druggies, hookers & dead roosters

they/them

[colorcaptain]

i need to make out with the ship of theseus

[colorcaptain]

thought about this for half a second and got so overcame with lust i blacked out. where are we

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[weaselknievel]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[kosmogrl]

things that can kill you:

- the night before your birthday

- late summer evenings

- the way the sunlight hits the kitchen a certain way on a summer afternoon

[disterbia]

[selkielore]

[meiliariotz]

GeneCo brand top surgery where if you don’t pay on time a Repo Man comes to sew your tits back on

[jenny-holzer]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

At the having a headache awards

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[hychlorions]

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

[nikoisme]

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry