thrillhouse

28. most things I say irl are simpsons quotes

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

Before hooking up with someone tell them “i’m… kinda weird down there. Like… you know in a lord of the rings type of way” and then refuse to elaborate

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

my shit glow when orcs are near

[feel-like-expl0sions]

chasing cars by snow patrol really hits harder everytime i listen to it like,, what if i DID just lay here???? would u lie with me and just forget the world??????? please???????????

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*disappointed caveman at the club voice* i guess me just thought it something else

[drizzledrawings]

I love when platonic love and romantic love is so blurred that it doesn’t even matter anymore. All that matters is the devotion that’s there, the unwavering devotion

[greatmolassesflood]

[moondrunklesbian-deactivated202]

You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad

[moondrunklesbian-deactivated202]

This post is cancelled, I have found a new book and everything is all right again

[moondrunklesbian-deactivated202]

By Talos this cannot be happening

[ryanlewisandclark]

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

[ryanlewisandclark]

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

[disgustinggf]

[irreparableinnocence]

Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding

[ivynightshade]

[text id: i am too little, and too much, and never enough.]

fatima aamer bilal, excerpt from moony moonless sky’s ‘i am tired of making a religion out of my suffering’.

[nero-neptune]

“Who the fuck does Ang Lee think he is, man?”

KNOCKED UP (“Brokeback Mountain” Deleted Scene) | 2007 | dir. Judd Apatow

[transarsonist]

he was so right for this tbh

[girlbi-deactivated20220618]

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

[starrylysaa]

[buttchan]

[ukulelekatie]

[puddox]

[imsupposedtobestudying-whoops]

🗡That will depend on the manner of your return 🏹

[disgustinggf]

wanting and needing and yearning and longing and desiring and pining and craving btw. if u even care

[goddessoftheblackcoast]

skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania

[daggersdawn]

wonder why it’s called that

[lrgcarter]

This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it’s called Romania because there were once Romans there.

[jayssgatsby]

“What about the mediocre/average Gatsby” Gatsby WAS mediocre Nick was just gay