Your Local Classics Enthusiast And Reverse Racist

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[demi-shoggoth]

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

[charl0ttan]

oh i dont need to do this task right now theres this really stressed girl who usually takes care of that stuff

[tropiyas]

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[randy-bbb]

to love me IS to suffer me unfortunately. sorry about that.

[lesbianshepard]

if I found out I was prophesied to kill my father, fuck my mother, and bring a curse upon my city, I would simply move to a different city and leave my parents behind to avoid it.

[lesbianshepard]

by zeus this can’t be happening

[solitairians]

this was my heated rivalry

[threedollarsdotcom]

its monday remember to cough blood into your handkerchief and faint and hit your head on a sharp corner and have a beautiful solemn funeral

[life-on-our-planet]

Playtime for young kea birds! There’s a benefit to this apparently carefree behavior. It helps establish long-lasting relationships between the youngsters and even diffuses tension. David Attenborough | BBC Earth

[seaphine]

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

[gruesomegf]

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

[lionofchaeronea]

Wishing you a happy solstice (winter or summer, as the case may be). Unless you're a flat earther, in which case, Happy Inexplicable Phenomenon!

[parakeet]

when youre cleaning something and that dirt and grime is fucking right off all thanks to your hard work and your powerful gloved hands sponge and soap

[twinsfawn]

anyone else feel like there will always be a veil of separation between them and the rest of the world and that they’ll never actually be understood or is that just me

[bippus]

TIL yhat by moving the muscles on uour face you can indicate to people that you are feeling various different emotions

[anorganizedstreet]