We're all stories in the end

[beaunydoorin]

1.06 // 1.07 // 2.06

[paola-m-audi]

I LOVE THESE LESBIANS, SO MUCH

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[cute-catts]

[patterned-flannel]

I will literally never stop thinking about this.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

i know there’s more than this out there but it really is incredible that people will look at a fictional character someone else wrote and collectively say “I will write you a hundred happy endings.”

[isometimeshaveideas]

[cannibalchicken]

*looking for a midnight snack* *gets flashbanged*

[trapny]

This is literally the plot of a Garfield comic strip

[macabrevampire]

when i like ur vent post i am NOT liking it!!!!! i am giving u a hug or a comforting pat on the back depending on which ur more comfortable with

[somesecretpie]

Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.

[official-time-loop-posts]

Official Time Loop Post

[jesstheespeon]

- cannot be killed in a way that matters (time loop)

- want to know the name of god (you fungal piece of shit)

Congrats op you're their mushroom

[sea-salted-wolverine]

My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

I would like to clarify that this animal self feeds and is not being denied breakfast by my sleeping in. He doesn't do this to anyone else. Everyone else simply gets increasingly invasive headbutts and even thats a fairly rare occurence. This fucking cat needs to cuddle with me specifically, And he is decided that the best way to do it is to gently shove his claws underneath my eyelashes and pull. There is no way I can train him out of this because believe it or not shoving your fingers in somebody's eyes to wake them up has the desired reaction.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

We have come to a compromise. One that neatly illustrates the reason I'm not wearing an eyemask.

If I have a hair tie on my wrist, my darling sweet baby boy, love of my life and apple of my eye, can gingerly dig his teeth underneath and grab it in his mouth and then back up. and pull. And Snap the hell out of me with the elastic. Again, he is very gentle and precise, there are never teeth touching my skin. This is not a fluke, he managed this several times in various circumstances and positions.

This is worse than a toddler. We are approaching diabolical machinations hitherto undreamt of by domestic felines.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Behold, Prince Shithead himself.

[catchymemes]

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie somehow got out and into the neighbour’s yard yesterday. when they came to my door, they described him as a “short-haired cat” which I thought was really flattering

[pangur-and-grim]

actually the guy paused before saying “short-haired” like he was aware it wasn’t adequate, and that’s when I was like oh yeah that’s for sure Belphie in your yard

[grison-in-space]

similar energy when Arthur broke into my neighbor's house and fell from the ceiling directly in front of their dog and my neighbors described him as having "something odd with his eyes?"

(he's cortically blind and his pupillary reflex just doesn't give a fuck any more is what's wrong with his eyes, but it's certainly an understatement.)

[catsbeaversandducks]

[sixthrock]

Wait is this the same cat from that “my cat always looks like she just found out her husband died at sea” tweet??

IT IS

[hayley566]

She’s a sensitive soul

[tibby]

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

[blackphoenixincorporated]

Tubi is where I found this gem:

[mornington-the-crescent]

[1anonyymous1]

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

[merryweathercomics]

Playing with Death

[marvellouslymadmim]

A true artist, truly irreplaceable. Rest in peace (or give 'em hell, whatever makes you happy), Maggie. Thank you for sharing your light with us for so many years.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#me sending this to everyone I know who’s from Toowoomba

So like four people

[produdfctititty]

Says the person from Mt Gambier

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hey we're the second largest population centre in the entire state

Don't look up how populated our state is overall that's not important

[rhyperographer]

For anyone confused according to the 2021 Australian census Toowoomba has 6x as many people living there as Mt Gambier. 162,059 to 26,878.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Oh sure if you want to do NUMBERS about it

[a-queer-little-wombat]

Looks like this post is starting to do numbers, eh?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#at this rate this post might to do more numbers than Mt Gambier

Hey,

[safetynotincluded]

posts that have 26,879 notes to me

[knitmeapony]

[poetry-protest-pornography]

A) I love this Tweeter an irrational amount

B) I mean, yes, be careful with food while camping, but who could possibly anticipate a bear having that kind of restaurant loyalty and GPS?

[bearotonin-international]