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Hello! I'm Sara. Writer, Reader, Multi-Fandom. AO3: TeamCalebMalphas

[hi-raethia]

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

[xenomorphique]

My personal favourite:

[caramelchaitea]

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[troythecatfish]

[i-am-a-fish]

I made this, please feel free to use

[i-am-a-fish]

I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it

today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.

it actually helped me a lot

[i-am-a-fish]

have some more

[teamcalebmalphas]

Guess who's back

[bloodraven55]

it never fails to surprise me how some people will simply take every single thing in a story at face value and assume that what the characters are saying or doing or thinking must always be true even when all of the context clues are screaming the opposite

[bloodraven55]

[frostedicebells]

“And I don’t think anybody should feel bad if they get diagnosed with a mental illness, ’cause it’s just information about you that helps you to know how to take better care of yourself.

“Being bipolar, there’s nothing wrong with it. Being bipolar is like not knowing how to swim. It might be embarrassing to tell people, and it might be hard to take you certain places. But they have arm floaties. And if you just take your arm floaties, you can go wherever the hell you want.

“And I know some of you are like, ‘But Taylor, what if people judge me for taking arm floaties?’ Well, those people don’t care if you live or die, so maybe who cares? Maybe fuck those people a little. I don’t know.”

Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022)

[miiilowo]

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

[miiilowo]

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

[feralfens]

the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"

"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"

I KID YOU NOT

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[transsorceress]

don't MAKE me turn this hero's journey around!

[altospaceangel]

Aww, is somebody still in “refusal of the call”?

[muffintonic]

#lmao how are you gonna turn around when the hero can never truly return home?

[cryptidcola]

it’s mothman’s birthday everyone say happy birthday mothman 🥳🎉

[cryptidcola]

mothman has been thotting it up in west virginia for 55 slutty, slutty years

[mlnmo]

"there should be a tumblr sexywoman" there are???? does glados, the queen from deltarune and lady dimitrescu mean nothing to you???

[mlnmo]

the criteria is different from the tumblr sexyman, but theres definitely tumblr sexywomen as a category in itself

[mlnmo]

tumblr sexyman: needs to be pathetic

tumblr sexywoman: needs to be murderous and/or unhinged

[catasters]

[deus-e]

Obsessed

[shroombenispalls]

Never loved a human being more.

[misinterpreted-alphabet-soup]

"Oh No I look incredible" 😂

[emilianadarling]

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

[oddballwaterfall]

I love little foreign confusion things like this

[love-buckybarnes]

[j-liz]

[beyfann]

13 years ago today, Pepsi’s Super Bowl commercial starring Beyoncé, BritneySpears, Pink & Enrique Iglesias was premiered. #PepsiGladiators

[beyondthescatteredwalls-deactiv]

Damn these were simpler times

[allisonpregler]

so lemme break this down

-lord caesar iglesias, who does not sing in this musical commercial, has captured britney spears, pink, and beyonce to battle it out gladiator style -our trio decides instead of fighting, they will instead rock so hard that the audience forgets about their battle to the death -their musical prowess is so damn powerful they rock the foundation of the earth and overthrow caesar iglesias along with his stash of ancient roman pepsi -beyonce, britney spears, and pink drink pepsi while the audience cheers -enrique iglesias is eaten by a lion

[hoomie]

Kendall Jenner could never >_>

[muzikalsiren]

y’all are overlooking the most important part of this ad. all of this centers around Queen’s “We Will Rock You”, with Brian May and Roger Taylor even making a split second cameo (Roger’s even playing a little drum!!)

truly the collab of the century

[the-real-skeletor]

Better than avengers endgame

[officialqueer]

This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

[officialqueer]

He just wants to be included!!

(He's got an Insta btw).

[krawdad]

[officialqueer]

This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.

[tiktoksnow]

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

[ittybittytittydiaries]

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

[jung-hooked]

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

[haileyhurts]

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

[yanderrre]

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

[haileyhurts]

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

[bassbabe]

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

[baguettegazette]

Same energy

[ficsinhistory]

this so precious

[spreadmorelove]

She reminds me of the grandpa that was so proud of how big his cauliflower grew !!! lemme find it

[spreadmorelove]

[sensitivelilghost]

always reblog galaxy grandma and cauliflower granddad