sneaky beaky

comet - he/him - bi - 21 ao3: cometconnector watching: 9-1-1, 9-1-1 nashville, the pitt

[thenopequeen]

For my next trick, I'm going the fuck back to bed

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[geckonpumpkin]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th October 2025

[autistic-michael-queerler]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th April 2026

[marlinspirkhall]

Next time you can reblog this will be July 2026

[corporatebanana]

set circuits to purr - chapter one 🐱🤖

bucktommy - explicit - 3.7k - 12k total - alternate universe, catboy!robot!buck, cnc, under/non-negotiated kink, not safe sane and consensual, consent issues, internalized homophobia, not actually unrequited love, implied/referenced sexual harassment, daddy kink, self-lubrication, collars, tail sex, double penetration, masturbation, hand jobs, blow jobs, anal sex, anal fingering, vers tommy kinard, vers evan buckley.

A mistake on Tommy's part means the sex 'bot he ordered to fix his gay urges comes with extra parts — namely, a penis. Evan can't be returned again, though, unless Tommy wants the guilt of getting the 'bot scrapped on his conscience. Living with the 'bot is torture. Tommy is desperately trying to cling to the shreds of his heterosexuality, fighting Evan tooth and nail against every scrap of intimacy. But can a sex 'bot really survive off of the scraps of affection Tommy's giving Evan?

you can read set circuits to purr on ao3 here!

thanks ro @stuckinthemiddle22 for the beta and dylan @wee-fuckin-woo for the title! chapters will be posted on thursdays and mondays until complete (so the last chapter will be posted on august 3rd).

[cometconnector]

aw yay everyone say hi bucktommy wolves!

[jacktwist2005]

they should make a sandhill crane emoji

[cometconnector]

writing a fic and wrote tommy reacting to buck being a bitch with “ooh that sounded really bratty”

and was like why does that sound familiar. oh. that’s that fucking abby lee miller quote.

[mossbug]

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[thetouchof118]

I kinda can't stop thinking about him.

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[nemfrog]

Resting turtle person. Ornements du Japon.1883. 

[randomencounters]

Encounter: resting turtle person

[sizvideos]

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

[snake-lady]

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

[tkthegoddess]

Always a reblog. 💋

[lyra-invisa]

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

[shutyourmoustache]

Someone said “loved to the point of invention,” and I’m personally in shambles.

[zip-bomb-dog]

The beast will run rampant tomorrow... For now, Tired Beast Thursday

[thatdisasterauthor]

I think the thing that annoys me most about AI on a personal, day to day, level is what it has done to grammar checkers. If you've never done a lot of editing, or used to 5+ years ago but haven't really in the last couple years, I can't even begin to describe how fucking BAD this shit has gotten. And as an author it is EXHAUSTING.

I just want to catch spelling errors and accidental double spaces and repeated phrases and whenever I use the wrong too/to or affect/effect and shit. But no. They've shoved AI up the ass of every grammar checking software out there and now they all fucking suck and make the most random, obnoxious, nonsensical suggestions.

And yeah, I can ignore all the times it's trying to get me to cut out any semblance of my own voice, or shove things into the wrong tense, or make the most random suggestions on comma usage. But if it's getting all that WRONG, what is it just straight up missing that I SHOULD be correcting? What real spelling and grammar errors are still lurking in there?

[buckbuckleykinard]

This is the first of three pieces I created for the 911 We Are Enough fandom charity zine! I’ll post the others on tumblr soon but if you’d like a physical copy of this drawing plus a whole bunch of other incredible fics and artworks, the orders for physical copies are open until July 20th. You can check out the post below to see more details.

I’m so happy to be making stuff for this fandom and can’t wait to post some of the things I’m working on!

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[randomencounters]

Encounter: the twin Imps of Sour Stomach and Headache