“Never In Life Have I Blushed.”

Jamie. He/him🏳️‍⚧️ 32. A harmless little freak who loves putting characters in situations and making fictional pretty men cry. On AO3 at cold_blooded_jelly_doughnut. Icon created by @birdclowns (go look at my fiancé’s art 🔪)

[socialistexan]

Harry Potter fans (derogatory)

[hollanov-ann]

[boitterfly]

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

[saiintval]

Clothing studies w neily boy

(Fathers daughter the genius work of @blurratic everyone clap)

[cup-of-milktea]

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

[knownqueerbaiter]

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

[smokingrozanov]

Goddd I love how suave & cool Ilya tries to be in their first hookup. Ohhh Hollander let me push you up against a wall & kiss you 😏 oh let’s both take our shirts off 😏 here let me put my thumb in your mouth 😏 bet you’ve never had an experience like th— WAITWAITWAITWAIT DONT SUCK ME I’LL CUM WAIT—

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

[homoeroticjunoincident]

the best thing a fictional man can be is having the worst time of his life

[lavenderprose]

Do you ever think about Ilya charging to the back of the bus and throwing all of his and Shane's shit into that weird three seater row and making it very clear that it is The Hollanders' Space as he drags Shane into it with him and Shane rolls his eyes (But only because he's in on the joke--if Ilya stopped doing this, he'd be devastated) and the Cens (jokingly) are like, "Why do you get to sit there every time," and Ilya starts holding up fingers like, "First of all, I am the Captain. Secondly, this is married teammates privilege. When you are married to another NHL player, you come talk to me. Third, this row is for best players in the league, so when any of you motherfuckers get VIP trophy--" and that's when the throwing starts.

And it's often enough that Shane falls asleep with his head on Ilya's shoulder or lap, because Shane conks out on most forms of transportation. They've all been on a bus or plane or even in a car with Hollzy while he was snoozing by now. Ilya teases him about it constantly, something about a Pavlovian reaction, something about Shane being a colicky baby, and the Cens don't really ask because it seems like married people business.

It's also married people business that sometimes Hollander lays there in his usual slump in Ilya's lap with the addition of a blanket pulled up over his head. The assumption is that he's having a migraine or some sensory issue. And that's generally the case. If someone ventures back there and notices that Shane's under the blanket, Ilya rarely acknowledges whoever's wandered to the back of the bus, but he's usually sitting there on his phone or sometimes even staring out the window with his hand on the mound of Shane's head, and it's kind of cute, actually, the way he accommodates for his husband.

And nobody ever realizes that Shane is laying there with Ilya's cock in his mouth, letting the world narrow down to the weight of his husband on his tongue and the sensation of Ilya's fingers curling along the curve of his ear from overtop the blanket, the occasional twitches of Ilya's mostly soft cock against the roof of his mouth, the comfort of Ilya's breath sounds. The sweet surprise when Ilya, occasionally, when he's not too tired and his medication is cooperating, does get hard--and then the floaty, happy satisfaction when Ilya comes gently and softens again, nobody any the wiser, and Shane's stomach warm.

Anyway. Do you ever think about that?

[scartafacci]

[my-dailydreams]

[aenigmatica]

computer show me shane hollander getting shotgunned and then drooling on it computer hello

[cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut]

No thoughts, only my parents’ new puppy 🐶 🐾

[shanehollandered]

shane hollander appreciation week // day six → a song that reminds me of him and i’m afraid, oh, don’t let it find me but you can't outrun yourself, you’ll see and i’m powerless, oh, don’t remind me

[deedala]

green as in envy // green as in growth

[fuckrozanov]

before the tuna meltdown when ilya says “i’m not done with you” and shane assumes he means sex which yes obviously that’s part of it but he’s also thinking like. we have never watched a movie together so i picked one out. you’ve never fallen asleep with your head on my chest and i was hoping maybe you would. i want to know what your voice sounds like first thing in the morning. i want to know if you steal the blankets. if you sleep on your stomach or your side. if you would wake up hard against my hip and let me kiss you before either of us has brushed our teeth. i have never seen your face in the morning sun. i have never watched you stand barefoot in my kitchen, half-awake, looking around like you’re trying to understand what kind of life i have when you’re not around. i’m not done with you yet because there’s still so much to know.