“time never waits.”

jenna. they/them. 23.

[lonestatus]

i just PLATINUMED morning wake up routine

-100% of showers taken

-100% of breakfast eaten

-solved optional face washing puzzle

-collected every clothing, accessory, and makeup item

-100% teeth brushed

[zoazoaa]

I'm a time traveller from the 20th century. I travelled 26 years into the future to deliver this message. At a speed of 1 year per year

[cheaphalloweencostume]

people love to pretend rap is THE misogyny genre and that for some mysterious reason, it’s the ONLY genre defined by its misogyny. and, in fact, it’s PRAXIS to hate rap and never listen to it. how very interesting! i wonder what that reason could be! can any of YOU imagine what that reason may be? 🤔

[cheaphalloweencostume]

lol saw someone saying this, went to their profile, terf. fork found in kitchen. clockwork

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[parakeet]

His painty foot prints 😭 his hands covered in paint 😭 little man this cannot be good for you need to change your life style or you might pass away

[visibun]

my very first thought here:

[monsterbutch]

happy pride to fat dykes specifically

[beaft]

this website is so funny because every couple years we repeat the discourse of "which marginalised group is it morally okay for us to shit on?" and somehow nobody ever learns from it. we just look back and go, "hey, remember that time when everyone was joking about how ace people should all be put in meat grinders? that was so messed up. we should not have done that. anyway, here's my topical joke about how polyamorous people should all be put in meat grinders."

[beaft]

this post is still getting me anon hate pretty much on the daily btw. in case you were curious about the state of things

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[koolkat9]

Keep my gay cats out of your damn mouth

[eye-may]

"non-woke musical like cats"

[thanksveryga]

???

[coricoping]

???

[mysticalcats]

???

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[deltaomicronfive]

Most people on this website are literally this is image

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[hoshizoralone]

missing ikesoren

[void-of-calcium]

Walter Dartwell White and Jesse Pinkmonkey

I'm thinking about making some BTD stickers, I absolutely adore this game