[common-words-completionist]

there should be an uncommon words completionist

[tippytoezombie]

ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS!

I want to try to make a post to attract as many gimmick blogs as possible. I'm asking all of my followers as well as any people who see this from reblogs to add something to attract at least one gimmick blog. I've used the word attract (which has three Ts in it) so maybe I can attract (I did it again) the T counter. If you guys can get kirbyheritageposts, marioheritageposts, donkeykongheritageposts, supersmashbrosheritageposts, wario-heritage-posts, yoshiheritageposts, and nintendoheritageposts to reblog this then I will share my idea for the ultimate platformer (although you've probably got some idea already). I also want to make it clear that I want to do this without tagging any of these blogs. I feel like this might be a fun thing to try to do. I know I don't have a lot of followers but I want to try this.

[reading-comp-posting]

Check for understanding:

What is the reason OP made this post? What is their goal?

What specific gimmick blog does OP try to attract in this post?

What motivation does OP give to their followers for completing their task?

Discuss with a mutual: do you think OP can achieve their goal?

[common-words-completionist]

THE BE TO OF AND A IN THAT HAVE I

10/10

[common-words-completionist]

Have the happiest new year

THE HAVE

2/10

Thanks!

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[pebleeee-deactivated20151227]

do they smoke weed?

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Yes, actually.

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

[gccgrimm-deactivated20160818]

They don’t look like they smoke weed.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

[madamekagamine]

Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

[19leahjade96]

Well that escalated quickly……

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

[jackaxed]

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.

and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.

“the goo pile that is now your body”

i’m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

[anemonequeen-moved]

this dude playin omg 

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2015

[e-counter]

1CA

^ in hexadecimal

[common-words-completionist]

THE BE TO OF AND A IN THAT HAVE I

10/10

[common-words-completionist]

BOO 👻👻👻👻👻👻

-ghost in your inbox

aaaaaa

IN

1/10

[common-words-completionist]

hav

-th anon

You're so mean to me

TO

1/10

[tankycinna]

What kind of doodler were you in school?

eyes

wings

spheres/cubes

teeth/mouths

some other secret thing I don’t know about (tell me in the tags?)

multiple of these

i didnt doodle (I don’t believe you but ok)

Voting ended onNov 6, 2023

As in like what was the default thing you would draw on the margins when you were in class and had no creative ideas? Personally I was a wings and eyes kid. Usually wings though.

Please reblog to increase the sample size!

[common-words-completionist]

Eye gang rise up.

THE TO OF AND A IN I

7/10

[arsonarena]

This is your one chance to escape.

The wings, constructed by your father.

They're made of nothing but wax and feathers, but they'll work. They have to.

"Don't fly too low," He warns

"And don't fly too high."

You promise you won't.

You promised.

Just a little higher cannot hurt.

‎

You're falling.

Feather by feather, like snowflakes, like rain, you are doomed.

When did you realize?

You're drowning.

Voting ended onNov 1, 2023

[common-words-completionist]

THE TO OF AND A HAVE

6/10

[nesofuyu-deactivated20240825]

[is-this-fascism]

THIS is what im TALKIN ABOUT!!! more men writing yuri!!!!

[common-words-completionist]

‎ A ‎I

2/10

[schlarklezyaoi]

every once in a while i remember minecraft steve is banned in multiple US states and just fucking lose it. they hated him for his non-binary builder swag

[schlarklezyaoi]

[common-words-completionist]

THE OF AND A IN I

6/10

[animalbody]

the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline

[wet-dirt]

this is so unrelatable that i'm going to talk to my therapist about how much i don't relate to this

[animalbody]

ok. do you like need something or

[boobachu]

They didn't have the basket robens mint ice cream at heebers so I had to get ben10 jerries and it's okay I guess but it's kinda awful. It's like it's not mint chocolate but it's also not toothpaste flavored, it's some nothing else.

[animalbody]

can anyone hear me. where am i

[common-words-completionist]

THE TO AND THAT HAVE I

6/10

[heronb]

ok not to be adhd on main but if you even JOKINGLY make fun of me for my interests thats it. i wont ever be able to trust you again because im positive youre constantly judging me and making fun of me behind my back. thats just the way it is!!

[heronb]

to all the people vaguing people in the tags: get better friends

[heronb]

it ABSOLUTELY is, adhd and autistic experiences overlap so so much and i have both so this post is solidarity

[common-words-completionist]

THE BE TO OF AND IN THAT(s) HAVE I

9/10

[greenyball]

i heard the rumors that homestuck^2 has come back to life. so

alright, let’s do this one more time

if this post gets 6000 notes i will read homestuck^2

[common-words-completionist]

THE TO THAT I

4/10

[common-words-completionist]

It's Halloween. Time to get spooky.

TO

1/10

[common-words-completionist]

Honeycrisp apple growing from an amber leafed tree.

[common-words-completionist]

nobody ever warns you about the side effects of running a gimmick blog everytime i see any of those ten words a little part of my brain does a thing

THE OF A I

4/10

[alphabetcompletionist]

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

[dailyquests]

ABC EFG I KLMNO RS U

15/26

[is-this-trans]

[Image ID: a pink 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville /End ID]

1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville

[is-this-fascism]

Image ID: a

pink 1960 Cadi

llac Eldorado

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[free-post-store]

Ok.

[i-say-ok]

Achievement Unlocked:

Break The Gimmick

What is going on??

[official-boob-posts]

Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.

[punctuation-completionist]

Orange, Yellow, Green, Pink, Gray

[4/8]

[cat-identifier]

gimmick blog heritage post

[guywholivesonthesurfaceofthesun]

Who's responsible for this???

[common-words-completionist]

Twasn'tT TmeT