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Aiden Wright. 35 yrs, he/him. LCSW in WWE's med staff, and, really, I don't know what I'm being paid for and/or if it's enough. I don't try to psychoanalyze on purpose, you're all just very, very obvious. ((absolutely not affiliated with noah sebastian or bad omens whatsoever, mun is 34, 18+ oc for closed rp))

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So... much... screaming...

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Bingeing Love Island USA with late night wine and cheese and @champagnereliever's brilliant commentary is a solid way to spend a night.

"I am genuinely surprised Bea didn't take her prosthetic off to beat Melanie to death with it, she's stronger than I am."

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“I’ve never seen you wear so much white ever. It makes me oddly uncomfortable.” - @champagnereliever

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I promise not to name my hypothetical child “Jalen”.

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There’s too many Jalen’s in the NBA.

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There's about 80 Jalen's in the NBA.

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Went to sleep, 600 Jalen's in the NBA.

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I promise not to name my hypothetical child “Jalen”.

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There’s too many Jalen’s in the NBA.

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Ah, fuck.

[champagnereliever]

I demand a safe word.

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Well obviously, I’m not that cruel.

[mommybard]

I lied. You can keep your clothes off, but we're going to be talking about how you're trying your best and that's all that matters. And about how you're not a burden to others. And about how your friends genuinely love you and appreciate their time with you and you are not bothering them when you share your hyper fixation with them.

I already locked the doors and windows. You're not going anywhere~

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[An OOC Lore Refresher: Aiden]

Aiden Christopher Wright. His mom really wanted to name him Chouhei, written like 朝平, meaning "calm morning."

Birthdate: January 28, 1990.

FC: Noah Sebastian, prior FC was Andy Biersack

Born: Manassas, VA

Hometown: Manassas, VA

Currently resides in: Philadelphia, PA

Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual

His family is as follows:

Mother: Eika Wright (née Hayashida)

Father: Oliver Wright Jr [ note: deceased ]

Sister: Mika Renee Wright

Aiden is a licensed clinical social worker for the WWE, which is just a fancy way of saying he's one of the resident therapists for the workers. Jokingly referred to as a ghost, a serial killer, or 'just... fuckin there,' this is because Aiden sort of keeps to the perimeter and observes before really making himself known, but once he's comfortable, you will wish he shut back up with his incredibly dry sense of humor.

Aiden is not as forthcoming about his family history and dynamic the way that Tyr is, but he also doesn't have as much family as Tyr does. His mom's family is mostly still in Japan, and he's only met his grandparents a couple of times. Aiden and his father both got into an accident that has not been clarified as to the nature of, but this accident is what caused Aiden's contracting Guillain-Barre, and how his father passed away. He recovered almost entirely, the only residual being nerve damage in his hand, which is why he occasionally has to wear the glove, either for the compression, or to help with his grip. His sister Mika and him took the reins in making sure their mom was ok, which may have been a motivation for why Aiden went into clinical social work.

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Home just keeps getting better.

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I convinced @champagnereliever to watch Violent Night with me because of how good I did on Christmas presents 😌

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Parker is going to hear me saying this all day and I am aware my life is doomed.

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I truly never thought this day would come.

[champagnereliever]

Is it too college apartment to hang string lights in my bedroom?

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Not at all. I’ve got them all over my place. It adds a nice ambiance.

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I may not live in Virginia anymore, but I'm goddamn proud to be from there right about now. Congrats, Spanberger.

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