ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Misplaced Lens Cap
Xuebing Du

Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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$LAYYYTER

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@combobulatedprognosticator
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
In honor of April Fool's, Bulbapedia has released the funniest prank possible in the form of a Pokopia-based page on Humans
and my personal favorite
Would everyone please consult the graph
Unix for Zoomers
Extremely late to the party, but considering the median age of Tumblr users, I thought it would be fun to look over the ancient computer usage in the latest episode of the Amazing Digital Circus and do my best to translate it for y'all:
They bounce! 🧡💚💙
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I hope every January 29 Brannon Braga hides in his home as we parade the streets praising his monster.
Brannon Braga’s transformation fetish lives forever.
It isn’t just threshold. Brannon Braga wrote first contact and despite the best of both worlds, first contact is the first time we see the Borg assimilating as a matter of course.
I’m not criticizing Brannon Braga. Brannon Braga created me.
List of Brannon Braga episodes that focus on TF:
TNG Season 4: Identity Crisis. An alien parasite has been turning humans into aliens, and it nearly happens to Geordi
TNG Season 6: A Fistful of Datas. A holoprogram is corrupted and all the characters turn into Data, while Data turns into a cowboy.
TNG Season 7: Genesis. The entire Enterprise-D gets TF'd into animals, minus Picard & Data.
Voyager Season 2: Threshold. Tom Paris goes so fast he becomes a lizard, turns Janeway into a lizard, they have lizard babies together.
Voyager Season 4: The Killing Game (parts I and II): Aliens stick the Voyager crew in a holodeck and assign them new roles, which results in some cross-species TF and
Voyager season 6: Unimatrix Zero. It's a borg episode, and several crew members get partially assimilated.
and of course, the movie Star Trek: First Contact, which involves the borg assimilating and the Borg Queen turning Data human.
Outside of Star Trek, he also produced Threshold, the series, which is about an alien signal that transforms humans into monsters.
foone I love you and this addition is great, but, did you just know this offhand?
nah I looked up the list of episodes he wrote on Memory Alpha, the trek wiki
Serra Ashur is like if Aiba and Mizuki Date were one character. thoughts
The writer posted this moodboard of character inspirations for Serra at one point, and Aiba is right there. No sign of Mizuki, but I feel like Maya Fey fills that same role pretty much exactly.
#still not sure what Kishibe Rohan is doing there
...maybe something to do with Rohan writing unbreakable laws into peoples 'books' and how that relates to OTD's Tenant system?
WIBTA for taking advantage of my boss’ possible manic episode?
I know this already sounds bad but hear me out.
So I (30M) am the sole employee of this guy (62M) who’s honestly just a miserable boss and an even more miserable person. It sucks so bad working for him—the pay is horrendous, he’s verbally abusive, and the working conditions are awful (in the winter I literally have to stay bundled up the whole work day because he refuses to put the heat on in the office). He wouldn’t even give me holidays off if it wasn’t for the fact that there’s basically nothing to do those days because everywhere else is closed. I’m almost positive he unironically thinks poor people should die if they can’t work. His nephew (aka his only living relative and just the nicest guy) came by yesterday to invite him to Christmas dinner and he told him he’d see him in hell.
I cannot stress this enough—it’s BAD. I’d quit, but it’s been hard finding a better job and I’ve got four kids at home, including one with special needs.
Anyway, so here’s where I’m wondering if I’d be the asshole. Today was Christmas Day and he showed up at my house out of nowhere (huge red flag, I know). At first I thought he’d forgotten I had the day off and he was here to chew me out, which was worrying enough, but then his whole demeanor changed and he was super happy and excited and talking about how he was going to raise my salary. He even mentioned possibly making me a partner in the firm.
Now if that was it, I’d feel a little weird about the suddenness of it but it’d be fine. I’m not going to complain about having more money to feed my family. But then he started talking about how he wanted to pay our mortgage off. He talked about wanting to pay for our son to get the very expensive medical care that’s probably going to save his life. He mentioned at one point that he was going to be donating a huge amount of money to charity too—I knew he was rich but it staggered me. All this from a guy who doesn’t (didn’t?) even want to turn on the heat or the lights because it costs too much money.
It was such a sudden and drastic change that happened very literally overnight and now I’m kind of concerned he’s having a manic episode or something. I really, really want to accept his sudden generosity (I probably will; my wife is all for it and thinks he owes it to us), and I would love to believe that he’s truly had a sudden change of heart (an actual Christmas miracle lol) but I’m just worried about the possible consequences of accepting huge financial gifts like this from someone who I believe might be experiencing some kind of break from reality. Even if there’s nothing legally wrong with it, I’m worried about the ethics of it.
TLDR, my asshole boss might be in the middle of a mental breakdown. WIBTA if I accepted his offer to pay off my mortgage and my son’s medical expenses?
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on orcs
I find the persistent concept of "the warrior species" in fiction a fascination phenomenon. Fantasy and science fiction consistently return to the concept of an intelligent species that is largely if not entirely driven by bloodlust, and reveres violence, often for its own sake. If it's fantasy, they're usually orcs, or might as well be orcs. If it's science fiction, they're basically alien orcs, that somehow maintained a working society long enough to invent spaceships. Your Klingons and Krogans. But they usually all follow the same archetype.
Lord of the Rings started it, but DND, Star Trek, Warhammer, Warcraft and Mass Effect really made the tropes stick. Time and again, writers return to this idea. The obvious issue is of course that no such culture has ever truly existed in real life. Such a warlike and self-destructive culture would obviously not be sustainable. It's no coincidence then, that the orcs of both fantasy and science fiction are often likened to "barbarians" or "savages." Terms historically used for peoples that the then-current dominant culture considered beneath them. Their culture is "wrong." They're the danger at the gate. The other, the scary and evil strangers, who are coming to harm you and those you hold dear. Tolkien invented them to be a convenient objective evil that you can fight with zero moral scruples, which can easily be connected to his experiences fighting in world war 1. But when you jump from a conflict between nations to an entire species that lives for war, things get muddy fast.
Visually, the most obvious historical inspiration tends to be the mongol empire, and sometimes the vikings. Fur clothing and horned helmets are standard for fantasy orcs. They'll have big swords or axes. Space orcs tend to lean sleeker due to their more advanced tech, but chains and spikes and decorative skulls may remain. Either way, you can bet they're gonna be using big, intimidating weapons and probably going into some kind of battle rage. Dealing with them often requires either careful diplomacy or overwhelming might, no inbetween.
What I find interesting is that if the writers really want to explore these societies and maybe have a few individuals be sympathetic characters to the audience, they'll all usually go down the same path: they'll establish that these warriors all follow a strict code of honour. They won't cheat or lie, they only want to decide things through honorable combat. They usually all want to die in battle and love calling for official duels to the death. Obvious valhalla allusions aside, this strangely tends to draw rather more inspiration from stereotypical ideas about Japanese samurai. Suddenly these are not savage hordes, but noble and wise warriors with their own ethics and a code of conduct. Still one that's inherently more violent than that of the "good guys" though, of course.
Once these traits are introduced, any antagonistic orcs automatically have to be "dishonorable." The trope demands they are deemed hateable not because they are violent and bloodthirsty, but because they are violent and bloodthirsty in an underhanded manner. Often a reckless and dishonorable leader has to be ousted from power for the good of the world. This is how we get Chancellor Gowron, Garrosh Hellscream, and half a dozen interchangeable Krogan warlords.
And the sympathetic orc is, of course, the most honorable one. Usually, they'll have a wisdom and calm manner that puts them above the other orcs, shows that they're more civilized. This is your Worf, Thrall, and Wrex. They typically care deeply about their people. They get along with humans, show that they're not so different from us. Unlike the rest of their warlike race, they want peace. They are, essentially, "the good one." The longer you think about it, the more suspect it all gets.
I'll be honest: I love orcs. I'll always love orcs. However they're presented, they're consistently my favorite species in any given universe. I love the Krogans, I love Klingons, and I love every big green idiot under the sun. I always enjoy their lore and find their manner compelling. But I often get the sense that I'm not really supposed to like them.
The whole trope is inherently a little icky. The mere idea that an entire culture could just be composed of violent barbarians is a fascist way of thinking, and laundering the trope through making them all strangely honorbound doesn't really solve that starting point. DND orcs don't *have* to be evil anymore, but how many written campaigns exist where every single orc *is* evil? It's a topic with no real solutions. I don't wanna lose orcs, because I love them, but I also recognize that the entire trope is pretty questionable.
I have half a dozen orc OCs across different games. They just wanna grill god damn it
So, I've started watching this season of Critical Role, because Brennan Lee Mulligan is GMing this season, and I've enjoyed his work on D20. Also, they're starting in a different world, so I wouldn't need to watch three seasons to catch up and follow all the backstory. And this new work / new GM is doing something pretty interesting with the Orcs...
Only a couple episodes in, we haven't gotten a ton of backstory on this new world, but in broad strokes, it seemingly started very similar to Tolkien / early DND worlds, with every fantasy race living in its own area, and the Gods of this world having their pet project race that they care about more than the others. The God of Life cared about the Elves and made them long-lived. Stuff like that. But the important thing for this story is that the God of War was focused on the Orcs and, similar to Lord of the Rings, ordered them to prepare for a big, continent-sweeping war against the other races. We haven't yet gotten a picture of what Orc culture was like at this point, but it presumably wasn't majority 'barbarian' or 'samurai', because the Orcs were not enthusiastic about this demanded war. They, as a collective, seem to have agreed "Hey, this seems kind of fucked up, actually". And when their refusal was ignored, they used their arcane skill to craft a weapon that could kill a god.
Now, this didn't go over well with the other gods, who to the surprise of the mortals, went to the aid of the evil God of War, their sibling, rather than doing a whole good vs evil thing. There was indeed a big war, with mortals on both sides, but apparently the majority of the mortals decided they had had enough of the gods running their lives, and in the end, all the gods were slain. (Oh, hey, didn't that happen to the Klingon gods too? But that's probably just a coincidence.) The fallout of the war against the gods were that many of the lands they tended to were ruined. Barren, magic-radiation-scorched wastelands in which no food could grow. The Orc lands were either not hit as hard, or as the first area to be in the war, were the first to recover, because at the end of the war they were in a much better situation than other areas. They take in a lot of refugees from other areas.
Fast-forward 70 years to the time of the game, and Orcs are, if not thriving, at least had been enjoying a large upswing in culture. Our first introductions are Orc characters who include a family of bards working to get their own theater company going, another family of renowned crafters, a Orcish noblewoman, and a revolutionary leader. We're told that foodstuffs from this area are in high demand in the other areas. There is a thriving market area of the city and an arcade university.
Now, not everything is perfect. There are corrupt aristocrats attempting to seize power and the afterlife may be broken/gone after the death of the gods and there's lots of problems for a DND party to fix, but my point is, this is a very different take on the Orcs.
if i had a nickel for every piece of media toby fox was involved with where a character eats chalk
Who do you think the Knight actually is? I'm curious because everyone seems to have their own theories about them.
I mean it's obviously Dess. The second I saw the fight in chapter 3 that pretty much locked in for me.
Mysterious missing person
Holiday family seems to be deeply involved in the plot
The Knight has antlers and their face looks like a deer skull when they scream
The Knight's sword looks like a bat when it spawns in, we know Dess uses a bat
We fight the Knight right by a Christmas tree lol
I feel like the Knight being Dess just makes too much sense for it to be anyone else.
The uncensored lyrics to the Ch. 3 rock band song (referenced as a music TV channel that Dess really liked) also may be connected...
When the demon heart is crying And the blood is gushing bright Raise up your bat for the burning fight When your hope is slowly dying And your future's lost its rights Raise up your bat and face the fright Let's knock 'em dead into the night
Funniest detail in the new Deltarune chapters is that if you try to play Megalovania on one of the pianos Toby Fox's sona runs you over with a Little Tikes car and when you wake up you can't play it anymore
MURDERBOT 1.08 "Foreign Object"
Always a good time to burn down yet another village!
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@lichtenbug you're so right
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#when the anxious cheetah gets a therapy animal but it’s a fucking hippopotamus#murderbot