elmo’s side piece

i think you mean OUR crown jewels

[communistsgaycousin]

☆.°INTRO POST !!°.☆

hi, i'm charlie

pronouns ; all

sexuality ; aroace

other names i answer to ; alexis, omnis, faye, aaron

more info about pronouns/others ; • Pronouns.page

specialised tags ; #charlietalkstothemselflogs - random snippets of me talking to myself

people who like me (my friends i guess) (unrequited (/j)) ;

@lemonenty , @starsquire , @solnste-boy , @thelesbianduckoffical, @skeleton-of-the-south

MORE BELOW ! + link to my TMA spreadsheet

EverythingAllIn101 | Archive of Our Own - my AO3 (has more PJO centred fics)

MY FANDOMS AND FAVOURITE CHARACTERS !! pink - absolute favourite blue - current interest

☆torchwood ; ianto jones ☆doctor who ; rory williams / martha jones ☆magnus archives ; jonathan sims / gerry keay ☆percy jackson ; lester (apollo) papadopoulos / lou ellen / ethan nakamura ☆les mis ; enjolras ☆MCU ; loki ☆avatar the last airbender ; zuko ☆EPIC the musical ; eurylochus / polites ☆BBC ghosts ; the captain ☆BBC sherlock ; john watson ☆good omens ; crowley / eric / muriel ☆hamilton ; aaron burr ☆hunger games ; haymitch abernathy / sejanus plinth ☆life series ; jimmy solidarity ☆hermitcraft ; mumbojumbo ☆tangled the series ; varian ☆pirates of the caribbean ; james norrington ☆BBC merlin ; merlin / gwen / lancelot ☆roll from the hip ; edgar allan ☆red dwarf ; arnold rimmer ☆over the garden wall ; wirt ☆my hero academia ; aoyama yuga ☆buffy the vampire slayer (i'm on s3) ; willow rosenberg, rupert giles

( link to my TMA spreadsheet post ) : LINK TO MY TMA SPREADSHEET – @communistsgaycousin on Tumblr

[communistsgaycousin]

Hey i had a thought what if shdynktdwrjlpqrbczrjmbfktgfs

[hybridsheart]

hi i just want everyone to know that i will never ever EVER be angry with anyone for not replying to my texts even though you’re visibly online and reblogging/posting. i understand that holding a conversation takes a lot more energy and effort than scrolling and posting and that’s 100% okay. take care of yourself first. the whole idea that you HAVE to reply to someone when you’re online is toxic and makes mentally ill people feel as though they are bad friends just because they can’t always reply within minutes. 

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[baskinginthenoondaysun]

“Whenever this appears on your dash, we at Aperture request that you like AND reblog to preserve the insane like/reblog parity. For science.”

[agam-shel-barvadim]

good job everyone

[bloodybarrythebabysitter]

"Darling PLEASE this is serious! Men's LIVES are at STAKE here and I LOVE you!

I love everything ABOUT you!

I love your BODY

I love your EYES

I love your SOUL

I love your MIND

Now PLEASE tell me, what the FUCK are the Germans doing!?!"

"They're sending everything."

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[ola-na-tungee]

"I would also like to give a massive shout out to Thomas Mayo. Thomas Mayo is the engine behind both Shoot From The Hip and Roll From The Hip and everything that we do. Someone who never wanted to learn how to be a business manager and an accountant and a general dog’s body and dealing with fire inspectors and dealing with building managers and all that sort of stuff (=> me!). And he has stepped up at every single moment. He is completely invaluable to everything that we do. And sometimes his work does not get sung because it’s not big and it’s not flashy. But honestly, he is the petrol behind everything that we do and he deserves his flowers – and then some more flowers!" Sam Russell, 2026

the face of a man who will fucking make sure everyone on the fucking internet better appreciates the fucking impeccable work of his best friend

the best friend who had no idea what was happening

[bowlifecomics]

It makes me happy when they listen

[cheap-pink-mints]

[bowlifecomics]

YES. YES YES YES THANK YOU

[wreegis]

thats their boy now, theyr all going to go do science together ( @thatdrumbotperson )

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[confirmance]

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

reblog this post to let the mutual you reblogged this from know that you still like them

[ironychan]

Really enjoying the idea that Grace's angry outburst in Denmark became a meme. The Angry Scientist. It shows up in discussions of egregiously bad sci-fi movies and arguments with antivaxxers and astrophage deniers, in forms ranging from pristine screencap to super-crunchy jpeg. There's an animated parody in the style of Ace Attorney. His students use it without realizing it's him.

In his first week on the Gansu six different people asked him about it and four asked Stratt why she hired Angry Scientist Meme guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

[communistsgaycousin]

we invading the fire nation capital today guys

[communistsgaycousin]

fuck

[decrepify-deactivated20250528]

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re