“Well you have to let me try.” Draco pleaded, but you shook your head. “Y/N please.” He tried again and you sighed, nodding before you stood up. 

“If it works I’ll keep giving it to you, but if it doesn’t…” You explained handing him the bottle.

Without another word Draco all but ripped it open, almost unhinging his jaw to guzzle down every last drop. You watched with curiosity, hoping that it would work. When Draco finally lowered the bottle you both smiled at each other. Relief was on his face for two seconds before a pained look took over and Draco reached for your trash bin before the entire contents of the bottle had come back up. 

“No.” Draco almost pleaded softly while he hunched over. 

You rubbed his back, not saying anything. You didn’t know what you could say to make him feel better, the only you knew would help he wouldn’t like. Before you could open your mouth to finally say something Draco shrugged you off and grumbled all the way out of your room. Half of the day went by before Draco returned to your room. He’d looked even worse than he had that morning, and he couldn’t stand it anymore. 

“Draco you can’t fight it anymore. It’s just going to get worse.” You sighed making him grumble next to you. 

“I don’t want to feed on someone. That’s gross. I don’t even know where they’ve been.” He explained making you scoot closer. 

“You know where I’ve been.” You whispered, putting your hand on his. “Let me help. You can feed on me.” You tried soothing him with your thumb rubbing his knuckles, but it only caused him to stiffen and almost jump to his feet. 

“No! Absolutely not!” Draco yelled, making you flinch in surprise. 

“Why not? I’m offering, you don’t have anyone else who can do it. I promised I’d be here for you and I am not going to break that promise now.” You stated firmly, making Draco’s eyes narrow. 

“You know I don’t want to feed on anyone.” He explained making you roll your eyes. 

“Enough is enough Draco. Please.” You rubbed your temples before looking at him. “Stop being a child who won’t eat their damn vegetables. You need this okay? It’s not something you can avoid anymore. We gave you all the time we could, but you have to accept the truth now.” You explained. 

“You’re comparing yourself to a vegetable?” Draco hissed making you shove him. 

“You know what I meant.” You scolded. 

You watched Draco slowly sit back down next to you. You held your breath, waiting for him to hopefully say he’s and put himself out of his misery. Your hand reached out before you could stop yourself, but you pulled it back last minute so you wouldn’t pressure him. He let out a sigh, wiping his face before looking over to you. 

“It’s supposed to feel good right?” Draco asked nervously. 

“I don’t want to lie to you. It’s in everything I’ve read, but so many people say it’s a myth. I’m not sure.” You explained, becoming nervous when he inched closer. 

“If it hurts I’ll stop.” He explained and you nodded. The closer he got, the faster your heart beat and you held your breath. “I-if it really does feel good.” Draco started with a shaky breath, his hand coming up to hold your face. “I want to make you feel good before it, so maybe you won’t realize…” He explained, his voice wavering while he caressed your cheek. 

“What?” You breathed out, staring into his eyes. You didn’t know if it was from the way he was touching you, but you felt like you couldn’t understand anything that was happening. 

“You’ll see.” He whispered, leaning in before pulling you in for a passionate kiss. 

Draco’s lips moved against yours slowly and your eyes fluttered closed and started moving in sync with his. It wasn’t long after that his tongue was running across your bottom lip making you part your lips slightly. Instead of his tongue exploring your mouth like you expected, he pulled your lip between his teeth and gave it a small suck causing you to moan into the kiss. He pulled away slowly, and you couldn’t help but lean forward to follow him. Your eyes fluttered back open and the look of hunger on Draco’s face had become more evident than before. 

He brushes his lips against yours before placing a small kiss on the corner of your lips. You couldn’t help the small smile that formed on your face when he started kissing down your cheek and to your jaw, nipping gently. Your breathing was coming out in pants, your hands coming up to hold onto Draco’s shoulders. Your nails dug in when he started sucking and you let out a moan when his teeth grazed your sweet spot. 

You’d expected him to go for it right there, but a whimper left you when he only continued to suck harshly on the spot. Draco had completely forgotten about feeding due to all of your noises. He couldn’t help but want to make you feel even better. His tongue flicker over your sensitive skin and you pulled him even closer. 

“Draco.” You whined when he started sucking below your ear. 

He hummed against your skin, kissing his way back down your neck, and that’s when he froze. His nose was brushing right against your pulse and the hunger seemed to hit him full force. His heart started racing, and he almost ran out of the room. He never wanted to feed on anybody, yet here he was about to sink his teeth in your neck. He wanted to run, but he couldn’t get himself to move, instead he held you tighter and pulled you closer. Without another though he let his instincts take over. 

“Oh Merlin.” You cried out when his teeth broke skin and he held you in a death grip. 

Your head lolled back as a moan escaped you, and Draco let out a small possessive growl while he continued to suck greedily. Despite his grip on you, your toes were curling at the feeling that was going through your entire body. Your breathing was coming out irregular, whimpers leaving you when he seemed to bite harder. 

“Draco.” You mumbled when you felt yourself become lightheaded. Your hand limply came up to grab his hair, and you gave it an unsuccessful tug that was merely you running your fingers through his hair before you held on. “Draco.” You whined, trying to move out from under him, only to earn you being pulled closer. “Draco stop.” You pleaded, and he finally seemed to hear you. 

“I’m sorry.” He breathed heavily, pulling away from you, looking down at you with a guilty look on his face. “I got carried away I guess.” He rubbed the back of his neck, and you couldn’t help but smile. 

“It was your first time, it’s okay.” You explained, letting your hand lazily come up and wipe the blood that was falling down the corner of his mouth. “You’ll just have to practice.” You whispered, your eyes going wide when he pulled your thumb into his mouth and licked the blood clean. 

“Yeah… practice.” Draco nodded and pulled you in for a small kiss before he stood up. “Get your rest. I’ll bring you something to eat and drink.” He kissed your forehead gently before leaving your room without another word. 

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[coffee-imagines]

Pick Up Lines

Requested: Cheesy pickup lines the bois would use ~ lil latte

Warnings: bad pick up lines

A/N: just a disclaimer none of these are mine and I found them all online haha. I also did this a bit different than normal, trying something a bit new so this wasn’t just boring pick up lines

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Harry Potter

“If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair.” Harry explained while you both packed our things.

“Probably yeah.” You smiled, throwing the pair you held in your hands at him making it hit his face.

Ron Weasley

“Y/N feel my shirt.” Ron demanded making you furrow your brows.

“Why?” You asked, but did so, touching his stomach lightly.

“Boyfriend material don’t you think?” He asked making you laugh and shake your head.

Draco Malfoy

“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?” Draco walked up to you, making your eyes go wide. You had been in front of your friends after all.

“Nice one Malfoy.” One of his friend’s praised him walking by, clapping him on the back.

You hadn’t said anything in front of everyone, but you dragged him away to give him a piece of your mind.

Fred Weasley

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” He’d asked you when you were paying for the puking pastels.

“I... um...” You had tried, your whole face red. You only stared, looking at him dumbfounded. 

“It’s on the house.” Fred explained, handing them back to you with a wink before walking away to help another customer.

George Weasley

“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.” George asked, wrapping his arm around your shoulder.

“Do you even know where Tennessee is?” You laughed making George’s smile falter.

“No...” He grumbled sheepishly.

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Teacher’s Pet

Pairing: Snape x reader 

Requested:  “teachers pet” Reader x reader headcanon !!!! i hope your finals go well you got this ❤️ for the teachers pet ... you can choose which ever you want

Warnings: none

A/N: I’m an idiot and forgot to ask if it was teacher with a reader which I am assuming it is... but if it wasn’t I’m sorry

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Somewhere around your third year you started crushing on Snape

It started off as something small

You began talking in class more

You were almost as bad as Hermione when it came to answering questions

Anything that would get his attention drawn to you, you did

You even started staying after class to help him clean up 

Snape grew feelings for your seventh year

He wouldn’t ever act on it

But he started keeping you after class to talk to you more

Even though you already stayed without him asking he felt better to ask

He even went as far as to ask you to help him in his classroom over the weekends

He started getting jealous whenever Ron would talk to you in class

It was no secret the redhead had a crush on you

But Snape didn’t know you liked him just yet

I’m sorry I had to, the gif just fit so well

That soon changed when you seemed unable to contain yourself any longer

You’d thought about it the entire day

You knew it was a bad idea

Surely students and teachers weren’t allowed to be together

But that didn’t stop you

That day after class you surprised Snape by kissing him

He surprised you even more by pushing you back into the desk behind you and kissing you like there was no tomorrow

If it weren’t for the table your knees would’ve buckled under you

You continued doing this everyday in secret

You were just counting the days until you graduated

Knowing you’d finally be able to be with each other in the open

But that’s not to say students didn’t suspect you were together already

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[coffee-imagines]

Best Friends

Pairing: Luna x reader 

Requested: being best friends with Luna Lovegood headcanon BIG FLUFF PZZZ💘

Warnings: none

A/N: I watched this gif for awhile while I typed and holy crap did I get dizzy

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You met at the platform between 9 and 10

She could tell you were nervous

But her calling after you while she ran through the platform backwards calmed you

You quickly followed after her

Leaving your parents to proudly watch you go to school

You both were attached at the hip 

Always making sure you had a seat to yourselves

You always helped her find her missing things at school

It annoyed you that everyone would pick on her

But Luna made it such an adventure to find her things it made you calm down

She was the best friend you could’ve ever asked for

Whenever you were sad she somehow got you to smile

You both always had lunch together

You were never apart from each other

Even during the summer you found ways to see each other

Sleepovers were a big staple in your friendship

Piggyback rides were always shared in the great hall and all in throughout Hogwarts

There was nothing that would put a damper in your friendship

Even your seventh year was spent together 

You fought the battle hand in hand

And you both quickly moved in together after that

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[coffee-imagines]

Picnics

Pairing: Neville x reader 

Requested: neville headcanon with prompt 64 (picnic date) 

Warnings: none

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Once you started living together he wanted to do everything he could for you

This meant thinking up every type of date he could

When he suggested a picnic you were excited

You wanted to help him with packing all the food

But he wouldn’t let you go anywhere near it

That morning he’d banned you from the kitchen

You both walked hand in hand outside of your house

Walking to the park by your house was fun

Until you tried peaking into the basket earning a small swat of Neville’s hand

You helped spread out the blanket and you both sat down

You didn’t start eating right away

Just staying and talking to each other was enough

You were almost in tears when he finally opened the basket and saw all of your favorite foods

You fed each other while you spoke

And you admired the other

You couldn’t help but curl into his side when he fed you

When you fed him the last bite he teasingly bit your finger and you both laughed

Kissing in public wasn’t something Neville was fond of

But he gave you a long passionate kiss right there in the middle of the park

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[coffee-imagines]

The Letter Pt. 2

part one

Pairing: Draco x slytherin!reader 

Warnings: none

A/N: here’s part two :)

Summary: Winter holiday gets a bit interesting in the Slytherin common room

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“Y/N.” Draco smiled walking over to you. You felt trapped under his gaze and all you could do was stand there staring, wishing you could have seen him any other time than while you just woke up and were brushing your teeth. “For a while I started to think you’d gone home for the holiday.” He explained when he reached you, his thumb coming up to wipe the toothpaste that was about to fall from your chin. “Here.” He smiled, holding his cup out for you, making your eyes go wide and you shook your head. 

No way were you going to embarrass yourself any further by spitting in the cup right in front of him. You tried to walk around him, but his hand holding your upper arm stopped you. 

“I’m not letting you go back into hiding.” He gave your bottom lip a nudge with the lip of the cup. You scrunched your nose up and shook your head, pushing the cup away with your chin. “Oh come on Y/N. It’s just toothpaste.” Draco sighed making your jaw clench. He kept eye contact with you while you finally let the toothpaste in your mouth dribble out into the cup, and you couldn’t help the embarrassed blush that was surely painting itself over your entire body.

“Happy?” You quipped once it was all out. “Draco?” You breathed out his name in a question when his thumb cleaned the corners of your mouth. “What are you doing?” You asked, taking a step back when he finally let your arm go.

“I wanted to talk to you.” Draco explained, and you nodded so he could continue. “I wasn’t going to be here for the holiday.” He started, making your eyebrows knit together. “But I know that you never go home during holidays because your parents always hang around mine and you’re never there.” He continued making you feel like you were punched in the gut.

“What’s your point?” You crossed your arms, pinching your elbow to keep your cool.

“So I decided to stay to talk to you.” He explained and you sighed.

“About?” You asked, digging your nails into your skin. Your parents weren’t ever something you liked talking about. The fact Draco pointed out the only reason they don’t want you home is because they don’t want you around the other pureblood families was definitely hitting a nerve.

“Your letter.” He answered making you nod.

“What about my letter?” You asked, trying to have him get to the point. You felt like you’d been standing there for longer than needed for the short conversation that hadn’t seemed to go anywhere just yet.

“Well.” Draco started, taking a step closer causing you to stumble back a step. “Maybe about what you said.” He continued. “You know… about my eyes.” He smiled, staring at you. You couldn’t help but bite your bottom lip in anticipation, you stared into them against your better judgement, your death grip on your arm loosening just at the sight of them. “Are you getting lost in them right now?” He smirked, and you felt like someone had just thrown an ice cold water right in your face. You blinked and averted your eyes, your grip on your arm tightening once more.

“No.” You muttered, shifting your weight to your other foot.

“Come on Y/N, it was a joke.” Draco explained, grabbing your chin softly, turning your head so you could look at him. “I wanted to apologise for what Parkison di-” He started and you scoffed already having had enough. You didn’t let him finish, and you smacked his hand off of your chin.

“I don’t need your pity Malfoy.” You seethed, your eyes narrowing. “Just because Parkinson did what she did. You shouldn’t apologize for her. That’s not your job and it doesn’t change anything, and I don’t appreciate you leading me on to get your kicks.” You pulled away, walking in the direction back to your room.

This continued for the whole week. Draco would find you and corner you when you were least expecting it, trying to catch you off guard. Lucky for you, you had some sense to start carrying your wand around with you even in the common room. You weren’t ashamed to say you used a few spells to knock Draco on his ass to give you time to escape into the comforts of your room. He would and could have gone in after you if he really wanted to, but you both knew he wasn’t going to deny you the comfort of your room. He’d finally had enough when you sat at the opposite end of the great hall, and when you got up he followed.

“Y/N wait!” Draco called after you but you only walked faster, hoping you got to your room before he could get to you. “Y/N please!” He tried again but you still ignored him. “Petrificus Totalus!” Draco called out and you cursed to yourself when you couldn’t take another step.

He was in for it once he let you go. You wanted to shake your head, but you could, only being able to roll your eyes. You heard his footsteps coming up behind you, and when he finally came into view, you tried your best to glare at him even though you could only move your eyes. 

“I know you’re mad, but you wouldn’t let me talk to you any other way.” He explained, and all you did was blink in response. “I’m sorry Y/N, really. Parkinson shouldn’t have read your letter to me, and she shouldn’t have spoken to you that way.” He continued, making you roll your eyes. You wanted to say so many things, itching to grab your wand and send him flying to the other side of the hall. “I really liked your letter.” He continued making your eyes go wide. “Don’t look so surprised.” He laughed shaking his head.

You wanted to ask so many things now that you knew he liked it. Did he like you back? Was he just saying he liked it but didn’t feel the same? What were you going to say later if he says he likes you back? What would you do if he said he didn’t?

“Y/N calm down. Your eyes are going to pop out of your head.” Draco explained making your eyes focus back on him. “I just wanted to say that I like you too, you know. I have for a while. All the things Parkinson said wasn’t true. I even asked your father for permission to date you two years ago.” Draco rambled, and your jaw would have hit the floor if it hadn’t been for the fact that you were stuck in place. “Okay...” He whispered, patting your hand before walking away leaving you stuck for a minute before you finally were able to move your legs.

The first thing you did was try and find him, but no matter where you went he seemed to be nowhere in sight. You even tried going to the common room but there was no sign that he had been there since that morning. With a frustrated groan you sat on the steps of the common room after a few rounds around what felt like the whole school. You dragged yourself to the couch, letting yourself rest your head on the armrest. You were going to wait until he got back even if you had to stay all night.

“Y/N wake up.” You heard while you were being shaken slightly. It hadn’t felt slightly, you almost jumped out of your skin when you felt hands on you. “Hey, it’s okay. It’s just me.” Draco’s voice filled your ears when you felt his hands cup your face. You blinked a few times before he came into focus, and you finally pushed him away from you.

“You scared me!” You exclaimed, your hand still over your chest.

“I’m sorry.” He laughed, while he watched you sit up. “I know the couch isn’t that comfortable. I just wanted to make sure you went to your room.” He explained before his eyebrows knitted together. “Why are you sleeping here anyway?” He asked, making you sigh and stretch.

“Well I was waiting for you.” You mumbled, rubbing your neck. “Thank you.” You smiled softly when his fingers took over and he rubbed your neck for you. “You like me?” You asked softly, looking over to him.

“Yes I do.” He nodded and turned you to face him. “We can get back at Parkinson when she comes back if you want.” Draco explained and you blushed.

“I took care of it.” You admitted sheepishly, and Draco gave you a questioning look. “I may have left a few things in her dorm for her to come back to…” You smirked, biting your lip to hold yourself from laughing. “All I’ll say is she’ll be very itchy and walk into a horrible smell.” You smiled, patting his chest with your hand before kissing his cheek softly.

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[coffee-imagines]

Dating Hermione

Pairing: Hermione x reader 

Requested: how about dating hermione?

Warnings: none

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You hadn’t had a crush on her for long

But it seemed that you finally understood you liked her as more than a friend

You both had always been close

The both of you usually studied together

So it was no surprise that your first kiss was in the library

People always thought Hermione wouldn’t have time for you

But it was the exact opposite

You were both almost attached at the hip

Wherever she went, you went

Even on days you didn’t feel like studying you’d stay with her in the library

You frequently fell asleep with your head in her lap

She never minded

Running her fingers through your hair while she read through her books and did assignments

You both always hung all over each other

The boys always gagged at how lovey dovey the both of you were

You couldn’t even kiss each other without Ron and Harry making dramatic gagging noises

But you were sure to get your revenge once Harry and Ginny were together

Hermione always stuck by your side

Even during the war you both stayed hand in hand

You were both stronger together than you were apart

Hermione had all the knowledge and you topped her in your spell casting abilities

You both make one hell of a team

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[coffee-imagines]

The Letter

part two 

Pairing: Draco x slytherin!reader

Requested: i saw this show where someone read this guys love letter to his crush out loud, and i thought it was a good idea to maybe have pansy read readers love letter for draco and she embarasses her?

Warnings: embarrassed reader, Pansy being a bitch

A/N: I would have done any reader but them being from the same house worked better (especially for part two)

Summary: When your letter gets into the wrong hands, you wish you never set foot on platform 9 3/4

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You were tired of keeping it to yourself after all these years. There was something that you had to do, and with winter break coming you thought it was a good time to do it. It was to your knowledge that Draco was going to be going home for the holiday for once, and you were finally finding the courage to get your feelings out there one way or another. You knew there was no way Draco would share your feelings, but if you didn’t tell him now, you would never forgive yourself. Making your way into the Slytherin common room, you sat down on the table and pulled out the first clear piece of parchment you could find, grabbing your quill and ink before getting to work.

“What is that?” Pansy’s voice pulled you from your thoughts, making you jump and quickly shove the paper into your notebook.

“Nothing.” You quickly sputtered out, standing up and grabbing your things before making your way to your room. 

You heard her mutter behind you, but you weren’t going to stop, wanting everything you wrote on the paper to be kept a secret. Shoving your bag under your bed you let yourself take in a deep breath. Somehow it felt safer for you to have your belongings under your bed, and you allowed yourself to calm down fully. Getting ready for bed you pushed the swarming thoughts of just how Draco would take your letter to the back of your mind. You mumbled a good night to your dormmates when you crawled into bed, and you hoped that tomorrow would go smoothly.

“No, no, no.” You muttered to yourself, rummaging through your bag for the letter you’d written the night before. 

“Y/N. I’d get in the common room if I were you.” Blaise’s voice came from your open door making you spin around. “It’s Parkinson.” Was all he said before he walked away making you dash out. 

You almost tripped your way into the common room, pushing past everyone who was getting in the way before you stopped dead in your tracks. The flimsy piece of parchment you had used the night before was in Pansy’s hand, and she was headed straight for Draco. You wanted to run over and snatch it from her, but your feet seemed to be glued to the ground. 

“Draco look at this.” Pansy all but snorted waving the paper around making your stomach twist in knots. “Draco, ever since first year I haven’t been able to forget about your blue eyes. Over the years I’ve been able to see you grow and I can’t help but smile when they twinkle when you’re happy or get lost in them whenever you look at me. I know you don’t like me, but I couldn’t stand keeping it to myself anymore. Sincerely Y/N.” Pansy mocked your voice making you cringe at the words you once thought were sweet but now thought sounded a bit weird. Pansy’s laugh pulled you back in and you wished the ground would open up and swallow you whole when the next words came from her mouth. “You can even see where she scribbled out love.” She wheezed, pointing at the spot and showing Draco making your eyes squeeze shut. 

“Let me see.” Draco explained, almost not believing her while he reached out, taking the note from her hands. There was no denying it was your handwriting, you both were partners in many of your classes over the years and he could pick your writing out of a line of them all. 

“And here she is!” Pansy exclaimed walking over to you. “The pathetic lovestruck Y/N.” Pansy teased, walking closer by the second. “You really think Draco would like someone like you?” Pansy laughed in your face, making you stumble back when she took a step closer. You opened your mouth to say something but she continued. “Just because you’re a pureblood doesn’t mean he’ll like you. No one here even knows how you got sorted into Slytherin. You’re a pathetic excuse for one.” Pansy spat in your face making you flinch.

The tears welled in your eyes blurring your vision, and you couldn’t stop yourself from looking over at Draco. He looked just as shocked as you, and he looked at you with sympathy. You wanted to laugh at yourself. You knew he wouldn’t feel the same way, and now he was going to give you pity. 

“The only reason you’re a Slytherin is because of your family. They must be embarrassed by you.” Pansy pulled your gaze back to her and away from Draco. You were pushed back against the table, Pansy only a step away while she sneered. “Too coward to tell him to his face? Or did you not want to be rejected to your ugly rotten-” Pansy continued, leaning closer with each word making you lean back away from her before she was cut off. 

“Leave her alone Parkinson. You’ve done enough.” Draco explained pulling her away from you. You tried to let out the breath you were holding, but a sob took its place making you cover your mouth. “Y/N…” Draco trailed turning back to you, but all you could do was run out the door. 

You managed to avoid him the entire day, switching seats with people so you wouldn’t get stuck sitting next to him. You even begged Hermione to let you hide out in the Gryffindor common room, although you know you could’ve asked someone from the other houses and they would’ve helped. You managed this until the winter holiday, somehow keeping it a secret from Snape that you hadn’t been sleeping in the Slytherin dorms, but the truth came out when he came to get everyone the morning they were leaving and realized you weren’t in your dorm. You didn’t care, knowing you’d have the common room to yourself the entire holiday anyway. 

You spent the morning taking your things from the Gryffindor common room back into the Slytherin one with Hermione’s help and you thanked her for letting you stay with her. You wished you could’ve hung out with her during the break, but since she was going home you were going to be stuck with your thoughts instead. You threw yourself onto your bed before everyone left, staring up at the ceiling in thought. There was no denying that you were still thinking about what happened with Draco. You felt stupid now that you thought about the letter that was probably somewhere in the garbage. With a groan you shoved your face into your pillows, letting everyone’s footsteps be the only thing you heard and thought about, drifting off to the white noise it created. 

When you woke up it was because of the sun shining directly into your face from the window. With half the day gone you knew everyone was long gone by now, and you finally found the courage to leave your room. Grabbing your toothbrush you spread toothpaste on it before shoving it in your mouth, brushing silently while you walked into the common room. Humming to yourself you walked over to the fireplace and grabbed your wand, turning it on while you continued brushing. You left out a sigh when you realized you’d have to go back to the restroom sooner than you thought to finish brushing your teeth. You let your hips sway slightly as you continued to hum, and the sound of a stifled laugh caused you to spin around. 

“Draco!” You breathed out, seeing the boy sitting at the table with a smirk on his face. You couldn’t help but blush while he looked you up and down, toothpaste dribbling out the corner of your mouth from when you spoke.

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