* DIDNT / KILL .

it was an accident .

[armatzi-blog]

               SOMEONE WILL REMEMBER US , I SAY                 EVEN IF IN ANOTHER TIME .

[mythicalbug-deactivated20201211]

Here’s for the anon who wanted Will and Celine on their wedding day. (I tried so hard to make it look good. And. Sorry it’s not colored..)

@markiplier

[colonelkilled-blog]

i wanna make a bloge for joan but..........is that effort im willing to put in

[i-kuma-man]

[onebatchmemes]

❝ Get a room, you dirty bastards. ❞ ❝ Hey, Dumbass. Lunch time. ❞ ❝ You don’t want me for an enemy, man. ❞ ❝ You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me! ❞ ❝ You some sort of secret badass? ❞ ❝ Those are some serious scars, man. ❞ ❝ I’m not looking for a pal, yeah? ❞ ❝ Whatever it is you’re lookin’ for, I’m not it. ❞ ❝ Suck it up, son. Dig deep. ❞ ❝ Calm down, buddy. I’ve been here before. ❞ ❝ I fought for this country and it’s got no place for me. ❞ ❝ Blood will flow in the streets. ❞ ❝ Perspective is good. But the answers have to be your own. ❞ ❝ Books are great but they don’t hold all the answers. ❞ ❝ Oh, I am, ______. Didn’t you hear? ❞ ❝ Mission accomplished. ❞ ❝ The only person you’re punishing is yourself. ❞ ❝ Happy is a kick in the balls waiting to happen. ❞ ❝ The things we did, kinda got blurred. ❞ ❝ The thing that worries me the most is that you’ve been in the hole so long, it’s become home. ❞ ❝ It’s more than a story. ❞ ❝ According to the assignment, that’s exactly what we are. Partners, I mean. ❞ ❝ I will not stand for insubordinate. Are we clear? ❞ ❝ You’re the boss. ❞ ❝ You seem like a good person. ❞ ❝ You gotta earn my trust first. ❞ ❝ Just surprised that a hotshot like you is so eager to join me there. ❞ ❝ You said you were buying, right? ❞ ❝ Hey, Sleepyhead. ❞ ❝ Putting your nose where it don’t belong, huh? ❞ ❝ I am gonna mess you up without breaking a sweat, you here? ❞ ❝ You better stay out of my way or that hammer’s gonna find a home up your ass. ❞ ❝ You’re in or you’re not. ❞ ❝ How much are you drinking these days? ❞ ❝ I know your heart is in the right place, but I do not need therapy. ❞ ❝ It’s temporary. Just til I find a place. ❞ ❝ I have faith in the system. ❞ ❝ What you’re doing scares me. ❞ ❝ Shit. You really screwed this up, ______. ❞ ❝ Let’s work a little overtime. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry! I won’t say anything! ❞ ❝ You brought this on yourself. ❞

[horrificmemes]

Send my muse anons pretending to be someone they care about. The twist: make these anons as heartbreaking, disappointing, or anger-inducing as possible.

Pretend to give them bad news, pretend to break up with them, pretend to make an upsetting confession - as long as it hurts, it’s fair game.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Even More Unusual Asks

😬- If you bit someone, would it hurt? 🏨- Name a time you were badly injured. What happened and what caused it? 🏆- Do you consider yourself competitive at all? What will you do to win a game/fight? 🥘- Are you good at cooking? What is the best dish you have made. Alternatively, how bad are you at cooking? What’s the worst dish you’ve made? 🌴- Do you like going on vacation? Or does your boss force you to take a break? 🐚- When treasure hunting, what do you look for? Stuff that sparkles and shines or dusty ancient relics? 👓- How good is your eyesight? Do you ever need glasses for anything? 👛- What are the contents of your purse/bag/pockets? 👘- Describe your formal attire. What would you wear to a wedding, fancy dance/date/dinner, funeral, or similar formal events? 🐩- What dog breed bests suits you? 🐆- What cat breed best suits you? 🐻- What wild animal best suits you? 🎀- Do you like cute things at all? What is the cutest thing you have or have met? 🎉- What is a typical birthday celebration like for you? How do you go about celebrating other people’s birthdays? 🗝- What is looped around your key ring? 🛁- What do you do to treat yourself? 💉- Do you dislike shots and injections? 🌅- Are there any scenic locations you would like to live out your retirement in? 🍸- Do you need to relax right now? What do you do when you take the day off? 🏰- If you owned a castle, what would you make it look like? 🚏- How good are you with directions? Do you get lost easily? ⚽️- What games did you play with other kids when you were younger? 🍱- Are you hungry right now? Are you craving anything to eat?

[rp-meme-glaceon]

For every “⏳” I receive, my muse will openly talk about a bit of their backstory.

[startersofroleplay]

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”

[jamsmemes]

(     *     MINDHUNTER PROMPTS   !    

episode 1.   trigger warning for violence and murder.

❛  take it easy.  ❜

❛  you gonna shoot me?  ❜

❛  how can you shoot what you can’t see?  ❜

❛  i can see that you’re naked.  ❜

❛  i understand your frustration.  ❜

❛  well, this is awkward.  ❜

❛  this is how we find ourselves completely out of control.  ❜

❛  it’s a void. it’s a black hole.  ❜

❛  it’s as if… we don’t know anymore what moves people to kill one another.  ❜

❛  crime has changed.  ❜

❛  the world barely makes any sense, so it follows that crime doesn’t either.  ❜

❛  i like your outfit.  ❜

❛  you look like a mormon.  ❜

❛  you don’t look old enough to be in here.  ❜

❛  you got a gun?  ❜

❛  you stick out like a sore thumb.  ❜

❛  you’ve got the wrong idea about me.  ❜

❛  you do not seem like a bookworm.  ❜

❛  boy, you are hard work.  ❜

❛  you thought i looked easy?  ❜

❛  you don’t like women disagreeing with you?  ❜

❛  would you please stop? you’re relentless.  ❜

❛  you want some pot?  ❜

❛  is that a trick question?  ❜

❛  are you serious? no, that’s completely inappropriate.  ❜

❛  there’s worse things than being a snitch.  ❜

❛  god, you are making me nervous.  ❜

❛  you are such a goody-goody.  ❜

❛  i’ve been warned to watch out for women like you.  ❜

❛  are you sure you want me doing that?  ❜

❛  are criminals born, or are they formed?  ❜

❛  i know who you are. everybody does.  ❜

❛  somebody demands the impossible, you can’t just shoot him.  ❜

❛  i don’t smoke when i eat. i don’t smoke when i don’t eat, either.  ❜

❛  just take it slow. you’ll get there in the end.  ❜

❛  use your powers of deduction.  ❜

❛  why do we behave the way we do?  ❜

❛  what keeps us all awake at night?  ❜

❛  how fucking dare you?  ❜

[mythicalbug-deactivated20201211]

For the highkey obsessed with the Colonel and Celine anon:

Will: Run away with me.

Celine: But… what about Mark?

Will: … you… do you still love him?

Celine: …

@markiplier

[closechess]

[nyeyeschicagothighs-deactivated]

wilford warfstache + pink palette

[dilfslayer1080p]

OH HELLO THERE

[nyeyeschicagothighs-deactivated]

More insight as to what the hell goes on inside of Wilford’s mind.

[colonelkilled-blog]

fuzzydaydreams replied to your post:  DATING DIVERSION ! tagged by: mmm yes robbery...

/ I was tempted to make a joke about hot, angry sex but instead I’m just going to lEAVE

OH MY GOD

[colonelkilled-blog]

 DATING DIVERSION !

tagged by: mmm yes robbery tagging: anyone who wants to !!!

                                                                         Dating Strengths 1. Financial Situation - 100%: You've got your financial situation under control, which is a very desirable quality. Be careful to avoid men who are only interested in your money.  2. Adventurousness - 91.7%: You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life.  3. Appearance - 87.5%:  Despite what some will say, appearance matters in dating. You get high marks on appearance. Just make sure you balance it out with other qualities.  4. Independence - 85.7%: Your strong sense of independence comes in handy while dating. You are not held back or tied down; you are free to pursue your interests.  5. Confidence - 77.8%: You are sure of yourself and confident of your abilities. Displays of confidence go a long way when attracting a date.                                                                      Dating Weaknesses 1. Temper - 100% You need to work on controlling your temper. Don't let your anger get the best of you. A calm and rational persona is important when dating.  2. Vanity - 75%: Learn to put a lower priority on looks. Appearance is, of course, important, but vanity is undesireable. The only people you will attract are the superficial.  3. Negative Reputation - 66.7%: Your reputation may be working against you. Sometimes this is impossible to control, but try to counter-act it by presenting yourself in positive ways.  4. Selfishness - 54.5%: You think too much of yourself and your needs. You must learn to put your partner first and tend to his needs.  5. Arrogance - 50%: You are a bit full of yourself. You need to practice a little humility now and then, as arrogance can be a turn-off.