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He is Me, I am Him Completely unrelyable upload schedule <3

[coffeexxking]

INTRODUCTION POST

Greetings! You can call me Coffee or Fexx! I use He/It/ and any neo-pronouns. I'm Aroace! :D

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I'm trying to get into writing and expressing my opinions more often, as well as just being more active in the community and fandom I'm into. I have a hard time getting my brain to cooperate so it might take me forever.

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Current Hiper-fixation:

✨Squid Games✨

Fandoms I Like:

MCYT (QSMP, SBI 3/3)

TMNT

Undertale

Sonic

Voltron

Madoka Magica

My Hero Academia

One Peice

Doctor Who

Supernatural

Squid Games

Mouthwashing

Mlp

What I Will Do:

Character x reader, both Platonic and Romantic

Character x character,

What I Wont Do:

NSFW for any underage characters (I don't care if its fictional)

Incest, I don't care if they aren't related

Non-con, or Dubious-consent

Any characters or ships I really don't like

[coffeexxking]

Do you think that if Grace got into film in the PHM Universe he could have been their equivalent of Bill Nye?

I was looking at those old grainy photos of men just handing you particles/atoms and I firmly believe that is something he would do if given the chance.

just imagine classrooms of children all chanting “GRACE GRACE GRACE” in the same cult-y way we used to chant “BILL BILL BILL”

[anonymous-dentist]

Okay so it’s fall 2023, and Team Bolas is getting the shit beat out of them in Purgatory

It’s the early days, so the creators really aren’t having fun, and Cellbit in particular is out of character because he realized he’d have to rewrite his entire planned story/character arc because of Purgatory. He and Phil and Baghera are joking around- again, out of character to anyone with eyes or ears or a functioning brain cell- and one of them makes the joke “okay, dad” when Phil gives them tips for the game

It’s an hour later: the qsmp wiki has been defaced by people changing q!Cellbit’s relationships to have q!Philza as his dad, and Richarlyson’s to have Phil as his grandfather

This is insane, so I get the wiki admins to change it back via DMs (they’re also confused because there were no citations given for the relationship change)

q!Baghera, notably, is not listed as Cellbit or Phil’s family, but she as a character actually becomes mildly obsessed with q!Phil and treats him as a father figure (this happens after the ‘season two’ reboot in January 2024)

The next day, Cellbit the Creator makes fun of the people trying to force a found family thing with Phil and mocks the people messing with the wiki. Multiple people on Twitter say he’s wrong and that “he’ll learn”. Within minutes of his stream starting, the wiki has been defaced again. It takes days to get it changed back; the wiki staff are a bit less helpful this time

I myself AD start getting death threats over this. I’m forced to leave multiple discord servers over hostility about this. I have to turn off my inbox for almost a week

The wiki asks me to tell them who is messing with the wiki pages, I’m like “bro how should I know”. They won’t do anything unless they (the wiki owners and admins) can find out who is messing with stuff

It’s about this point iirc that an alternate wiki was starting to be put together because people were realizing that the qsmp wiki people were lowkey biased and bad at their jobs lol (no citations, etc)

Throughout all of purgatory, anyone opposing this ‘found family’ thing gets harassed to hell and back. People start replacing Wilbur in SBI with Cellbit and doing so very lazily; they erased q!Cellbit’s personality down to his nationality and basically just write c!Wilbur but rude and aggressive and usually unambiguously evil in some way (which is lowkey a xenophobic stereotype of Brazilian men)

To this DAY, if you try and say you don’t like the bolas found family dynamic or even, gasp, say it was a headcanon, to a certain group of fans, you will get your ass blasted into heaven by parasocial fans who can’t recognize the difference between canon and what they’d like to be canon

[wooferzbiscuit]

Yk im feeling. Really conflicted on qsmp 2

On one end, people are genuinely calling out quackity to the things he did and errors he's still doing WHICH ARE BAD THINGS AND I SUPPORT NONE OF WHAT HE DID, but on the other end this is the most happiest i've been this year so far. These past 4 weeks my suicidal thoughts have been acting up a lot and i almost did it one day, but the qsmp 2 announcement genuinely made me happy and seeing it in action is making me even more happy

I wouldn't say im parasocial, im wayy to self-conscious on how i view the streamers i like, but qsmp is overall really important to me buut i cant just ignore the things quackity did on qsmp 1 and the errors he's doing now

Man i hate this i just want to take a break from being depressed

[charikity]

idk i think that to criticize or hate content you don't consume the correct thing to do would be to use the negative/discourse tag and not the main tag right

[coffeexxking]

Pressea from QSMP2 <3 love her, her hamster skin is so cute

I continue to be awful at backgrounds but we ball o7

[thesmpisonfire]

Also, one more thing, and this is going to all the tags

DON'T FUCKING MAINTAG YOUR NEG POSTS AND DISCOURSE

For the last two years it was fine and cool bc it was not an active tag anymore. But now its different. We are making a new tag for it and y'all are still going to the new tag and posting discourse. Yeah okay i get it, you feel you're on a moral high ground over us people who wanna watch qsmp 2. We got it

But people are getting genuinely scared and feeling unsafe of talking about it and posting about it because people keep maintagging it. Just block the fucking tag and move on with your life. Use the correct 'qsmp 2 neg' tag. At least die on the hill you choose and ignore people who are interacting with it

Wanna argue and talk shit? Do it to me, i dont care, come over pop on anon and tell all the mean things you want, but dont do it on the main tag. Let people enjoy this if it brings comfort to them

[krispiebones]

Does anyone remember this chomper?

[coffeexxking]

Alastor redesign!!! Yay!!! :D

[Click Image For Better Quality]

More deer-like [Legs, Hands, Fur Pattern, and Obligatory Tail]

Curly Hair [Like his human version]

Only 3-4 Reds Used [Unlike the egregious 6, Trust me I checked]

More Time-Period Accurate Suit [Aside from Color, Maybe]

Altered Microphone [Stabby-Antlers, Rose vine at the bottom to hint at his "deal" with Rose]

Green Monocle, Not Red

Darker skin [His human skin, His OG demon skin I used for lighter parts of his fur under the suit]

White Iris to Mimic His Death Scene ["Deer in Headlights" Look, Also Absolutely Hated the Red on Red Eyes]

He's Actually Red, Not Pink-Red, RED

Permanently Malnourished [Can never be full because It's his "Punishment" in hell - aka a reason he's a stick]

Dw none of my other redesigns are gonna be this skinny [Except some of the other cannibals]

Dimples <3

I have sooo many headcanons of this guy! Or atleast my version.

If you have an questions about him please ask! I'd love to trade Headcanons with other people! Or just tell me what you think of my design!

FUR PATTERN UNDER THE CUT!!!

[coffeexxking]

MYTH OF THE MACHINE SPOILERS

MICKEY??? MICKEY??? WHAT THINE HELL DID YOU DO MICKEY??? BRO.

[coffeexxking]

Love these two <3.

[coffeexxking]

No context for this just Cuphead being mentally unwell.

Bonus +

Love them they're so stupid <3.

[spongecakery]

Sorry OSWALD IS TOO HARD TO DRAW. Someone teach me. I cant. i only did characters with colored refs, so when more of those come out i’ll add onto this!! 🥹

until then, feel free to fill out 👀…? If u wnat… mahbe…. 👀…. 👀……. 👀👀👀👀…….

also, if this is really shitty its bc its my first time making a ship chart, feel free to give some tips!!! 🥹🥹🥹

[coffeexxking]

Did one of these things! T'was actually kinda fun! even added some of my own bits like the platonic one.

Thank you for the ship chart <3

[coffeexxking]

I need gacha reactions of Iron lung flipping YESTERDAY

I need this film injected into my veins oml it was so good <<<333

[coffeexxking]

Ngl I’d be down for Invisigal x Robert, but ONLY if she got therapy first, woman is NOT ready for a relationship right now especially since the man’s mental health is in hell and he needs the damn therapy too.

Though my yuri comes first, Invisigal x Blonde Blazer my beloved. <3

[coffeexxking]

I realized I may have been hating on Invisigal a bit too much and I feel the need to clarify that I don't hate her

My dislike isn't for her personality or anything, and it isn't really because she's childish, almost ALL the characters are childish in some way so it would be really hypocritical of me to dislike her because of that.

My grievance against her Is mostly that she doesn't really receive consequences for her actions and when she does she acts like a victim? And the fact that she keeps sexually assaulting Robert because he was nice to her.

This is less on her though and more on the game itself for being so casual about the SA.

Lemme explain:

In the game Robert gets SA'd by three different people, Invisigal [obviously], Malevola [what the fuck lady], and Phenomaman.

Also YES kissing without explicit or implied consent is SA

Phenomaman assaults Robert by picking him up and kissing him without his consent. Now I understand that he doesn't understand that it's an issue but he still needs consequences so that he learns he shouldn't DO that.

I know that Robert is more surprised than bothered in this scene, but I still feel like he should have said something like-

"Uh- yeah- maybe don't do that without asking, man, kinda weird"

Including a line like that would have fixed it, keep the funny-haha surprise of the kiss while pointing out that doing that is wrong.

Invisigal sexually harasses Robert almost every time you interact with her if you give her even a sliver of attention, and in the locker room when she forces herself onto Robert you can even see him try to push her away before you can even make the option to reject her or continue.

Now I get her misinterpreting his kindness for attraction considering the life she had before, but shoving him against the wall and kissing him while your invisible is fucking weird, and to keep going after he tries to shove her away the first time??? Insane work.

Now in my play though I didn't get this scene, I went for a completely platonic route, and it was pretty easy [Aroace in me clutched that]. But the fact that I HAD to be nice to her the whole time even when I really didn't want to just to avoid that shit is insane from a writing perspective.

Malevola on the other hand has no excuses for grabbing Roberts crotch twice while he was vulnerable, what the fuck woman what is wrong with you??? That scene was so fucking unnecessary???

If they needed her to surprise him with a touch they could of had her pinch him! or shove him hard enough to stumble not whatever THAT shit was.

I know I only ever talked about Invisigal when I complained about this before and that was my bad, she was just the most prominent example in my mind at the time because of how heavily the game leans into her.

They all have redeeming quality's, but the lack of consequences for the SA in this game really tanks these characters for me, to the point that I like Flambae more than her, and that motherfucker tried to kill Robert.

Cause at least Flambae has had consequences every time he does something, the water/alcohol at the bar, the food with waterboy, getting doused and made fun of when he tries to kill Robert.

And it's not like his anger Isn't justified either, we cut his damn fingers off and took his tooth/burnt his eyebrows. The attempted murder Isn't okay by any means, but it's understandable, he even comes around and apologizes [or tries to, I don't think he's capable of doing that without making it sound like an insult].

He did it with a punch but I think that's a little okay considering the finger thing.

Basically I'd like her more If she didn't sexually harass/assault Robert all the time, or at least got punished for it every time like Flambae. [same with the other characters like Malevola and Phenomaman].

[coffeexxking]

Alright, now into my issues with the HR nightmare that is Invisigal.

[I had to take medication that makes me loopy for an allergy because I accidentally ate something I shouldn't have, so forgive me if this is incoherent]

And no this isn't about the sex jokes, I couldn't care less about them, it's the explicit sexual harassment toward Robert.

From watching him strip down without his knowledge or consent, continuously making sexual innuendos about him, constantly sneaking up to him in a vulnerable position [without clothes: Blazers office in ep 2, the bathroom in ep 4], Telling him straight to his face that she had a wet dream about him in the bathroom, and asking him if he masturbates in the mechsuit.

Now to be fair, she isn't the only one that either comes onto him or makes sex jokes about him, the Z-Team has made plenty of inappropriate jokes about him and Blond Blazer has also come onto him in ways she shouldn't have [ex: The billboard in ep 1, Her office in ep 2].

The difference is she does it All. The. Time.

Telling him that shes wet from seeing him almost naked without his consent, forcing him to pick a doughnut so that she would do her job and then immediately making sex innuendos toward him, cornering him in the bathroom and causing him to hurt himself when he was pulling GLASS SHARDS out of his chest to tell him she had a wet dream about him and then imply that she wanted to have sex with him [and I'm pretty sure was the MENS bathroom so she shouldn't have be there at all], and at the bar telling the bouncer that he's "the biggest perv in LA" despite every potential inappropriate interaction they've had has been HER FAULT.

She also hurts him on several occasions, Punching him in the face and making his nose bleed for calling her out on her behavior at the doughnut shop that caused her to fail the mission, the bathroom scene with the glass, punching him for thanking them for being nice???

If their genders were swapped she either would have been fired or even arrested for her behavior.

[Edit: In case it wasn't clear, It's still sexual harassment no matter what gender, I was just trying to use what our society has set up as an example]

Shes extremely immature for a woman who's supposed to be 27

I don't hate her, I just really don't like the way she acts like a child pretending to be an adult by making a sex joke every 5 seconds and then throwing a temper tantrum every time shes told something she doesn't like.

I liked the scene inside the bar and the food they got afterward even when she made sex jokes cause it didn't feel like she was trying to force her way into his pants, I wish we got more of that then the character that I would slap a restraining order on in the first 5 seconds of meeting her.