CommandoCannoli

| Male | 24 | Bisexual | Hi. Welcome to the trash heap. Some of my interests: Marvel, Watcher/BFUnsolved, The Simpsons, The Arcana, Rick and Morty, Archer, Warriors, and a shit-ton more.

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Grandmaster to Loki: Love you, cutie pie.

Grandmaster: …Sorry. I’ll think of a, uh, better one than “cutie pie”.

Grandmaster: You’re my angel…dust.

Grandmaster: Sorry. That’s a drug.

[valkyrieandstrangeridingaragorn]

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Also:

•Calling Loki a narcissist when he literally despises himself

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Bruh.

I could go full-on rant about how disappointed I am in the Loki show.

I absolutely despise the Loki X Sylvie ship for multiple reasons, I don’t like how Loki didn’t even really feel like the main character of his own damn show, how Loki didn’t seem exactly Loki-like, the piss-poor writing was disappointing, the awful way that they threw away character development and everything with that horrid kiss— I could go on.

But honestly, I don’t want to waste too much time on it, because I think that the most of us feel the same.

P.S.: I still love you Tom, it’s not your fault.

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Like or share this post if you're bisexual and you're uncomfortable with Loki x Sylvie (selfcest) relationship not because she's a woman but because they are the same person.

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Say it louder

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When Writing the Loki Script:

Writer 1: Loki is bisexual, so should we mention that in the show?

Writer 2: We can, but it’s risky. Let’s only do it in a vague, subtle comment that can be missed; then we can claim to be progressive if anyone asks. We wouldn’t want to piss of the homophobes and lose their money.

Writer 1: Maybe that’s a good call…but what if we tried giving him a male love interest, just to see how it goes?

Writer 2: No! That would definitely piss off the homophobes! Let’s give him a female love interest like every movie and television show ever.

Writer 1: Alright. How about his sister-self that’s he’s known for two days?

Writer 2: Perfect!

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Spoiler Warning

Don’t read if you don’t want things spoiled from Loki Episode 4.

Also don’t read if you don’t want to know about possible theories.

Also don’t read if you don’t want to hear me bitch about things.

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Why?

Why did they have to go and make Loki and Sylvie a thing?

I viewed them as siblings almost and then they threw that in there. Not to mention they’re literally the same person.

Also, wow, great representation. (That’s immense sarcasm.)

They really said: “Yeah, Loki is bisexual. But we’re only going to mention it once. Subtly. And then we’re going to go full Disney Princess and make him fall for a woman he’s know for two days for a good old hetero relationship.”

*gags*

I’m very disappointed.

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Totally called it that Ravonna wasn’t good the moment she was on screen. She was sketchy af and so was the TVA, which has now been brought to light. Also definitely knew the Time Keepers would be made up; my sister, bro, and I weren’t shocked.

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Do you guys think Sylvie is The Enchantress? That would mean she’s also Valkyrie. That’d be an interesting twist, though it might confuse some people lol

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Anyway.

Very disappointed with the show from this episode.

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Y’all can ignore this.

I’m literally just posting it for a meme of something else lol

Frostmaster is still OTP

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Loki, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Grandmaster, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick...

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Family dinners be like:

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Thor: I baked you a cake.

Grandmaster: A cake? You shouldn’t have. What’s, uh, what’s the occasion?

Loki: *casually approaches out of curiosity*

Thor: Wait until you finish the cake. There’s a message for you underneath it. *gives Loki a thumbs up*

Loki: *dumps the cake as soon as Thor leaves to see the mysterious message*

Loki: ...

Grandmaster: Good to see your brother is looking out for you.

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Therapist: So, what seems to be the problem?

Me: *shakily hands them a used, crinkled, tear-stained movie ticket from Endgame*

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Apparently there’s this newest rumor flying around. I’m not quite sure where the original source is, but I would be TOTALLY OKAY with it if it’s true!👍🏻 I mean we already got a little taste of Loki’s heavily suggestive romantic relationship with the Grandmaster in Thor Ragnarok and it was a huge YES from me (and a lots of fans)😘 also this would be a great way for them to support the LGBT community! So I’m down with it! 🥰 Oh and Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi involved with the show would be a dream come true!❤️

****FYI: any hate, rude comment will be blocked and deleted xx

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I would be very satisfied if this rumor turned out to be true.

[lesbiansassemble]

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First of all: Yes, OTP.

Second: Antoni always reminded me of Mark Ruffalo for some reason, so it’s fitting that he’s Bruce. haha

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Punks

Archer fans? Anyone?

Anyway, I made stereotypical punk edits.

Some are good, some are shit.

Enjoy.

Some of you may be wondering why Ray has Cyril’s name on him and why Cyril has R+C on him.

Simple: I ship them.

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Grandmaster: You’re being a bad person right now!

Loki: Yeah? Well, you’re a man who wears eyeliner!

Grandmaster: ...it makes my eyes look good.

Loki, softly: it does.