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Genderfluid, Minor, tired as fuck

[jiubsopus]

adding barbara to the list of genshin ladies who fawn over jean. she thought jean was buried after reading that letter? gay.

[comfoozwd]

she thought that because jean is her older sister and the only family she has left in mond

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

quick guide to the new onceler movie

alternate title: a post i Really wish i didn’t have to make

im 90% sure everyone knows about this but ive seen so many confused people and as a professional twitter lurker i decided to compile a quick post so… here we go

“what the hell is the new onceler movie” someone leaked a trailer of a new onceler movie on twitter and everyone is going nuts. “it’s fake” it’s not bc the leaker got hit with a copyright notice from illumination and might get sued according to twitter law people. “what’s it about” maleficent-esque retelling of the lorax which portrays the onceler as sympathetic and… weirdly attractive? god

either way twitter is on fire rn and ive compiled some of my fave reactions:

and my favourite

[comfoozwd]

Thank you for the reminder to ALWAYS READ URLS

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i couldn’t fit it in but a bonus level is: i hope trump doesn’t die just yet bc it could affect the election/i would like him to experience intense suffering first.

[angrybeardedbastard]

Man I can’t wait for the tears when he wins

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s nice bitch eat my ass and enjoy it

[angrybeardedbastard]

Naw, your moms is better

[comfoozwd]

Wowww such a sick burnnn you totally don’t sound like a literal middle schooler

[animepopheart]

★ 【狂zip】 「 判決 」 ☆ ⊳ diluc (genshin impact) ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

[comfoozwd]

DAMNNNNNNNNN

[toastgull]

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

[comfoozwd]

Diluc or Childe now 🔫

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Roleplay!

*you find a wooden mask buried in the woods*

[comfoozwd]

I eat it

[comfoozwd]

Is BTS a good video game? I thought it was an anime but apparently it’s a mobile game. Is it like genshin impact for some shit?

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

The Brain from Planet Arous | 1957

[oldschoolfrp]

Me at 3 am trying to get back to sleep

[comfoozwd]

Me when I

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

pulls out my sword and does a danger strut towards you this is the last thing you see before u die

[comfoozwd]

I WANNA HUG IT

[leviathan-supersystem]

✨ likes charge reblogs cast ✨

[nebslo-deactivated20190117]

[comfoozwd]

I’ve never watched bts (I think it’s an anime or a tv show idk) but they are waaaaay hotter like this

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[teathattast]

[aimforrest]

me and the bois GETTIN EVOLVED

[teathattast]

when the vitamin gummies kick in

[plaguedocboi]

If you aren’t thinking about Goliath the giant mutant tadpole then honestly what are you doing with your life

[unclefather]

he is too young to drink beer.

[comfoozwd]

Those aren’t normal??? We have like 10 of those in the pond outside my grandparents house what-

[get-n-out-of-gamefreaks-basement]

Look at him- he’s so cute. He’s so baby

[wrightworthanythingagency]

this is unrelated to anything Wrightworth but I never thought that in 2020 that my dashboard would be absolutely covered with s*pernatural content and their shitty homophobic gay narrative

what a time to be alive

[comfoozwd]

I’m actually curious- what do you mean by ‘homophobic gay narrative’? That’s not a term I’ve heard before, is it like a Fujoshi thing?

[wrightworthanythingagency]

Not to like get involved in discourse or anything—

But essentially they made a character confess their attraction to another character and then three seconds later they killed off the character who confessed

It’s an ugly use of the “bury your gays” trope after they have been guilty of queerbaiting for over a decade

[comfoozwd]

Oh god that is the worst way to have gay characters- I’ve never watched a single episode of the show but i feel for the fans :(

[wrightworthanythingagency]

this is unrelated to anything Wrightworth but I never thought that in 2020 that my dashboard would be absolutely covered with s*pernatural content and their shitty homophobic gay narrative

what a time to be alive

[comfoozwd]

I’m actually curious- what do you mean by ‘homophobic gay narrative’? That’s not a term I’ve heard before, is it like a Fujoshi thing?