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One Nice Bug Per Day
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macklin celebrini has autism
izzy's playlists!
trying on a metaphor
sheepfilms
Jules of Nature
cherry valley forever
JVL
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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official daine visual archive
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing
thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore
hey if you are 14-17 It does get better you are just in your caterpillar goop era
Also sometimes the goop era lasts a little longer than other people's goop
Reporting in just 6 weeks shy of 50 years-old: You will re-goop several times in your life, often emerging with different wings and maybe even different skills. You're gonna be okay.
Fuck I needed to hear this today.
There's many goops but things do generally get better with each goopening. Especially that first one.
jonathan harker on may 12th: i witnessed with abject terror as the count descended the sheer stone wall of the castle face first as a lizard would. the unmitigated horror of the spectacle haunts my waking hours like an inescapable nightmare. this man or this thing shall surely be my undoing.
jonathan harker on may 15th: saw the old bastard do the crawling trick again and honestly fuck him it's not even that impressive i don't even care anymore i hope he falls.
Because everyone keeps asking about it.
These Bastards are available as prints, cards and postcards over on RedBubble.
I’ve had a go at making stickers out of these and it’s bloody horrendous. So I hope you all can suffice with prints for now.
Please also have a look over on my INPRNT store for more artwork x
Rude Raven ‘Fuck off’ has been retired and replaced with Rude Raven no. 16 aka AHHHHHHHHHHHH
"go to hell" is basic. "i hope your favourite AO3 work gets deleted." is smart. its possible. its terrifying.
CAL KESTIS meets LUKE SKYWALKER and it goes exactly as you’d expect 🫢
So I headcanon Eddie as Jewish and I think that once the kids graduate and no more crazy shit happens in Hawkins, Steve follows Robin to whatever college she wants to go to, and Eddie follows Steve. Probably a big city like Chicago or Boston or New York.
Eddie scours the city for Jewish delis, ordering a bagel with lox or pastrami on rye at every one, wanting to find the best. It’s at one of these delis that he meets a bunch of older Jewish women looking for a mahjong player. See Rose just moved to Boca because the winter is bad on her knees so they need a new fifth and Eddie’s a Nice Jewish Boy and he likes games so he offers to join them.
Turns out he’s not that good at it. It doesn’t hold his attention like D&D while also moving too fast for him to follow. He’s too indecisive about hands, trying to switch late in the round.
But Steve… Steve LOVES mahjong. Steve is good at mahjong.
Cut to every Thursday night, Steve going off to Diane or Sylvie’s house to play mahjong with a bunch of old ladies. They adore Steve and how sweet he is, always helping them clean up the tiles and get to their cars.
“And he’s so handsome, isn’t he Ruth? If he weren’t dating Eddie, he’d be perfect for my granddaughter. Such a mensch.”
Because they know about Eddie and Steve. It’s easy to see when you know what to look for and Sarah and Ruth have been roommates since 1967.
So they play and gossip and eat snacks and exchange recipes. Steve asks for creative meals during Passover since he’s got a picky eater. They assume it’s one of the kids he babysits. It’s actually Eddie.
Just give me Steve hanging out with cool old ladies, being a little bitchy, eating rugelach, and taking Eddie out to dinner on his winnings.
the hardest lines ALWAYS come from fanfics and I stand by this
(credit to the authors!! I can't remember where exactly they all came from but if u recognise their work pls tag them :) they deserve way more recognition!!)
- JUST REDISCOVERED some of them are from The Art Of Burning by hella1975 which is an EXTREMELY amazing ongoing atla rewrite/canon divergence fic following zuko (also zukka but it hasn't quite happened yet) and everyone should read it - numbers 3, 4,5 and 9 to be exact
-The klance one (number 2) I'm pretty sure (but I may be wrong) is from either Just static by Jessadilla or never saw you coming by dimpleforyourthoughts (both are masterpieces)
- The batman one (number 8) is from Nature and Nurture by lurkinglurkerwholurks
- number 7 is a merthur fic called tell me every terrible thing you ever did (and let me love you anyway) by Stardustwrites17 (the quote is also originally from a poem by Sade Andria Zabala or Edgar Allen poe apparently)
- number 1 is another merthur fic, called Destiny Ordered You To Die, But I Willed You To Live by ironfamjam
- number 10 is from a steddie fic called let me know (everythings alright) by bexiguess (had too dig deep to find this one - the stranger things phase last summer was no joke 😭)
ALSO there is now a part 2 !! (which I swear is better organized)
Wayne, talking to Steve: Eddie was raised by racoons
Eddie: oh no not again
Wayne: I found him digging around in my garbage can and decided to take him in as my own
Eddie: Waaayne
Wayne: he still yearns for the trash
M’Baku + sass
the humanity of the AIDS crisis: the ward by gideon mendel
colorized by me
THE LITTLE MERMAID (2023) Teaser Trailer
Here’s some history behind one of America’s favorite breakfast foods!
Note: There are also different myths/stories of how bagels came to be which are pretty interesting to read too!
Sources: The Book of Jewish Food: An Odyssey from Samarkand to New York. The Bagel: the Surprising History
of a Modest Bread.
Dani Ishai Behan
Jewish Pride Always
The Church: (Bans Jewish people from baking bread with the bullshit bigoted claim that baked bread is “Too good” for Jewish people)
Jewish People: (Create the single best bread-based food ever that is better than the bread the church wouldn’t let them bake in every way)
The body of Christ got nothing on bagels.
Sometimes I think about the line "Dear gravity, you held me down in this starless city" and remember that I fucking love fob so much because these lyrics are chefs kiss
Adding “Tiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media prescence was nuked with the sole exception of their egg-laying kink spotify playlists” to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys.
you CANNOT leave out the part where he wore a huge solid septum piercing because he’s a twink and can’t grow a Hitler mustache
EH?
this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip
As a former buzzfeed stannie, seeing Quinta thrive and conquer is so invigorating, i feel like im watching an acquaintance from school make it big time
