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@colonelsemperfidelis-blog
jamesmoriartylives replied to your post “Don’t put that in your mouth.”
"I suppose there is something to be said for originality. Though perhaps a bullet through the wall would be a /safer/ bet?"
"I suppose it would be a lot safer, but since when do I base my decisions on that? No... That is not how it works, and you know it."
Gunshot wounds infographic
From Medical College of Wisconsin Department of Surgery and University of Utah Health Sciences Library
"Don’t put that in your mouth."
"Why? Are you afraid people will assume I've stolen your act? Perhaps a bullet through my heart would be better, then."
Put one of these sentences in my inbox for my muse's reaction!
I never want to see you again.
Hey, smell this.
I love you more than purple skittles.
My parents don’t like you.
Run!
McDonalds is a perfectly balanced meal. Fries count as a vegetable.
Please, help me!
Why is everyone so stupid?
Does it hurt if I poke it?
We are never, ever doing that again!
Ew, don’t touch me.
Don’t put that in your mouth.
I want your babies.
Why did you kill him?
"I’m busy; what do you want?"
"I'm just... curious. What are you working on, love?"
I’m an optimistic guy like that. The name’s Del.
"Pleasure to meet you, Del. My name's Moriarty. James Moriarty. So... What is it you do for a living?"
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“What do you want big brother?”
”James I will actually order a hit on you if you do.”
"Is that so? And just how much money would you be willing to pay to get rid of me?"
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Reblog if you do violent roleplays.
I try to be. Want a sip?
"You'd actually be willing to share, eh?"
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“What do you want big brother?”
“As long as you don’t go flushing my stash.”
“Who knows what I’ll do…”
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“What do you want big brother?”
“How sweet. My high is already coming down James, I’m fine.”
"Sounds like I'm too late, then. I'll stick around regardless."
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I like you. You— you’re funny.
"Well, aren't you a positive bloke."
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“What do you want big brother?”
"I'm here to check up on you, of course."
//Another gift commission. Done by the wonderful Miq who drew me my favorite two Colonels sitting together and sharing a few old stories and jokes.
This one is a gift for Geneva who is not only a wonderful person, a dear friend but also an awesome Sebastian. Merry early Christmas to you. <3
