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Update
I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy :( Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isnât pregnant anymore.
To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so itâs just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails.Â
Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachuâs babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it.Â
Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*
you missed the reblog where this was about opâs fish
Me last year: Omg its my friends birthday im going to buy them things and draw them stuff and
Me now: *texts friend âbirthâ and nothing else*
this thread absolutely killed me
my interests include rough sex and compassion for animals
did someone break a torch, why did tumblr suddenly get so dark
WE NEED TO LIGHT UP TUMBLR OR MOBS ARE GONNA START SPAWNING
reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and âi pUT MY HANDS UP THEYâRE PLAYIN MY SONGâ started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST KEEP PICTURING SOME POOR SOUL SWEATING AND STARING AT THIS TRUCK IN THEIR REAR VIS MIRROR WITH PARTY IN THE USA PLAYING IS THIS A SCENE FROM AN ACTION MOVIE
Being like this has turned into one of my biggest flaws and downfalls....
Why canât I stop watching this
I swear to god Iâve watched this like fifty times and I canât stop laughing
He l p m e
I forgot I reblogged this to my main and Iâm dYING
You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.
Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.
Tumblr, not understanding that the problem is with UNCHECKED CHILD PORN, decides that they wonât moderate anything. A normal website.
I donât even get Horny on Main but this (alongside our new community guideline) kind of shows a prevailing attitude of âstop making us moderate this site,â which is, admittedly, what Yahoo! is famous for (buying up thriving websites, slowly pulling back on moderation, then abandoning it when its users leave out of frustration). Geocities fell to this, but that took almost a decade. Even the decline of entire platforms are faster in this era of internet.
Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life
how to determine the gender of my nipples
im not gonna like stop using this site or anything but i can pretty confidently say this is one of the dumbest moves ive seen a site make in a while. instead of fixing the actual problems with their website ie pornbots on every fucking post, actual pedophiles, theyre just going to ban everything horny which most likely isnt going to solve those problems and is going to hurt lots of sex workers and artists as well as drive people off the site
Children/teens arenât allowed to be sad or in a bad mood because they can get yelled at for it and ridiculed and told to âchange your attitude or I will for youâ, while adults who are sad or in a bad mood, are allowed to yell at and take their frustration out on the kids. Adult privilege huh?
And when the adult is in a bad mood, itâs the kids job to step on eggshells in order to keep them from not exploding, and when they do, itâs on them.
And when the child is in the bad mood, itâs their job to try to hide it, and when they break apart trying to, itâs on them.
What extra sucks about this is that adults literally have more experience, context, perspective, and brain development to help them manage emotions. Adults who do this are shit. We are the adults, we should not be expecting kids who are still developing and learning about the world and trying to figure out their place in it to be the ones who are emotionally mature.Â
People who treat adulthood like a power trip are honestly shit and should not have authority over kids.Â
