[colakills]

hello, we're the cherry cola collective, also called cola kills or AL. you can call us whatever. we use he/him pronouns. please feel free to ask who's fronting. most of the time it'll be our host, paul ( @schizosusie ), or victor ( @cadavar ) but if we're making original posts on this blog, it's someone else.

the slenderverse headmates have a sideblog @bulletcasing and isaiah has a sideblog @funeralvenues

note: anti-endos, radqueers, and zionists probably won't want to interact with us, we will probably block you if we catch you.

TAG SYSTEM:

#! -> original posts

#? -> asks

#; -> art

#blorbos from my disorder -> posts about us

#hall of fame -> good posts to keep around

[colakills]

blog is getting abandoned for a bit. may be back someday. go follow @hermitcraft-8

[parkchanwoohoo]

“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

[shitacademicswrite]

i thought maybe this was fake, but there’s even a citation!

Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejong’s Reign (1404), February 8.

[delphinidin4]

Happy 618th anniversary of the day King Taejong fell from his horse!

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Apparently the recorders were really intense about this. We have a record of King Taejong complaining about a recorder who followed him on a hunt in disguise and another who eavesdropped on him behind a screen. No one was allowed to see the records, even the king (one king did and killed five men based on what was written there, after which they took greater care to ensure it would never happen again), and changing the content or disclosing it was a capital punishment. Even when there were rival political factions trying to influence the writers, they wrote down what was a revision and what wasn’t and kept an original version with no revisions in it.

They also made sure to back up their data. They made four copies of it, then when three copies were lost in the Imrim Wars they decided to make five more copies just in case. One copy was destroyed in a rebellion, another was partially damaged in an invasion, and Japan stole one copy during their occupation and moved it to Tokyo University, where it was mostly destroyed in the Kanto Earthquake (47 books remained and were returned to South Korea in 2006). Now the whole thing is digitized, free on the internet, and translated into modern Korean for all to see.

It took centuries of meticulous recorders, justifiably paranoid copiers, absolutely determined historians, and painstaking infrastructure for this joke to be possible. Happy 618th anniversary to the day King Taejong fell from his horse.

[anonymous-ivplay]

Happy 619th anniversary to the day King Taejong fell from his horse!

[gumy-shark]

t4t? oh no i think you misunderstood me. i said tnt. we’re going to explode you. with a bomb

[agentwaffle]

Why can't it be both? Why can't 2 trans people in love explode me?

[gumy-shark]

im cis and aroace

[skellulite]

Not too big of a fan of puppeteers

[hairscare]

sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night

[autisticlalna]

hello everyone . i am rigged to detonate

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[corrodedparadox]

3am

[thedickcavettshow]

Daily schedule:

Wake up on the problematic side of the bed

Eat a harmful breakfast

Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals

Attend narcissistic classes

Watch an irredeemable movie

Listen to offensive music

Eat a cancelled dinner

Go to sleep derogatorily

Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up

[malibuklaus]

[moniquill]

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

[65823094723597280348-deactivate]

[stsebastiens]

finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

[kaijutegu]

It was stupid good. So good in fact that the bbc filmed a version and put it on dvd when it debuted. I bought that dvd after I saw the show and put it up on the Internet Archive. The audio is not great but the dancing is spectacular. Ever see a pas de deux around an anatomical dissection? You will.

[furrypowerurbandope]

[dubioushonour]

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

Congratulations! The 4th dimension exists and you are their FAVORITE blorbo. The tags you got are from the most popular, most influential fanfic starring you. How are you feeling?

this is the best possible outcome for me

this is pretty good

this is fine. i guess.

this is terrible actually

they're assassinating my character

i'm suing the fourth dimension

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2025

[colakills]

it's occurred to me no one's posted on or rbed anything to this blog all day. huh.

[colakills]

[colakills]

See I know I posted that on a platform where irls follow me but at the same time. I forgor

Sorry you had to find out about my tastes like that lmfao

You're fine it's objectively the funniest thing you could have put on there but also. Well. Smash