Hello there, gorgeous.

Cassie/24/ Nightshift Trauma IMU RN at a level 1 Trauma center

[rose-clementine]

[chubbycattumbling]

Her name is Smoothie and she is beautiful!!!! Look her up on social media!

HAPPY CATURDAY!

[changan-moon]

chinese snuff bottle via 丨鶴廬丨

[kickimoraaa]

Lavender Shortbread with Fruits, Flowers, and Herbs

[cur-sed]

[milestellers]

[thatcurlyhurdgirl-blog]

I will reblog this everyday

[babyanimalgifs]

I love this video

[nerdyveganrunner]

“too much garlic” is a myth other flavors invented so that we’d care about them

[shortvideosandstuff]

[so-doggone-funny]

Dog teaching baby to jump

[sadwhore04]

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

[geckomun]

My house now

[lemon-ly]

2017 goals

wear cute clothes

be more mysterious (?)

make at least 1 person fall in love w me

do what i want

[pepperandpals]

Me, all the time.

[grace--upon--grace]

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[alexexotic]

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

[dawwwwfactory]

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

[thewickedavatar]

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

[swedit]

That escalated quickly.