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Happy take your muscles on a date to the gym day
Did you know.. every time someone tags this as “i’m gay” the stronger I become
THIS POST IS 1 YEAR OLD 😱😱
HEY GAYS WE MADE IT
TOO GAY TO STAND
Channel your gayness into her muscles!
CHANNEL THE FULL POWER OF THE GAY
ICONIC
George is savage and its one of my favourite scenes
honestly one of the greatest episodes in television history
Y'all better be drinking water.
Every month is knife month if you’re not a lil bitch
I love D&D. Like, a lot. Really it was only a matter of time before I made something related to it, and here we are, just in time for Valentines Day. And of course I had to make a bunch of LGBT flavoured versions as well because A) well duh, and B) the pride flag colour schemes are awesome.
As always, if you want to get any of the above as a gift for yourself your loved ones this year, they’re available in their own collection over at my Redbubble store.
If you want a pride flag colour or any other colour scheme that I haven’t done, hit me up and I’ll make it~!
unfollow me if you’re mean to robots
what about if I want to kiss robots
follow me please
Okay I know we always go on about Marvel’s uncanny casting ability.
But if you thought they were the only ones, let me draw your attention to this man:
Viggo Mortensen, aka Aragorn son of Arathorn, aka Sexiest Ranger in Middle Earth
would hike, often for more than a day, to remote filming locations, in costume, for the sake of authenticity
was the best swordsman Bob Anderson (swordsmaster/instructor for LotR, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc) says he has ever trained
occasionally writes poetry (more book!canon than film!canon but um hello)
does all his own stunts
lived all over and speaks about 23940209384 languages
you know that scene at the end of Fellowship when he’s fighting the Uruk-hai? And one throws a dagger at him and he hits it away with his sword? Yeah, the guy who threw it was supposed to miss, but accidentally threw it directly at Viggo. Who just casually Aragorned and hit it away.
They actually cast Aragorn to play Aragorn
Can I just add a few things?
Would randomly give chocolates to the hobbits
According to John Rhys-Davis (aka Gimli), whenever you have a large cast, one or two actors will naturally become the leaders. Guess who ended up in that role.
Single-handedly convinced cast and crew to camp out to shoot a scene in the sunrise
Once hit a wild rabbit with his car by accident. Promptly stopped his car and went to see if the rabbit was dead, needed a vet or if the only merciful thing to do was to finish killing him. The rabbit was dead. Viggo realized he was hungry. So he took the rabbit, made a fire by the roadside and ate it.
According to cast and crew, sometimes you’d just see him disappear in the middle of the night and suddenly he’d come back with fish he’d caught
Had his sword with him at all times. Slept with once.
The best horse rider of the cast, hands down. Rides better than lots of pros, according to a horse trainer. Couldn’t bear to part with his horse at the end of the shooting, so he bough him. The next movie of his also involved horses, and he bought his horse in that one, too.
Knows how to survive in the wild. I’m not kidding.
Hand-stitched a few things in his costume for an authentic “I live away from civilization” Ranger feel. Also told the weapons department to make him a small bow because “Aragorn lives in the wild, he needs a hunting bow, or he’ll starve to death” - literally nobody else had thought about that. Also requested a small stone to sharpen his sword. Suggested that Aragorn would take Boromir’s arm guards after his death.
Speaking of hand-stitching, once he was touring Japan with a reporter for an article. Walked into a store, took a tshirt, bought it, cut off the print and hand-stitched it into the hat he was wearing. The reporter was going “?????????” the entire time.
Peter Jackson literally sometimes called him Aragorn by accident
Neither land nor women are territories of conquest
Let the record show that there is NO ONE on the couch. Aizawa is sleeping underneath only because he chooses to.
the duality of man
List of ancient beings on earth right now
Tommy Wiseau
Eric Andre
Keanu Reeves
This is Jeff Goldum erasure
Eric and Jeff are both like… Young immortals, a couple hundred years old
Keanu is a healthy fully formed immortal, a good 2-3 thousand years old
Tommy wiseau predates modern man, and has gone mad with eternity
in el tango de roxanne when the narcoleptic argentinian goes “ROOOOOOXANNE” and ewan mcgregor is like “WHYYYYY DOES MY HEART CRY” and the violins are just freaking out in the background that’s the most intense moment in film history
Mark Hamill speaking to fans at Oxford Union.
Y’all, I ain’t never seen a whole Star Wars film, but Mark Hamill? Is an actual Fucking Saint™️.
crested pigeons are just… so good… such sweet birbs…
look at this boy display for a pretty lady
the presentation. the finesse. the look of quiet resignation and disgust on the lady bird’s face that speaks to all women. I love these birds.
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i almost cried when i saw this for the first time
