My 75yo granny doesn’t leave our little town that often. She doesn’t have that much money (as the majority of seniors in our country), so she usually saves up for special occasions. Yesterday she was asked to bring her 4yo grandson to his parents in the near big city, so she, of course, took the opportunity.
She was kinda hungry after exploring, so she got into this restaurant that she’s heard about from all her friends and family (me myself eating there like 3 times). She knew it was quite expensive, but she was also sure the meal would be spectacular. Plus, there was no one else in there, so she knew she would have a nice calm lunch.
Of course, she went for one of the most expensive meals they had. Got a little beer with it and when she thought about it a little, she decided to ask the very nice waiter to give her a little shot of Republica because, honestly, why the fuck not.
So she got her meal and started eating. She was beyond satisfied because let’s face it, the restaurant is fuckin great, she was there alone, the waiter was absolutely amazing and nice to this old classy lady and she was having the time of her life. The only concern she had was that the chef kept kinda… peeking on her??? Basically every time she looked towards the kitchen the chef, looking quite distressed, was just fuckin staring at her. So she got a little nervous, like, what’s his deal, staring at an old lady? Is he a new chef? Is that a new item on the menu? Did they give me something bad?
But she finished her meal and asks for the bill. After paying the waiter asks her if everything was alright and she, as the sunshine lady she is, tells him that the meal was fantastic, that he was very nice to her, and that she was just there to enjoy a nice fancy day once in a year and she was not disappointed.
Now, the waiter deflated to half of his size and she said she’s never heard such a sigh of relief in her life.
“We thought you were a hygiene inspection this whole time.”
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