septuple capricorn

she/her ● 30 something ● gayy ● minors DNI

[389]

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[wizardarchetypes]

was at the corner store getting a few snacks and a 7 year old with a single packet of two poptarts struck up a conversation with me while I was choosing between Chex mix flavors. weighed in on the flavors. They continued to follow me through the store all the way to checkout and stood there talking to me at the register so the cashier thought they were my kid and I finally said “are you possibly hoping for someone to buy those poptarts” and they pulled out a WAD of cash and said “nope just talking to ya.”

absolutely enchanting child no notes

[wizardarchetypes]

energy of an 85 year old who got freaky friday’d tbh

[shaythey]

Some Obi-wans to try new brushes!

[robyn-runestone]

I hope this picture of a quetzal makes your day at least a little bit better :)

[musicisthetranslationofasoul]

its goTS A FUZZY HEAD!!!!!

[xenobotanist]

The Resplendent Quetzal: a birb

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[coldhardbinch]

Me: my nine to five is cuttin' open old scars, ya know?

Wife: yeah

Wife: .....

Wife: is that a fall out boy lyric

[daily-weasel]

[mammalidentifier]

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

[professorsparklepants]

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

[feminist-space]

[official-lucifers-child]

the wemther brothers

[black-salt-cage]

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

[deertush]

[aflairformisadventures]

the last of the real ones // fall out boy

[coughloop]

Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"

[kushblazer666]

[ashbur-deactivated20250915]

[sithprincex]

Donate to Help Me Survive & Get to Germany , organized by AJ Rodriguez

Hi my name is AJ/Luna, and I'm 32 years old, and a Chicanx nonbinary lesbian. I am disa… AJ Rodriguez needs your support for Help Me Survive

Okay hi so i made a GFM so i can raise money to move continents to be with the love of my life, and as well as ease some of the financial burden that helping my mom get through unemployment has caused me.

Please share and consider donating.

My goal is $5,000.

[solsticelosthermind]

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

[ilovefredjones]

hehehe

[sithobi-deactivated20170226]

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