fortune's favored kupo

jordan (she/her) | "the sorrow of a thousand thousand worlds weighs heavy. and yet, you can walk on." | safiya vintner @ coeurl | i am never ever active here. i literally log on once a year, fill my queue, then log out. enjoy :)

[memeclassheroes]

[greywrenn]

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

[adamsmasher]

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

[optionalcausality]

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

[spookyboywhump]

Guy who never feels like his problems are “bad enough” to be taken seriously: what if I hurt the character so horrifically that everyone around them could not possibly deny the severity of their pain even if the character themself tries to downplay it.

[offshoreoilrig]

What jobs even exist

[dusturbutt]

Dark Knight, Gunbreaker, Viper, Dancer, Red Mage, Black Mage, Bard.... to name a few

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[oftlunarialmoon]

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[stupidpetface]

[nemfrog]

Cat, fiddle. The Latch key of my bookhouse. 1921. 

[saprophilous]

Exa commission 🤍

[sammiesweetheart]

[isawken]

june vision board

[write-on-world]

[tentacleteapot]

this could be the snart of something big

[saturnvs]

guiding light

[ratzinajar]

Norwegian Miku in Haugesund bunad : ) left drawing is a parody of Theodor Kittelsen's painting Kvitebjørn kong Valemon

[cardo-de-comer]

[glittercorpsps]

To spend eternity with you.