Bad Bitch, Sad Bitch

Claire // 22

[soberscientistlife]

[papayajuan2019]

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

[mapsontheweb]

Distance to the nearest Bass Pro Shops

by u/toddrjones

[drokshonson]

[fawfulydoo]

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

[electricpurrs]

i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shithowdy]

just saw a post complaining about how hard it is to find adhd resources for adults and one of the comments said “tiktok has a lot of adhd tips” as if telling someone with adhd to enter the algorithmic quicksand of perpetual dopamine hits isn’t the most insane thing you could suggest for someone with adhd

[hippity-hoppity-brigade]

btw a 2022 study on TikToks about ADHD [link] found that out of 100 videos, 52 were misleading. 27 were only based on personal experience and weren’t applicable to others. 21 were classified as useful.

if you are going to TikTok for information on ADHD, a video you watch has a 79% chance of being completely useless and/or incorrect.

[ladyshinga]

Kids are funny.

I just had a random memory of a friends’ kid when she was about six or seven, when she cornered a couple of us at a get-together and says “wanna know what my dad had for lunch?”

We figured this was, while unusual, a pretty straight-forward conversation starter. “Sure”, we said.

We were NOT prepared. She went on this EPIC storytelling monologue about the restaurant and Italy and the art on the walls and some dramatic story she made up ABOUT the art on the walls. We were enraptured. No idea what was going on but by god we were hooked. At no point does she mention food.

The next week, similar get-together with the same people. Same friend I’m talking to. Same child walks up. “Wanna know what my dad had for lunch?”

But NOW we’re prepared, we’re excited. We’re about to hear some SHIT. We grin in anticipation. “Sure!”

“A salad.”

She walks off, seemingly unaware she just set up the funniest fucking week-long joke my friend and I had ever heard

[greelin]

babybel is so sick yet smart for tapping into the innate human desire to be some sort of tiny creature (such as a mouse) nibbling on a small wheel of cheese. they knew what they were doing

[kalichnikov]

[kalichnikov]

[juicetrump2]

[partisan-by-default]

(x) and a bit more detail:

[parlezvousladybug]

A whooooooole lot of evangelical places should get shut down

[felesrubrum]

For those who don't know what this means (like I didn't), a church is a 501c3 organization: a tax exempt entity. In order for it to stay that way they may not get involved in legislature- including endorsing a political candidate. So if you witness someone doing this, you can report them to the IRS using form 13909. (If you're in the US)

[mysharona1987]

[sodorz]

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

[marlynnofmany]

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

[ancientsstudies]

The earth has music for those who listen.

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[toastbutteregg]

[capitalismkillz]

I love this meme because I think humans 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago would also like it

[tomatoluvr69]

It’s very cold….anyone else in north america experiencing this 🤔