not even a lana del rey blog !!!

im max im beyond clueless

[mysharona1987]

[crittlerpunk-deactivated2017122]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[acoolguy]

the way the animorphs can transform from human to animal is pretty incredible but it doesn’t beat the miracle of childbirth

[unclefather]

[victorious]

[anditssunday-deactivated2018072]

uhhhhh fellas? we got an imposter?🤔😕😡

[skelebroreturns-blog]

This is his evil counterpart. Look at all the dead grass behind him. He’s a tall spooky boy, instead of a little perky lad. He brings death and disease.

[akumeoy]

he’s gonna do it to us

[commadelrey]

Me at myself every day: *Tyra voice* LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS!!!

[sexhaver]

shirts, socks, underwear, and shorts are the “meat” of an outfit because you feed them to the washing machine after one use. jeans, jackets, scarves, and some hats are cartilage because you use them a few times before washing them. shoes, belts, and jewelry are bones because the washing machine cant digest them. this concludes my TED Talk

[punx-pup-deactivated20180110]

You telling me the washer vores my clothes

[sexhaver]

okay listen im fucking SICK of how this site treats “vore” as a synonym for “eat”. vore is SPECIFICALLY when you can see the outline of the person being eaten and/or see their distress as they travel down the throat and into the stomach. just eating something isn’t “voring” (not a verb by the way) it any more than calling someone a dickhead and punching them is BDSM. i hate that you put me in a situation where i had to write this paragraph and i hate that i knew enough to actually write it

[jayce]

[gaydva-deactivated20180104]

hearing women say “my wife” and men say “my husband” is therapeutic tbh

[mcnastyland]

Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?

[het-repulsion-zone]

No it’s absolutely not supposed to be the other way around you homophobic banana peel. 

[mcnastyland]

So it’s wrong for a women to say “my husband” or a man to say “my wife”? I never said it was wrong. I just asked because the other form for which I have just stated is missing. I find that form, too, to be therapeutic

[het-repulsion-zone]

No because the post is meant as positivity for LGBT people, not for some straight rando with a porn blog. 

[mcnastyland]

So a straight can’t ask for some positive for too? Perhaps include all the groups for true equality

[tankaramo]

Watch This Brave Porn Blog Fight For Equality For Heterosexuals

[lmaonade]

if you say derp in 2017 an elite internet sniper kills you f

[swagforbirds]

goodbye

[jewbikscube-deactivated20200105]

They sacrificed themself… To warn us…

[queen-neyde]

[pure]

azealia coulda carried ny hip hop on her back if she wasn’t a gemini with no pr manager 

[bob-belcher]

[kehlso]

[losertakesall]

the actual best moment in all ANTM history

[sesh]