Golly Gee Fuck

stylish art thief my favorite gender. Coffee, 25, aroace nonbinary. he/they/she.

[lisutarid-a]

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Ezekiel Jones - World Class Thief

Bonus:

[insp]

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[hellenhighwater]

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

[coffeerhythm]

I wanted to play around with ellipsus's snippet feature and figured the opening three paragraphs of my wip for a Rhythm Thief/Justice League crossover would be a fun place to start.

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[coffeerhythm]

Personally victimized by a wild mint bush

[kimkhimhant]

I'm normal about neal caffrey

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[legendarykerfuffle]

natsume really has a time of it. "my grandmother grew up here i wonder what she was like" well you look just like your grandmother and she pissed off every yokai in the area if not terrified them, and they all want you to know about that. also that one yokai lady thinks your grandmother was really hot. and all the people in the area thought she was a weirdo. except for that tragic yuri moment.

the first time you hear anything about your grandfather is from a dragon and then the dragon just leaves.

[coffeerhythm]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF NEW SPYRO AND PERSONA 6, NOW IF RHYTHM THIEF COULD GET A SEQUEL OR SLY COOPER GET THE SPYRO/CRASH TREATMENT, I WOULD PROBABLY EXPLODE

[famylee83]

This man needs to be hunted for sport.

[gremlinzeeeeeero]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MADE HIMSELF ONE TOO

[noodles-and-tea]

:(

[betterthanbatman1]

Oh my

[spicy-apple-pie]

based on that one scene from Ghost Stories lol

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[coffeerhythm]

@littlewing-52 is getting a liveblog of my LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight playthrough

[coffeerhythm]

RDR2 and ARTHUR WHY OH WHY DO YOU KEEP LEAVING YOUR GUNS ON YOUR HORSE

[coffeerhythm]

I am so sick of these ungrateful bastards asking for yet ANOTHER seesaw after I've built them a PARK

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough