kissing is so underrated, I could just lie in bed and kiss all day

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kissing is so underrated, I could just lie in bed and kiss all day
Me *loves being submissive* : I’ll do whatever you want 😈🍆💦 Him: Come over and suck my dick now boy. Me and my defiant ass: I got shit to do suck ya own dick!!!!
hey also just a quick post to say that while we’re celebrating Pride month we need to remember and honour the victims of last year’s Pulse attack. on June 12th it’ll be a year since it happened, and i haven’t seen any posts about it on my dash yet and i feel like it’s important to talk about it
don’t forget about it and don’t forget it happened on Latin Night and most of the victims were latinx
guys really do not appreciate girls who love them at all…when beyonce said what a wicked way to treat the girl that loves you she was talking about all men
Wow that’s a bit sexist.
You’re really going to come for me when you have a homestuck icon in 2017?
current emotion: I need money
i love the fact that like… if you wanted to you could throw a chair… stool…. lamp… medium sized houseplant… even a lightweight table…. theres nothing physically stopping you from throwing furniture around, only social constructs and your own cowardice.
Don’t! Hurt! Your! Plants! They love and trust you all they are doing is being cute and green and making oxygen for your sorry ass to breathe
they dont “love” me or “trust” me. they know im a bastard and i know they are too and both of us are fully prepared for the day one of us kills the other
the ocean is homophobic
the ocean is a femme lesbian…show her some respect
THEN SHE NEEDS TO STOP KEEPING ME AWAY FROM MY GF
SHE CAN NEVER SEE HER WIFE, THE MOON, EVER AGAIN SINCE THE EARTH SEPARATED THEM. HAVE SOME SYMPATHY
OK………… VALID…..
lips: soft face: soft hair: soft heart: soft
lips: chapped face: oily hair: greasy heart: clogged
palms: sweaty knees: weak arms: heavy vomit: on his sweater already mom’s: spaghetti
Hair: Wack Gear: Wack Jewlery: Wack Footstance: Wack The way that he talks: Wack Way he doesn’t even like to smile: Wack Me: Tight as fuck
You're such a fucking idiot. My sister is a marine biologist and works with sharks. She's an expert in the field. She knows what a fucking shark feels like. And it's not smooth. Although, I'd be happy to pass along some new information to her, if you're willing to provide some credentials. Where did you actually study sharks? And no, conveniently having "felt one" "a few seconds ago" when you're tweeting doesn't count.
We have the same sister and she told me you’re full of shit and I’m right.
If this aint the truth
Ariana Grande has offered to pay for all 22 funerals for the victims who lost their lives. She individually FaceTimed the fans that were injured in the hospital. She donated a million dollars of the two million dollar goal to a donation page. She’s planning to return to Manchester for a benefit concert in which all proceeds will be donated to the victims and their families. Yet people still hate her because she licked a doughnut and said “she hates America.” This woman is an angel and I admire her so much.
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
his composure is just everything I aspire to be
OMG IT’S BACK!
CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG
Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.
FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.
THIS is how you deal with terrorists
Even if you go down you did it with dignity.
You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.
U don’t fuck with the Queen
His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.
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cold one, never cracked
remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots
hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book
Yeah.
Don’t Like That
i have never read a better onion article than this
it’s TOO real
Can we talk about this?!
HEY remember in WWII when Jewish people were fleeing Germany and the USA put a quota on how many Jewish immigrants they would accept because they were worried there were too many Jewish people coming over to the USA???
Reminder that the USA has always been fucking garbage to immigrants and basic humanity
Please spread I haven’t seen this in the news still! I’ve literally had to tell people about it and they didn’t believe me!