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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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taylor price
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@communistsgaycousin
☆.°INTRO POST !!°.☆
hi, i'm charlie
pronouns ; all
sexuality ; aroace
other names i answer to ; alexis, omnis, faye, aaron
more info about pronouns/others ; • Pronouns.page
specialised tags ; #charlietalkstothemselflogs - random snippets of me talking to myself
people who like me (my friends i guess) (unrequited (/j)) ;
@lemonenty , @starsquire , @solnste-boy , @thelesbianduckoffical, @skeleton-of-the-south
MORE BELOW ! + link to my TMA spreadsheet
i somehow managed to block the fact that Midnight's dead out of my memory and let me say i am NOT appreciating the fact that it's back in my memory
“i still can’t believe aoyama was working for all for one! that’s pretty cra-“ AOYAMA WAS NOT “WORKING FOR ALL FOR ONE” HE WAS VICTIMIZED FROM CHILDHOOD AND HAD THE VERY POWER HE WISHED SO HARD FOR WEAPONZIED AGAINST HIM. HE WAS MANIPULATED INTO BEING ALL FOR ONE’S PAWN. NONE OF WHAT HE WENT THROUGH WAS VOLUNTARY. HE FEARED FOR BOTH HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY’S SAFETY AND ISOLATED HIMSELF AS A RESULT. THE ONLY TIME AOYAMA WORKED UNDER ALL FOR ONE WAS OUT OF FEAR. 💔
Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space
This came to me at 3pm in the afternoon
World Heritage Post
ATTACKS YOU GET RADISHED LOSER
nom nom nom i eat the radish
thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji
It can happen to the
of us
It was the hest of times, it was the horse of times
(watching the odyssey movie) this is great but when does Ashes O'Reilly show up
i'm having way too much fun writing this fanfic...
job hunt is soo annoying 🙄. im literally agreeing to swear undying fealty to you and your house until the last sun burns out of the sky-WHY do you want me to complete THREE ancient trials??? and all for four copper pieces an hour too...
god. it was very funny to hit Dan with a green shell, think “oh shit I really just hit him” then hear “YOU FUCKING BITCH” a few seconds later on the stream 😭😭😭 going to be thinking about it all week lol
HELP ME SETTLE A DEBATE WITH MY FRIEND what tma characters do each of these apply to
Jon and annabelle cane
Tim and sasha
TIM AND SASHA (i was the one she was having the debate with)
MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick
*POLICE SIRENS*
*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*
[gavin screaming]
who the fuck is Gavin
Idk but he sounds pretty upset
A Summary of the Magnus Archives, written by someone who has never listened to it
So there’s an archive, and they keep scary stuff in it. The archive is one really long hallway like the one in the penitentiary episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved, and I think every door has a monster behind it? It looks like this. The main character is just roaming around with a tape recorder.
For the first few episodes you aren’t aware there are characters. Then later you meet the archivists. They have names like Peter Lukas, who is a rip-off of Peter Nureyev but also is kind of like Cutter from Wolf 359, Elias Pritchard I think is how you spell it, Basirah, who is a bad-ass I think, Martin, who is very soft and sweet and looks kind of like Aziraphale, and Jonny Sims. The guy who writes the show is also named Jonny Sims, like Night Vale.
The whole show is kind of a weird mash-up of Night Vale, Wolf 359, The Bright Sessions, and Death by Dying. It takes the oh-no-weird-paranormal elements of WNTV and DBD and the oh-no-Capitalism-is-going-to-kill-us-all elements of TBS and W359. Everyone has a British accent. (I’ve listened to one audio clip and the guy had a British accent so I assume they all do.)
The man that built the archives was named Magnus. I think. Magnus must have been a really f-ed up guy. Then he died. He got eaten by the big crab thing, because apparently there is a big crab thing. Now the archives are run by the Johnny Sims guy, and he has major depression. He’s in denial over the fact that he is gay for Martin. Martin knows he is gay for Johnny but won’t tell anyone. There are lesbians but Elias somebody is lesbophobic. The fandom fights over this a lot.
Basically, the show tells you about the ways that people have died by the monsters, especially the crab-monster, and some other monster that I think is called the Silencer? I imagine it as looking like the Nightmare from Metroid Fusion. I mean look at this goddamn thing.
That’s what the archive is hiding. It’s clearly hiding something. I think Elias and Peter are the bad guys? One of them dies, or maybe both. The Silencer eats Peter I think. Elias gets eaten by the crab. All I know is someone gets eaten by the fucking enormous crab.
I think the show is very diverse, but I see a lot of people yelling at each other about it, so maybe it has issues? Maybe it’s like Voltron. Is this show like Voltron? I used to really like Voltron. Then Season 5 happened and I stopped liking it. I’m not sure how many seasons this show has. Six, I think.
I think the archives are set somewhere where there is snow, because I see snow in fanart a lot, and big sweaters. Maybe like Northern Ireland. That explains the British Accents.
wow you guys are confused and so am I
the American education system says Britain doesn’t deserve rights so if you think I know a single thing about your country or any other British-ish country you are woefully mistaken, next question.
Here is my explanation. A while back, I reposted a series of arts by the talented @its-prettybent (whose consent I sought before making this reply to my post), which featured several podcasts I knew and some I didn’t. The one they made for TMA looked like this:
THAT IS A CRAB, BITCH!!!!!!! A SKINNY LANKY CRAB
…or so I thought. So I’m sorry I broke your fandom over the whole crab thing or whatever
it sounds like Elias deserves it. Johnny Sims, whoever you are, you should have a crab eat Elias. You can credit me in your show notes.
@grimark @gaytreasure
Jon: Of course we appreciate all of our allies among the other powers equally. There’s the Distortion, the Lonely, and of course the *looks at smudged writing on hand* Crab.
OH! THATS MR SPIDER
@thelesbianduckoffical
A Summary of the Magnus Archives, written by someone who has never listened to it
So there’s an archive, and they keep scary stuff in it. The archive is one really long hallway like the one in the penitentiary episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved, and I think every door has a monster behind it? It looks like this. The main character is just roaming around with a tape recorder.
For the first few episodes you aren’t aware there are characters. Then later you meet the archivists. They have names like Peter Lukas, who is a rip-off of Peter Nureyev but also is kind of like Cutter from Wolf 359, Elias Pritchard I think is how you spell it, Basirah, who is a bad-ass I think, Martin, who is very soft and sweet and looks kind of like Aziraphale, and Jonny Sims. The guy who writes the show is also named Jonny Sims, like Night Vale.
The whole show is kind of a weird mash-up of Night Vale, Wolf 359, The Bright Sessions, and Death by Dying. It takes the oh-no-weird-paranormal elements of WNTV and DBD and the oh-no-Capitalism-is-going-to-kill-us-all elements of TBS and W359. Everyone has a British accent. (I’ve listened to one audio clip and the guy had a British accent so I assume they all do.)
The man that built the archives was named Magnus. I think. Magnus must have been a really f-ed up guy. Then he died. He got eaten by the big crab thing, because apparently there is a big crab thing. Now the archives are run by the Johnny Sims guy, and he has major depression. He’s in denial over the fact that he is gay for Martin. Martin knows he is gay for Johnny but won’t tell anyone. There are lesbians but Elias somebody is lesbophobic. The fandom fights over this a lot.
Basically, the show tells you about the ways that people have died by the monsters, especially the crab-monster, and some other monster that I think is called the Silencer? I imagine it as looking like the Nightmare from Metroid Fusion. I mean look at this goddamn thing.
That’s what the archive is hiding. It’s clearly hiding something. I think Elias and Peter are the bad guys? One of them dies, or maybe both. The Silencer eats Peter I think. Elias gets eaten by the crab. All I know is someone gets eaten by the fucking enormous crab.
I think the show is very diverse, but I see a lot of people yelling at each other about it, so maybe it has issues? Maybe it’s like Voltron. Is this show like Voltron? I used to really like Voltron. Then Season 5 happened and I stopped liking it. I’m not sure how many seasons this show has. Six, I think.
I think the archives are set somewhere where there is snow, because I see snow in fanart a lot, and big sweaters. Maybe like Northern Ireland. That explains the British Accents.
wow you guys are confused and so am I
the American education system says Britain doesn’t deserve rights so if you think I know a single thing about your country or any other British-ish country you are woefully mistaken, next question.
Here is my explanation. A while back, I reposted a series of arts by the talented @its-prettybent (whose consent I sought before making this reply to my post), which featured several podcasts I knew and some I didn’t. The one they made for TMA looked like this:
THAT IS A CRAB, BITCH!!!!!!! A SKINNY LANKY CRAB
…or so I thought. So I’m sorry I broke your fandom over the whole crab thing or whatever
it sounds like Elias deserves it. Johnny Sims, whoever you are, you should have a crab eat Elias. You can credit me in your show notes.
@grimark @gaytreasure
Jon: Of course we appreciate all of our allies among the other powers equally. There’s the Distortion, the Lonely, and of course the *looks at smudged writing on hand* Crab.
OH! THATS MR SPIDER
clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
I know we talk a lot about the literacy crisis and the horrible anti-intellectualism happening rn but I think we need to talk more about how much of an entitlement complex the stupidest among us have developed
