Mansplain, Manipulate, Malewife

Father of one long son. his name is Ulysses toastwater gray. He/Him

[colbeyjack]

Shirt I found at the thrift

[colbeyjack]

The mediocre part 2

[strange-aeons]

I need a cheeseless breadless grilled cheese sandwich

[strange-aeons]

What if this video was about a witch and a cat in the alps or some shit

[last-iso-quorra]

[colbeyjack]

Rejoice once more, he is 4

[by-any-other-name]

[colbeyjack]

Obligatory halloween posting

[apolladay]

Never take him from me Tumblr. I love him 🥺

[colbeyjack]

Obligatory pumpkin head post.

[colbeyjack]

Haven't posted a doll in a while. Haven't customized any. Got back into it though, this is Cypress Bloom.

[peoplevsbirds]

Shot

Chaser

[the-muppet-joker]

[Muffled Screaming from Muppet Superhell]

[utasau]

HE FUCKING DIED

[bewarethecircles]

Trump, Musk. Listen to me. Mutual combat is legal in Washington State. There is a lovely arena called Lumen Field with plenty of space and plenty of seating. I will personally negotiate a deal with First & Goal Inc, the current owners of Lumen Field, to host the event of the century.

Take as many drugs as you can beforehand, pack as many weapons as you can, face your ex in one on one combat and kill him to prove your masculine superiority. Everyone will be so impressed when you win. Come on. You know you want to do it. Everyone in the world will be watching and they will all think you are so cool. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him

[shed-some-light]

a collection of my favorite tags about the new pope that i've seen.

[shed-some-light]

same post now brought to you with alt text for every image!

[imtheflu]

This is a little welcome home fanart I made a while ago! I don't think I ever posted it here!

I learned how to make puppets thanks to this little yellow fella! Say hi to Yogurt

Here is Yogurt making Wally in 3D

[boviform]

[texas-bbq-pringles]

no new pope call that a nope